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Hey, welcome to my page where I get to make fun of the Olsen twins. If you don't like it, leave.
The Olsen twins are Mary-Kate and Ashley. I don't know too much about them, but I know that they are extremely annoying, and don't have too much talent. If you've seen one Olsen movie, you've seen them all. Olsens go somewhere on vacation or something, meet some cute guy, overcome some type of lame obstacle, get rewarded for overcoming the obstacle, then by the end of the movie they both have new boyfriends. Awwww, how sweet. If you're ten. They should make a movie about something important, or at least change the plotline once in awhile. They have all this power and all these places to voice their opinions, and things, but what opinions do they voice? Ashley: My favourite lip-gloss is watermelon. Everyone go and buy watermelon lipgloss. Heehee.
Mary-Kate: I disagree. I like strawberry lipgloss. It's better than watermelon. Heehee.
Ashley: Look at those two guys. Aren't they, like, so cute, like? I like the one on the left, like.
Mary-Kate: No. The one on the right, is, like, totally, so much cuter, like.
Aren't they annoyed by the shallow characters they portray in their movies and books and whatnot? I know I would be. But they don't do anything to stop it. They just make it easier and easier for people like me to make fun of th |
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Look at this picture. Even though they're smiling, they look sad. Look in Ashley's eyes. She looks depressed. And in all the pictures, they have that fake smile plastered on their faces. Don't they get tired of it? Do they always have to smile? Can't they be messed up just once? I would flip out. Of course, if I were them, there would be a lot of things I would do. |
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| I think that Ashley has just finished watching one of her own movies....they are sooo horrible, even she hates them...if you have ever seen an Olsen movie, you know what I'm talking about....If you haven't I suggest you never go see one. I got the summary of When in Rome, so I don't actually have to go see it myself. My comments are in bold. |
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When sisters Charli (Mary-Kate) and Leila (Ashley Olsen) score their first summer internships (like the Olsens need jobs...they're already rich enough) at a global fashion(Maybe they will learn how to dress well. Someone needed to teach them. Their stylist obviously can't and entertainment company (The Olsens and entertainment do not belong in the same sentence, unless the sentence is The Olsens are not entertainment. headquartered in Rome, Italy, Why can't they get jobs in America? Are they just too good for everyone? Or did the 10 years olds they brainwashed grow up? they can't wait to soak up the cool city's sights. They've done so much travelling already...the only place they haven't been in Antartica...But it's way to cold for the poor Olsens. They wouldn't have any place to plug in their curling iron But immediately after Charli and Leila begin work, the Olsen twins working....what a joke. they are fired! Finally! Someone should have fired them long ago. Determined to find out what's going on,What, can't the Olsen twins get fired without there being something behind it? Charli and Leila get down to the serious business of having fun in Rome,That makes you sound intelligent, when you say things like that. Yeah, sure it does. known as the "Eternal City" for all its ancient wonders. From the beautiful Trevi fountain, to the famed Colosseum, experience the glamorous city as Charli and Leila find excitement, (nothing more exciting than an Olsen movie....exciting Olsen movies....that should count as an oxymoron intrigue Now tell me, what is intruing about Olsen movies? Girls meet boys, girls solve world problems, girls get new boyfriends....how intriguing....I doubt the Olsens even know what intriguing means and romance....just like all other Olsen movies....surprise, surprise.
Check out the one for Holiday in the Sun!
Mary-Kate and Ashley Those are quite the original names the scriptwriting thought up are spending Winter Break They have winter in California? at the lavish Atlantis, Paradise Island resort in The Bahamas Nope, I guess not.Their parents bring them along, but that means they have to miss their school trip to Hawaii Aww, the poor girls. What will happen? with all their friends Are you sure those just aren't the people you hired to be your friends? Oh, wait a minute.... Determined to make the best of the situation,You're in the Bahamas, and you're gonna make the best of the situation? Please. the girls decide there's only one thing to do: Unleash a tropical hurricane of off-the-hook action and head-over-heels tropical romance! Wow, no one has ever thought of these ideas before But, amid the yachts, private jets, wave runners, scuba diving, motor scooters, horseback riding and moonlit strolls, None of these things the Olsens actually own. Mary-Kate and Ashley stumble across an antiquities smuggling ring!(What will they do? Maybe they will get kidnpapped. Mary-Kate and Ashley discover the time of their lives on their... HOLIDAY IN THE SUN. |
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