�������Thank your freaking lucky stars you don't have to read Romeo and Juliet.
����������Now, before you send me an e-mail saying something like "RoMeO aNd JulIeT RaWk My SaWkS!!!" let me explain. This is one of Shakespeare's plays where he played around the most with language. The words blood, sleep, and dream are used throughout as different metaphors. This play also deals with a few main themes central to humankind, like jealousy, guilt and the desire for power.
�������Macbeth is pretty much blood and guts all the way through, but it isn't quite as bad as Titus Andronicus, which averages an atrocity for every 97 lines. Luckily, we don't have that much blood in this play; although most of the characters die, they die off-stage. But that's giving away too much.
�������I'll see you when Great Birnam wood to high Dunsinane shall rise. ~_^