"You needed a friend, and you got a chaperone. I'm sorry." --Max (To Michael)
"I'm ready to wake up now." --Max
"I'm not completely without emotions, you know. I have feelings." --Michael
"Life sucks. People suck. That's reality." --Michael
"My foster dad taught me to mix drinks before I could ride a bike. He called it job training. If all else fails, I can always tend a bar." --Michael
"Even her romantic dreams are boring." --Isabel (Regarding Liz's dream)
"But what I'm sure of is, I am graduating. And this is my last chance to have a prom... ever. Alex, please don't make me just sit here." --Isabel (To Alex)
"Mom... Dad... I'm getting married." --Isabel
"You know, maybe we're just holding on to something that will never be. Max... maybe we should just let go." --Liz
"So that's the end. Our life in Roswell. Will we ever go back? I don't know. Even I can't see everything in the future. All I know is that I'm Liz Parker... and I'm happy." --Liz (voiceover)
"I mean, I plan on being a worldly woman. But how can I be, when Michael is still stuck in the world of armpit farts and Playstation?" --Maria
"I'm Teflon, babe!" --Maria
"You know, I find it really unnatural that you're half alien-warrior and half Grandpa Dupree, but I make do!" --Maria (To Michael)
"What do you suppose alien crystals are going for on eBay?" --Kyle
"I guess it's us versus them." --Kyle
"Feel free to say no, or laugh, or be outraged, but would you want to go to the prom.. you know, with me?"
--Kyle (To Tess)
"Tess! Tess is back?" --Kyle
"We're dancing." --Tess (To Kyle)
"Buddhism for beginners is also under the bed. How do you think the Buddha would feel about be sandwiched between 'Hustler' and 'Busty Biker Babes'?" --Tess (To Kyle)
"Isabel Evans... go to the prom with me?" --Alex
"And Michael? If you have sex with my daughter, I will hunt you down and kill you like the mangy dog that you are." --Amy DeLuca
"As far as I'm concerned, you'll always be welcome in this house, Michael. [pause]Welcome on the couch." --Amy DeLuca
"I'm supposed to kill you, but I don't wanna." --Grant Sorenson (To Isabel)
"I... I'm... such an idiot." --Kyle Reply: "Aw. But a cute one." --Tess
Max and Liz:
"I mean, who would want to get married in an Elvis chapel?" --Liz Reply: "Not me. Not in this lifetime." --Max
"I thought you didn't believe in God." --Liz Reply: "I believe in you." --Max
"If you get in that car, our friendship is over." --Max Reply: "I guess that's just the price I have to pay."
--Liz
Michael and Maria:
"Mud. I'm thinking about mud." --Michael Reply: "Why do I even try?" --Maria
Max and Michael:
"What are the chicks like? [On our home planet]" --Michael Reply: "If you're not going to take the seriously-" --Max Reply: "I seriously want to know what the chicks are like." --Michael
Max and Tess:
"I've lost everyone." --Max Reply: "I'll be here for eternity." --Tess
Michael: "Makes me glad I'm an orphan."
Tess: "Me too."
Sheriff Valenti (off screen): "Tess! Don't make me come back up there for you!"