| If
you have an existing account in any of the following banks: Pan-Asia,
Banco De Oro, Coco Bank, pls withdraw now. They will merge as one under
a new name - 'PanDeCoco'. |
| Woman:
Atty, ano ang tawag sa isa ang asawa? Atty: Monogamy Woman: kung 2? Atty:
Bigamy Woman: kung 3? Atty: Polygamy Woman: kung 5? Atty: Polygamy rin
Woman: Di po. Atty: Ano? Woman: Limakami!!! |
| Surf
Bar Advisory: Patay na biyenan ni Lumen. Pinukpok ng Surf Bar ng kambal!
Singtigas ng dos 4 dos pero di singmahal. Wais din pala ang kambal! |
| You
may meet other people better than me, funnier than me, cuter than me,
but one thing I can say to you, bugbog sarado ka sa akin kapag pinili
mo sila. |
| Exercise
daily to keep your body healthy! My Lola started walking 5 miles a day
when she was 42. Now she's 98 hanggang ngayon di pa sya umuuwi. |
| Ang
cute ng eyes mo, ang cute ng nose mo, ang cute ng lips mo.... ang cute
mo talaga. Buti ka pa ipinanganak na good looking samantalang ako ipinanganak
na sinungaling. |
| Si
Ate Shawee... gatas nya Alaska, softdrink nya Coca-Cola, ice cream nya
Selecta, ulam nya Century Tuna, mirenda nya Mcdo... kaya katawan nya Super
Ferry, sakay na!... |
| American:
Our robot can make coffee. French: Our robot can make omelet. Filipino:
Our robot can kidnap French & American. |
| I
over heard someone telling things about you. Cute ka raw, smart &
malakas ang sex appeal. Ayun! sinuntok ko sabay tadyak. Syempre! love
kita. Ayokong sinisiraan ka! |
