"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot;
C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
-Bjarne Stroustrup
* Raju ban gaya IT MAN..!
* Mera hardisk aapke paas hai
* Aao chat kare
* Programmer no 1
* Aaj ka body shopper
* Programmer,recruiter aur bodyshoper
* Badalate platforms
* Kahani Keyboard ki
* Memory aur hard disk
* H1 ko aane do
* Mouse ka gulam
* Java wale job le jayenge
* Skill apana apana
* Hum aapke meomory mein rahate hain
* Do pocessor barah terminal
* Password Apana Apana
* Hum Hai Programmer Oracle ke
* Ek programmer do body shopper
* H1 se Citizenship tak
* Mera code chal gaya
* Har Din jo mail Karega
* Mera Resume Kora kagaz
* Khel Virus ka
* Virus Aur Antivirus
* Programmer bane Bodyshopper
* Network Ke Ush Paar
* Billing aur Salary
* Platform platform ki baat hai
* Anjaana Bug
* Aayi Production Ki Bela
* Do Gateways
* Debugging koi Khel nahi
* Helpdesk ki Aatma (Ramasay bandhu ki Horror film)
* Mera naam developer
* Kaho na Bench hai
* Crash kar di aaapne
* Mein backup lunga
* Pati patni aur computer
* Deployment ki raat
* Hum WALK-IN ja chuke sanam
* Dhai akshar HRD ke
* Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hain
* Hum To US jaayega
* Aa ab KUCH KAAM kare
* Dekhte Dekhte Connection mil Gaya
* Ish Bench ki subah kab hogii
* Client ek numbari PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
* Login karo sajana
* Ek Thi vacancy
* Interview ke Sapane
* Naukar PC ka
* Mera Resume Mera Skill
* Hackers ke Site par Hacker
* Experience Bina H1
* Firewall( Deewar)
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# Local variable -
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri
hastihai..
# Global variable -
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon, har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai ...
#Null pointers -
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers -
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.
# goto -
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan ,khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si ,
Na woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein ,mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein , pehle tum, pehle tum
# The debugger -
Jab koi baat bigad jaye, Jab koi mushkil pad jaye , Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz
# COM programming in VC
Roop tera mastana ,Pyar mera deewana , Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
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| TCS | Totally Confusing Solutions |
| NIIT | Not Interested In IT |
| WIPRO | Weak Input, Poor and Rubbish Output |
| HUGHES | Highly Useless Graduates Employed for humour eating and Sleeping |
| TISL | Totally Inconsistent Systems Limited |
| HCL | Hidden Cost and Losses |
| C-DOT | Coffee During Office Timings |
| TUL | Troubles Un-Limited |
| BPL | Below Povety Line |
| SATYAM | Sad and Tired, Yelling Away Madly |
| INFOSYS | INFerior Online SYStems |
| CTS | Coffee, Tea and Snacks |
| ICIM | Impossible Computers In Maintenance |
| HP | Hen Packed |
| IBM | Implicitly Boring Machines |
| AT&T | All Troubles and Terribles |
| DELL | Deplorable Equipment and Luck Luster |
| PSI | Peculiar Symptoms of India |
| PCL | Poor Computers Limited |
| SUN | Surely Useless Novelties t o p |
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Indian Software Professionals In US
There is this Barber in some city in US. One day a Florist goes
to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from
you; am doing a Community Service'. The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next
morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen roses
waiting at his door.
A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber
and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; am doing a
Community Service'. The Cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Donuts waiting
at his door.
An Indian Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes
to pay the Barber and barber replies; 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I am doing a Community Service'. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his
shop, guess what he finds there !!
guess!!
still couldn't make it?
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A Dozen of Indian Software engineers waiting for a free Haircut......
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