Jokes On Computers, Software peoples......


"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; 
C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." 
-Bjarne Stroustrup


Some of the Future ( software ) Movies 

* Raju ban gaya IT MAN..!
* Mera hardisk aapke paas hai
* Aao chat kare
* Programmer no 1
* Aaj ka body shopper
* Programmer,recruiter aur bodyshoper
* Badalate platforms
* Kahani Keyboard ki
* Memory aur hard disk
* H1 ko aane do
* Mouse ka gulam 
* Java wale job le jayenge
* Skill apana apana
* Hum aapke meomory mein rahate hain
* Do pocessor barah terminal
* Password Apana Apana
* Hum Hai Programmer Oracle ke
* Ek programmer do body shopper
* H1 se Citizenship tak
* Mera code chal gaya
* Har Din jo mail Karega
* Mera Resume Kora kagaz
* Khel Virus ka
* Virus Aur Antivirus
* Programmer bane Bodyshopper
* Network Ke Ush Paar
* Billing aur Salary
* Platform platform ki baat hai
* Anjaana Bug
* Aayi Production Ki Bela
* Do Gateways
* Debugging koi Khel nahi
* Helpdesk ki Aatma (Ramasay bandhu ki Horror film)
* Mera naam developer
* Kaho na Bench hai
* Crash kar di aaapne
* Mein backup lunga
* Pati patni aur computer
* Deployment ki raat
* Hum WALK-IN ja chuke sanam
* Dhai akshar HRD ke
* Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hain
* Hum To US jaayega
* Aa ab KUCH KAAM kare
* Dekhte Dekhte Connection mil Gaya
* Ish Bench ki subah kab hogii
* Client ek numbari PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
* Login karo sajana
* Ek Thi vacancy
* Interview ke Sapane
* Naukar PC ka
* Mera Resume Mera Skill
* Hackers ke Site par Hacker
* Experience Bina H1
* Firewall( Deewar)                                                                  
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Funny Definitions :

# Local variable -
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri hastihai..

# Global variable -
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon, har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai ...

#Null pointers -
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya. 

# Dangling pointers -
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

# goto -
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan ,khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si ,
Na woh samajh sake na hum

# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein ,mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein , pehle tum, pehle tum

# The debugger -
Jab koi baat bigad jaye, Jab koi mushkil pad jaye , Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

# COM programming in VC
Roop tera mastana ,Pyar mera deewana , Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye          
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Here are the names and full forms of some well reputed IT Companies. I just came across them while reading some computer magazine , so I thought you must read them and laugh at them. ( Hee hee hee !!! )

TCS Totally Confusing Solutions
NIIT Not Interested In IT
WIPRO Weak Input, Poor and Rubbish Output
HUGHES Highly Useless Graduates Employed for humour eating and Sleeping
TISL Totally Inconsistent Systems Limited
HCL Hidden Cost and Losses
C-DOT Coffee During Office Timings
TUL Troubles Un-Limited
BPL Below Povety Line
SATYAM Sad and Tired, Yelling Away Madly
INFOSYS INFerior Online SYStems
CTS Coffee, Tea and Snacks
ICIM Impossible Computers In Maintenance
HP Hen Packed
IBM  Implicitly Boring Machines
AT&T All Troubles and Terribles
DELL Deplorable Equipment and Luck Luster
PSI Peculiar Symptoms of India
PCL Poor Computers Limited
SUN Surely Useless Novelties                                          t o p

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Indian Software Professionals In US


There is this Barber in some city in US. One day a Florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; am doing a Community Service'. The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
     A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; am doing a Community Service'. The Cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Donuts waiting at his door. 
    An Indian Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and barber replies; 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service'. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there !!
guess!! 
still couldn't make it?
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A Dozen of Indian Software engineers waiting for a free Haircut......

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