Future Nursery Rhymes
Laloo Bhai bihari
Went up the pahari
To fetch a bail for court order
Laloo fell down
And lost his crown
But Rabri reigned thereafter.
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Black Sheep Have you pulled the wool?
Yes sir, Yes sir, Three bags full.
One for my father, One for my dame,
And one for the CBI, Crying in the lane.
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Little Miss Bharti, Did a Maha-arti,
So the BJP would always hold sway.
There came a big BSP With
Mayavati its USP.
And frightened Miss Bharti away.
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Little Lal Advani Sat with his TV vahini
Taking his party's rai He stuck out his thumb,
hoping to pull out the plum,
And said, 'Can I have a slice of Vaj-pie?'
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Batsman-bowler sat on the ball.
Batsman-bowler had a great fall,
All the bookies' cookies,
All the bribers' men,
Couldn't put Indian cricket together again.
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Bankers and ministers, Sold for a penny
All the swindlers are so many
The envy's green, And the CBI,s red
Nail them all, and get
their head, head, head.
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Hey public diddle,
Each state has a fiddle,
The corruption's gone over the moon.
The people weep to see what's done
And the politician runs away with the goon.
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka pc kiya hai chaaloo
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
Apne chehare se ruswaai ki error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao
Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhate hai
Warna aap jaise kitne softwares to bazaar main bikte hai
Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ka mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aa jataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
Apne insult ka badalaa dekho kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga
Aapke kayi nakhare apne dil pe bang ho gaye
Do pc joodte joodte hang ho gaye
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut kiya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hain
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
apki adaaon ki hamne save kar li hai file
Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhe ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga
ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain
problem hai ki bus voh read only hain
shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye
dil ko aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye
woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain
woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain
tumhare samne hain itne sample
kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe
kabhi to click karo
Roz subah hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 error but 5 warnings
Kasam hai dosto tumhe apne apne mail-id ki
laga do in projects par baazi apne jaan ki
Is 8 mahino me yahan mujhe kuch nahin mila
Mail to kya ek visiting card bhi nahi mila..
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar
humne to wine piya
kabhi offline piya
kabhi online piya