CWF Wrestler Awards
[ 27th February ]

Jim Goss - Hello and Welcome to another CWF The Awards.

Jerry Clawler - Tonight is an extra special night...As we have much more NEW awards and we have binned a few of old ones.

Jim Goss - Over the last month SO much has happened in the CWF.

Jerry Clawler - We have seen wrestlers come and go.

Jim Goss - We have seen wrestlers come and stay.

Jerry Clawler - We have seen a lot of things including the almighty Rumble. But that is all in the past now.

Jim Goss - So without further adue its a about time we get on with the show.

Jerry Clawler - Right. Let me just get the list out my pocket.

[ Jerry Clawler searches his pockets for a few minutes. ]

Jerry Clawler - Damn i haven't got them.

[ Just then Michael Coal walks into the room with the list in his hand. ]

Michael Coal - I will hand it over only if you let me help announce the awards.

[ Jerry and Jim look at each other. ]

Jerry and Jim - Ahhhh if we have to.

[ Michael Coal hands Jerry Clawler aKa 'The Claw' the list and takes a seat next to him. ]

Jerry Clawler - Now..Moving swiftly onto the first award.

Jim Goss - And that is...?

Jerry Clawler - This is award is for the best PPV matchup. The silver award goes to...The Bar Room Brawl which pitted The Freak against Mr. for the european title. But walking away with the gold award has to be the Rumble !!!

Jim Goss - The Rumble sure did kick ass.

Michael Coal - Indeed.

Jim Goss - Whats the next award?

Jerry Clawler - The next award is for..Best newcomer. Sweeping away the silver trophy is...Mr. Late Nite..! [Cheers *****]... And the Gold award goes to...The Coroners !! [Cheers *****]

Jim Goss - So apart from winning the tag titles they now have some more gold to their collection.

Michael Coal - Indeed.

Jerry Clawler - Not onto a much respected award. Best Face. And Silver goes to...Truly A. Mazing ! [Cheers *****]... But Gold goes to Soul Collector !! [Cheers *****].

Jim Goss - Soul Collector definatly deserved it.

Michael Coal - Indeed.

Jim Goss - Is it best Heel next?

Jerry Clawler - It sure is....And taking the silver award home for their fireplace is... Big Willie Isms ! [Cheers *****]... And taking the Gold award home to show their mommy is... Monoxide Child !! [Cheers *****].

Jim Goss - He has got two of them trophys now.

Michael Coal - Indeed.

Jim And Jerry - Would you shut up !! ?

Michael Coal - ....

Jerry Clawler - Moving swiftly onto a new award. And this award is for Best Tag Team. This silver tin foil...I mean trophy goes to... Phillys Most WANTED ! [Cheers *****]. But snipering the Gold trophy is The Coroners [Cheers *****].

Jim Goss - Well they are tag champs.

Michael Coal - Indeeee------

Jim Goss - Shut the fuck up !... Now can i say an award please ?

Jerry Clawler - Hmmmmm... Ok just one.

[ Jerry hands Jim the list. ]

Jim Goss - Right were am we? Ahh this award is also new and it is for overall best wrestler. And the Silver award goes to Blizzard ! [Cheers *****]. Woo this is cool. Anyway the Gold award goes to............ Alan Stone.

Jerry Clawler - Well he is our NEW heavyweight champ.

Michael Coal - Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

Jerry Clawler - Thats it..GET OUT !!

Michael Coal - I'm refusing..

Jerry Clawler - Am YA !!

[ Jerry hoists him off his chair, Opens the door and kicks him out. He then returns to his chair....Straightens his tie then takes a big breath before ripping the list back off Jim and proceeding. ]

Jerry Clawler - Ok..Now that twat is out the way. The next award is for Most Effort. And the Silver Brit award goes to The Freak !! [Cheers *****]. But even better the Gold award goes to... Truly A. Mazing !![Cheers *****].

Jim Goss - He Truly did pick up his second award then. Hehe.

Jerry Clawler - Yeah whatever. But now its time for... Most Underated. And in the silver chair is... True Evil ! [Cheers *****] But taking home the Gold pie is Twiztid !! [Cheers *****].

Jim Goss - He really is underated.

Jerry Clawler - Hmmm if ya say so... You dont even know what underated means do ya ?

Jim Goss - .....

Jerry Clawler - So lets move onto...MOST IMPROVED... And over this last month the second most improved persona is The Freak ! [Cheers *****] but taking home the Gold pizza is The Heart Throbber !! [Cheers *****].

Jim Goss - His dad will be pleased.

Jerry Clawler - Who? Mr helmsly...Ha.

Jim Goss - What?

Jerry Clawler - Nevermind. We are now onto the two most prized awards in the business. And the first one is the most comical roleplayer over the last month.

Jim Goss - Roleplayer?

Jerry Clawler - I know... This award always comes up... I mean what the fuck is a roleplay? Oh well the silver award goes to... The Coroners ! [Cheers *****] But rolling up in the gold seat is... Truly A Mazing.

Jim Goss - Now that is Truly Amazing. Both of these guys just collected their third trophy. Damn did they pay the Prez or something?

Jerry Clawler - Prez dont decided these dude. Their is a national vote on Sky Sports.

Jim Goss - Gotcha.

Jerry Clawler - Now the final award is for this roleplaying thing again. But this time it is for the persona that has produced the best ones over the last month containing the best quality and best quantity.

Jim Goss - Does roleplay mean piss? Because it could be who has produced the finest piss and the most of it.

Jerry Clawler - Jim? Go home and have a bath you discgusting fat bastard. But the silver award goes to... Soul Collector !!! [Cheers ***********] But rolling home tonight with *Supposedly* the best award.. Big...Willie... Isms !!!!!!! [Cheers ************] !!!

[ Just then the door flings open and Michael Coal pops his head in. ]

Michael Coal - Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed !!!

[ The show cuts into a Backdraft promo as Jim and Jerry run out the door after him. ]

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