CWF Wrestler Awards

Jim Goss - Hello and welcome to the CWF's first ever awards ceremony.

Jerry Clawler - With this being the first ever awards ceremony they are going to be sure hard to give out.

Jim Goss - Yeah...I hope i get one.

Jerry Clawler - Shut up and lets get on with the awards.

Jim Goss - Ok let me find the list...Shit i cant find it...

Jerry Clawler - You better find it before i bitch slap your hiney.

Jim Goss - Ohh here it is...Right the first award on the list is...{Drum Roll}...Best PPV match. Well with the PPV being like two days ago this shouldn't be too hard of a call. Up for the silver award is...The 'Ladder Match' ! {Crowd Cheers *****} But up for the gold award... The '30 floor apartment matchup' !! {Crowd Cheers *****}

Jerry Clawler - Well in my eyes the ladder match should have been first but...

Jim Goss - Yeah but...no one gives a flying f**k what you think.

Jerry Clawler - Ok lets get on with the next award.

Jim Goss - Lemme see...Ahaa the next award is the best matchup..

Jerry Clawler - We just had that.

Jim Goss - Indeeeed...But this is a 'Non PPV' award and up for the silver award is 'The Freak vs Twiztid' ! {Crowd Cheers *****}which was a 'barb-wire rope' matchup and one hell of a match it was. But up for the gold is...'The IC Rumble' !! {Crowd Cheers *****}

Jerry Clawler - I agree..That was one hell of a match.

Jim Goss - It was o....k but lets get on with the awards. Up nex....

Jerry Clawler - Can i say one please?

Jim Goss - Arghhh...If you have to.

Jerry Clawler - {Glancing at the list} The next award is for best newcomer and the silver award goes to... Jason Crow ! {Crowd Cheers *****} and taking gold home for this award is... The Heart Throbber !! {Crowd Cheers *****}

Jim Goss - They are definatly two of the best newcomers...But remeber everyone is a newcomer as this is the first awards..

Jerry Clawler - Haahaa True. But i think it was judged on recent signings

Jim Goss - Claw? I was joking. I knew that.

Jerry Clawler - {Tapping Goss on the shoulder} Of course you did.

Jim Goss - With that said i think its time to move on....The next award is for Best Face and the silver award goes to... Truly A. Mazing ! {Crowd Cheers *****} while the gold award goes to The Crow !! {Crowd Cheers *****}

Jerry Clawler - Dont you think i got a quite face though?

Jim Goss - Thick twat...Face is just another word for goody two shoes...And this particular award is based on who is the best goody two..

Jerry Clawler - Ok Ok i get you. But how the fuck was Crow nominated?

Jim Goss - Are you joking? The crowd love him...

Jerry Clawler - O.....k

Jim Goss - Anyway enough arguing the crowd are going to sleep...Lets get on with the best heel. The silver award goes to Soul Collector ! {Crowd Boos *****} As the gold award goes to Monoxide Child !! {Crowd Boos **********************************}

Jerry Clawler - Yeah he is one sick mutha fucka.

Jim Goss - Stop swearing dude this is on live tv...Do you know how hard it is to bleep it out when we swear?

Jerry Clawler - I suppose it would be hard because they can never predict what we are going to say....Bastard...Hehe.

Jim Goss - I dont find you funny...Kids are watching this live broadcast. So lets get on with the ceremony so i can go home and roast your miss.

Jerry Clawler - What was that?

Jim Goss - Ohh nothing. The next award is 'Most Effort' and the silver slot goes to... The Freak ! {Crowd Boos *****} and the Gold award goes to... Alan Stone and Truly A. Mazing !! {Crowd Cheers *****}

Jerry Clawler - How can they both have the award?

Jim Goss - They will probably saw the trophy in two or something.

Jerry Clawler - What they get trophies? Damn the CWF has gone up in the world.

Jim Goss - Well ther next award is the 'Most Underated' and the silver place has got to go to... Twiztid ! {Crowd Boos *****} while the gold award goes to Alan Stone !! {Crowd Cheers *****}

Jerry Clawler - How the fuck is he underated? He is Ic champ god damn it..

Jim Goss - And if he is voted underated then that must mean he is world title material you thick..argggghhhhh.

Jerry Clawler - Swear if you want they cant bleep it...watch..

Jim Goss - We dont want to know...The next award is... 'The Most Improved' which basicaly is the most improved stars in the CWF. The silver award goes to... The Crow ! {Crowd Boos *****} and the gold award goes to... Truly A. Mazing !!! {Crowd Cheers *****}

Jerry Clawler - How many left?

Jim Goss - Two...And these are the most important *Apparently*.

Jerry Clawler - Ok whats up next?

Jim Goss - The Next award is 'The Funniest Roleplayer' ! ?

Jerry Clawler - Whats that? It must meanb the best actor in the ring...

Jim Goss - I haven't got a scooby snack but the silver award goes to Soul Collector ! {Crowd Boos *****} and the gold award goes to SmackWater Jack !!!!!! {Crowd Cheers ***********************}

Jerry Clawler - Soul Collector? Whatever the award is for he is definatly not funny...

Jim Goss - Thats because the joke is always on you...Hahaaa.

Jerry Clawler - O.....k can i say the last award?

Jim Goss - HELL N....If you have to...

Jerry Clawler - {Ripping the paper from Goss' fingertips} The last award is................... 'The overall Best Roleplayer' and this months silver award goes to........... SmackWater Jack !!! {Crowd Cheers **********************} but this month the gold award goes to...........................................................

Jim Goss - Spit it fucking out....

Jerry Clawler - Hahaha you swore...Anyway it goes to BIG WILLIE ISMS !!!!!!!!! {Crowd Cheers ************************************}

Jim Goss - Why are the crowd cheering so loud. I cant hear myself think.

Jerry Clawler - Thats because you dont think....Your too thick to think.

Jim Goss - Yeah whatever.

Jerry Clawler - Well thats about all we got time for but tune in next time for another great show....

Jim Goss - Goodnight.

The Show cuts off air into a Backdraft Promo.

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