About 42 years ago in a town far, far away...
Scientist discovered a block of ice which held a tiny, frozen bird. Upon thawing, they discovered that this bird was intellegent, and... that he was in fact, a penguin. As he awoke from his "cold nap" (as the scientist called it) he began asking questions about something called "Squeek-eek-eek-eek-quack" later translated to mean "those crazy guys" . 39 years later, this penguin, now called "Howard" descovered his life's meaning, was it to eat fish, to take naps, to lie around all day and do nothing? NO!!! It was to discover the World's Greatest not-so-great-Folk-Rock-Band-from-Greenville, Tx-that-has-5or6-members-and-a-couple-of-guitars, so he began searching right away! Later that month, he was shopping at wal-mart when he found a small piece of paper that said "the past isn't worth the present's time"... as he pondered this he was aproached by a young man, a young handsom man, a young handsom man that was learning how to play the guitar. The young man said "dude, penguins don't shop at wal-mart" Howard knew without a doubt that this young man was to be his greatest discovery. As it turned out, this fellow had a couple of friends that played guitars as well, so he talked them into getting a band together and the rest is history... |
