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they all wrote in Hydraulics. They lived in
the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot.
The climate of the Sarah is such that
inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
where they made unleaven bread which is
bread made without any ingredients.
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the
ten commandments. He died before he ever
reached Canada.
hundred porcupines.
and without them we wouldn't have history.
The Greeks also had Myths. A Myth is a
female moth.
but by another man of that name.
went around giving people advise. They
killed him. Socrates died of an overdose of
wedlock. after his death his career suffered
a dramatic decline.
History calls people Romans because they
never stayed in one place for long.
battlefields of Gaul. The ides of March
murdered him because they thought he was
going to be made King. Dying he gasped out:
'Tee hee, Brutus'
canonized by Bernard Shaw. Finally Magna
Carta provided that no man should be hanged
twice for the same offense.
arrow through an apple while standing on
his son's head.
Queen she was a great success. When she
exposed herself before her troops they all
shouted 'hurray'
discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable
type and the Bible. Another important
invention was the circulation of blood. Sir
Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because
he invented cigarettes and started smoking.
And Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world
with a 100 foot clipper.
William Shakespear. He was born in the year
1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never
made much money and is famous only because
of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies,
and hysterectomies. All in Islamic
pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example
of a heroic couplet. Romeo's last wish was to
be laid by Juliet.
Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote.
The next great author was John Milton.
Milton wrote paradise lost. Then his wife
died and he wrote paradise regained.
was the English put tacks in their tea. Also
the colonists would send their parcels through
the post without stamps. Finally the colonists
won the war and no longer had to pay taxis.
Delegates from the original 13 states formed
the contented congress. Thomas Jefferson,
a virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two
singers of the declaration of independence.
Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two
cats backwards and declared, 'A horse
divided against itself cannot stand'
Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
compositions and had a large number of
children. In between he practiced on an old
spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach
died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the
most famous composer in the world and so
was Handel. Handel was half German, and
half Italian and half English.
He was very large.
deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music.
He took long walks in the forest even when
everyone was calling for him. Beethoven
expired in 1827 and later died from this.
many thoughts and inventions. People
stopped reproducing by hand and started
reproducing by machine. The invention of the
steam boat caused a network of rivers to
spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the
McCormick raper. Which did the work of a
hundred men.
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote
the organ of the species Madman.
Curie discovered radio.
And Karl Marx became one of the Marx
Brothers.
of the Arch-Duck by an anahist, ushered in a
new error in the anals of human history.
