I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!
Who does it when you are on vacation? - Jane
Dear God, I read the Bible. What does begat mean?
Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison
Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Lucy
Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he
uses his bowling words in the house? - Anita
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or
was it an accident? - Norma
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make
new ones, why don't You just keep the ones you have now?
Jane
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries? - Nan
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in
church. Is that okay? - Neil
Dear God, What does it mean You are a Jealous God?
I thought You had everything. - Jane
Dear God, Did You really mean "do unto to others as they
do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to fix my
brother. - Darla
Dear God, Thank You for my baby brother, but what I prayed
for was a puppy. - Joyce
Dear God, Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was
suppose to be our day of rest. - Tom L.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I've never ask for anything
before, You can look it up. - Bruce
Dear God, If we come back as something - please don't let me
be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. - Denise
Dear God, My bother is a rat. You should give him a tail.
Ha ha. - Danny
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so
much if they had their own room. It works with my brother.
Larry
Dear God, I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but
not so much hair all over. - Sam
Dear God, You don't have to worry about me. I always look
both ways. - Dean
Dear God, I think of You sometimes even when I'm not
praying. - Elliott
Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of
everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people
in our family and I can never do it. - Nan
Dear God, Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and
David the best. - Rob
Dear God, My brother told me about being born but it doesn't
sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha
Dear God, If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You
my new shoes. - Mickey D.
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the
Bible. Love Chris
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school
they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
Sincerely, Donna
Dear God, The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an
ark on dry land you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with
You. Thats what I would do. - Eddie
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God.
I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because
You are God already. - Charles
Dear God, I didn't think orange went well with purple until I
saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Eugene
agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their
students have written in papers. Here are a few examples:
- The parts of speech are lungs and air.
- The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
- A census taker is a man who goes from house to house
increasing the population.
- Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin.
Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
- (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water nad CO2 is cold
water.
- A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has
never set foot.
- The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
- A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water than
forcing it through an aviator.
- The people who follwed the Lord were call the 12
opossums.
- The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits
on the top and you sit on the bottom.
- We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because
we get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives
more silk.
- One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
- A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all
duly constipated authorities.
- One by-product of raising cattle is calfs.
- To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the
nose until it drips in the throat.
- The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
- The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
- Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were
deeply religous feelings.
- The word trousers in an uncommon noun because it is
singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
- Syntax is all money collected at the church from sinners.
- The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one
leg and up the other.
- In spring, the salmon swim up stream to spoon.
- Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
- In the middle of the 18th century, all morons moved to
Utah.
- A person should take a bath once in summer, not so often
in winter.
