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How To Wash The Cat
Throughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount
of shampoo to the toilet water,
and Have both lids lifted.
Obtain Cat and soothe him
while you carry him towards
the bathroom.
In one smooth movement,
put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids (you may need
to stand on the lid so that he
cannot escape).
Flush the toilet three or four times.
Have someone open the door to
the outside and ensure that there
are no people between the toilet
and outside door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as
you can, and quickly lift both lids.
The now-clean cat will rocket out
of the toilet, and run outside where
he will dry himself.
Sincerely, The Dog
Don't try this at home kids!
Only dogs bathe cats in toilets!
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