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If you love someone....

if you love someone, Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was...
Now the New Versions....

Pessimist:

If you love someone, Set her free...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't as expected, she never was yours

Optimist:

If you love someone, Set her free...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone, Set her free...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone, Set her free...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Patient:

If you love someone, Set her free...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back...

Playful:

If you love someone, Set her free...
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,

Programmer:

f(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free()
if(m_she==NULL) m_she=new CShe; repeat * C++

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone, Set her free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone, Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

Bill Gates:

If you love someone, Set her free...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:

If you love someone, Set her free...
She'll evolve.

Statisticians:

If you love someone, Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, Set her free... SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:

If you love someone, Set her free... don't set her free.

HR specialist:

If you love someone, Set her free by Offering her VRS and other benefits Then outsource her.

MBA:

If you love someone, Set her free... instantaneously and look for others simultaneously.

Psychologist:

If you love someone, Set her free...
If she comes back her super ego is dominant If she does'nt comes back her id is supreme
If she does'nt go, she must be crazy

Somnambulist:

If you love someone, Set her free...
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she does'nt, you must be dreaming

Rhett Butler:

If you love someone, Set YOURSELF FREE...
If she asks you why say you don't give a damn.

ERP functional expert:

If you love someone, Set her free...
If she comes back, map her into your system If she does'nt, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert:

If you love someone, Set her free...
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans If she does'nt write her off as an asset gone bad.

And finally for all marketing studs Marketing Expert

If you love someone, Set her free...
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she does'nt, reposition the brand in new markets.