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| 1. Say Cheese Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: Smiles!! ( Because there's a mile between the first and last letters.) Q: What can u call a bull sleeping on the ground A: Bulldozer!!! Q: What is always coming and doesn't arrives? A: Tomorrow!!!! Q: What has a head and tail and no legs and hands? A: A Coin!!!!! Q: What is common product of studying Algebra & banging your head A: A headache!!!!!!! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * 2. Bombed Outta My Head Three men were flying in a plane, when they decided to drop stuff on the town they were flying over. One dropped a book, one dropped a brick, and one dropped a bomb, just for fun. They then landed, to survey the damage they caused. The first thing they saw was a small child, crying and holding a book. Then they saw another small child, crying and holding a brick. Then they saw a small child laughing his head off."What's so funny?" they asked him. "It was great," he said. "I farted and my neighbor's house blew up." ha ha ha ha................... |
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