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In the name of Allah, Most Gracious,
Most Merciful
AIDS Awareness
A
Collection of Articles, Notes and References
Social
Jokes
(Revised:
By
Praise the Buddha
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8 "... Freely you received, freely give”.
- Matthew 10:8 ::
New American Standard Bible (NASB)
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“But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days.
2
People will be lovers
of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive,
disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy,
3
without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control,
brutal, not lovers of the good,
4
treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure
rather than lovers
of God—
5 having a form of godliness
but denying
its power. Have nothing to do with them.
6
They are the
kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over weak-willed women, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires,
7 always learning but never able to acknowledge the truth.
8
Just as Jannes and Jambres
opposed Moses, so also these men oppose the truth--men of depraved minds, who, as far as the faith is concerned, are rejected.
9
But they will not get very far because, as in the case of those men, their folly will be clear to everyone.”
- 2 Timothy 3:1-9 ::
New International Version (NIV)
The right to be left alone – the most comprehensive of rights,
and the right most valued by a free people
- Justice Louis Brandeis, Olmstead
v.
Therefore,
I say:
Know your enemy and know yourself;
in a hundred battles, you
will never be defeated.
When you are ignorant of the enemy but know yourself,
your chances of winning or
losing are equal.
If
ignorant both of your enemy and of yourself,
you are sure to be defeated in every battle.
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War, c. 500bc
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Social Jokes
Author's
note: Because of the subject of this writing (a satire on modern human
behavior, with spy devices), some readers may find the following jokes objectionable.
Rating:
Contains vulgar, obscene and sexually explicit
language; erotica!
The characters of this joke
series:
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“Oh, this is a dirty job”.
What?
To hunt a man for sex!
Men in need!!
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Sex, sex
everywhere. So who cares about those
morals?
Woman 1: Morals? For old men! Not
for us.
Sex, sex…
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Daily, the young woman use the spy device to watch the stranger’s sleep.
She concentrates the device on the
organ.
Is the little one moving this way
or that way in sleep?
If it moves, a pang of happiness
fills the young woman.
If it expands suddenly, the woman
watches in wonder.
If it expands and contracts in emission,
the woman giggles.
Why do you watch this?
Woman 1: “Otherwise, I can’t
sleep!”
Less sales for sleeping pills!
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Do you want to get the job done or
show off your courage?
Get the job done.
Then use spy devices to watch.
Don’t worry about anything.
Watch what?
Is he having emission? Is he
masturbating?
All night
observation on the organ.
Night duty, heavy duty!
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The neighbor,
undressed, to change his clothes.
Woman 3, from next house, through
spy device: ”Oh, Oh, the size!”
Old woman, sexy!
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Where is your husband?
Woman 3: “He ran away!”
These days, men run away!
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Woman 1: “Quick, Come with me,
fast”
Man 2: “Why? What problem?”
Woman 1: “Sh…Sh….I am getting excited”
In “private”:
Woman 1: “Quick…open up”
Suck, suck…
Man 2: Oooops!
Woman 1: “Uh! … How
satisfying!”
The young
woman on getting excited.
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Don’t you have a husband? Can’t
you get married?
Woman 1: “He ran away”
Young age. “Happiness”. What other way?
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How many customers do you get a
day?
10… 20?
Woman 1: I don’t know. Depends!
Not too much.
Heavy business!
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Woman 3 to the customer:
“Enough…Enough. Time over.”
The customer caressing Woman 1’s
curved bottom: “Wait…a bit more. Oh! …the shape! Ah…ah!”
Oh! What a feeling!
Sexy bottom!
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Woman 1: “I am tired now”
Customer: “No problem. Just a moment. Just suck.”
Woman 1: “Not now!”
Customer: “Come on, I paid your
mother.”
Customer: “Here, take it…”
Suck…suck…
Customer: “Ahhhh…….oops”
Customer: “That is good.”
Miss. Sucker!
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Woman 1: “Oh, the way he is
rubbing his penis!”
Woman 2: “He must be
interested…ha…ha…ha”
Woman 3: “Too much soap?”
Advice: When you bath, man, never
touch your penis!!
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Man 1: “Oh!....oooooh! look, how he puts soap on
his penis”
ha…ha…ha…
An observer to Man 1: “!!!, What happened to YOUR penis? YOU…no
bath?”
Impotent?
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Oh, Man, why do you watch his
nakedness, in toilet, using spy devices?
Man 1: “Well, I want to get
spiritual satisfaction.”
Nirmalia!
La, la, the penis!
(Note: The word “Nirmalia” is actually a sacred word used to denote the
sacred bathing of idols in Hindu temples, as part of the early morning rites.)
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Woman 2 to Miss. Sucker, the Woman
1: “Hand me that. I also want to look.”
Man 3: “Oh God”
Woman 2 looks through the device,
concentrating on the penis.
Fantasy!
A heavy crowd to watch toilet
scenes!
Sweet dreams!
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After a long night-shift with spy
devices,
Man 1- Woman 3 duo:
Man 1: “Slowly, slowly… that is it!... Let it come out.
Come…yes, yes…. Come…slowly”
Woman 3: “Ah….ahhhhh…”
The turning-on of an old woman!
Orgasm!!
Age, no barrier!
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OH!...GOD!
Ha….Ha…Ha….
Oh!...Dear!
Oh!...My
mother!
Some
favorite terms on beholding penises of different sizes and shapes, by Woman 1.
Will a customer hear
the same exclamation always? Always the same words?
How boring it will be!
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The law enforcement man got out of the jeep. The man
of uniform. Late evening. Many
customers with the young woman 1.
Suck..suck…
The man proud of his
uniform, “happy”.
Young woman 1: “Don’t you have change?”
A “polite” way of
asking for payment.
The man just walked away to his jeep.
The “law”.
Does it have to pay?
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“Thou
belongest to That Which Is Undying, and not merely to time alone,” murmured the Sphinx, breaking its
muteness at last. “Thou art eternal,
and not merely
of the vanishing flesh. The
soul in man cannot be killed, cannot
die. It waits, shroud-wrapped,
in thy heart, as I waited, sand-wrapped, in
thy world. Know thyself, O mortal! For there is One within thee,
as in all men, that comes and stands at the bar and bears witness that there IS a God!”
(Reference: Brunton, Paul. (1962) A Search in Secret
Amen