Do Men Decend From Monkeys?
(A monkey's point of view)
Three monkeys were conversing
one day.
This is what they had to
say:
Said one to the others,
now, listen you two.
There's a certain rumor
that can't be true,
That man decended from
our noble race,
Why the very idea is a
disgrace!
No monkey ever deserted
his wife,
Starved his babies and
ruined her life.
And you've never known
a mother monk
To leave her babies with
others to bunk,
Or to pass them on from
one to another
Till they scarcely know
who is their mother.
And another thing you'll
never see,
A monk build a fence around
a coconut tree,
And let the coconuts go
to waste,
Forbidding all other monks
to taste,
Why if I'd put a fence
around a coconut tree,
Starvation would force
you to steal from me.
Here is another thing a
monk won't do,
Go out at night and get
on a stew.
Or use a gun to take some
other monkey's life,
Yes, man decended the onery
cuss-
But brother he DIDN'T decend
--from us!--
author unknown...edited &
revised 2/99
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