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Episodes
SEASON 3
Episode:
Jerri's Burning Issue (3-01)
Original Air Date:
7/10/2000
Plot:
Jerri is hostess of a dance and a STD.
The Good Stuff:
- Bashing on Jimmy
- Breakfast with the Blanks
- STD movie
- Jerri's "getup" at the STD dance
The Ugly Stuff:
- Not that funny
- Mr. Noblet's classroom scene gets an F
Memorable Quotes:
Mr. Jellineck "It's a cold sore. I bumped my lip on a biscuit."
Jerri "Oh ya, I was a diabetic for a while but I kicked it."
Jerri "Look doc, I go all natural. That's why my prices are so high."
Jerri "I can't plan the dance without you, you got all the hoses and stuff! Oh don't leave your lady in a lurch!"
Jerri "I've got something to say!"
Jerri "Condoms are for cowards. Who's with me?"
Mr. Jellineck "I are Jerri, all of I are."
Final Grade:
C+
Episode:
Is Freedom Free? (3-02)
Original Air Date:
7/17/2000
Plot:
Jerri causes controversy during freedom week
The Good Stuff:
- Mr. Noblet's assigned seats and his fascination with minister Arsenew
- Mr. Jellineck is hilarious
- Sara's reaction to Jerri's photo
- Buddah Stalin's music video
The Ugly Stuff:
- Minister Arsenew is a lame character
- Slow moving and not enough jokes
Memorable Quotes:
Jerri "What you do that for?"
Sara Blank "Because I find it offensive."
Jerri "Buddah Stalin is an artist and he has every right to-"
Sara "- I don't mind the video Jerri. It's having you in my house that I find offensive. Get out!"
Jerri "Buddah Stalin's chronic"
Mr. Jellineck "You can not imagine what it was like to be a black man during the slave days, but I can. And let me tell you it was horrible what you did to my people."
Jerri "I'm feeling free, how you feeling?"
Jerri "... but what I have learned is that the sexier you are, the more freedom you deserve."
Final Grade:
C-
Episode:
Trail Of Tears (3-03)
Original Air Date:
7/24/2000
Plot:
Jerri discovers that she is a full-blooded Indian.
The Good Stuff:
- The way Orlando is treated
- Mr. Noblet's class room scene is great
- Bob Whitely's Cultural Immersion Camp
- Orlando mistakes a Indian man as Jerri
- Picture of Jerri's mom "She's beautiful."
- Thanksgiving play
The Ugly Stuff:
- Nothing is bad, the episode is very good but nothing stands out
Memorable Quotes:
Jerri "Orlando, you can't be a pilgrim. The pilgrims had snowy white skin to match their Christian souls. They didn't sacrifice coconuts to their monkey gods."
Jerri "I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and booze and a gnat for catching syphilis."
Jerri "Protect me Satan."
Final Grade:
B+
Episode:
Invisible Love (3-06)
Original Air Date:
7/31/2000
Plot:
Jerri is secretly dating the most popular guy in school.
The Good Stuff:
- Seeing Jerri blindly in love
- Jerri's secret meeting places (Trash can, hole, air shaft, etc.)
- Tammi dating her science teacher
- Jerri trying to get Laird's attention
- Jerri and Sara's bonding
- Stew bringing his kids to the make out party
The Ugly Stuff:
-Nothing wrong with this one
Memorable Quotes:
Jerri "Dear Diary I'm sorry for all those hateful racist things I said about you. Everything's changed; I'm in love... something you would never understand you dirty, dirty, dirty Jew diary- just kidding just kidding. Jerri Blank"
Mr. Noblet "Jerri can I talk to you for a minute. I'm concerned about your grades. Lately for most of the semester you've been holding nice and steady annnn F, but lately you've been slipping. You're going to need to pull an A on the final just to fail."
Laird "Hanging out with the guys is cool and having a girlfriend is just so gay."
Jerri "Hey Stew, you seen my mother?"
Stew "Which one? The real one, the dead one, or the one I'm having sex with?"
Sara Blank "I understand."
Jerri "You understand why I'm so upset?"
Sara "Well I understand why someone would leave you."
Final Grade:
A-
Episode: Is My Daddy Crazy? (3-04)
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Blank Relay (3-05)
Original Air Date:
8/16/2000
Plot:
Jerri takes steroids to improve her speed in track.
The Good Stuff:
- Jerri coming in last place because she stopped to get a candy bar
- Jerri freaking out over the fat test and begging to be able to stay on the track "tub" team
- Jerri pigging out
- Expressions on Jerri's face as she runs
- Bearded ladies
- Iris in pigtails
The Ugly Stuff:
- Coach Wolf and Derrick seem different
- Episode is a bit cheesy at times
- Slow moving and not enough jokes
Memorable Quotes:
Jerri "But I'm not sure I want to put extra effort into something I want."
Jerri "Pizza, pizza, pizza!"
Jerri "You're just a rack of bones covered in a thin layer of fag."
Mr. Jellineck "Rhythm gonna get ya."
Jerri "But won't that make my testes shrivel?"
Jerri "I guess what I learned this week is that only losers do drugs unless it helps you win, and in that case only winners do drugs."
Final Grade:
C+
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