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Episodes
SEASON 2
Episode:
Virgin Jerri (2-03)
Original Air Date:
1/17/2000
Plot:
Jerri reclaims her virginity.
The Good Stuff:
- Jerri fighting the temptation of sex "Fight it"
- Derrick and Jerri's new hair styles
- Jerri acting like a virgin
The Ugly Stuff:
- Way too many sexual innduendoes and half either don't work or aren't funny
- Almost all of the regular cast is missing
Memorable Quotes:
Jerri "I'm Jerri Blank and a 47 year old Freshman again, I just got out of jail again, and I'm starting my life all over again, again. But this time I'm gonna be a proper girl doing things the proper way, properly."
Virgin "Hey Whore!"
Jerri " Ha ha Good one girls."
Drake "A virgin whore."
Coach Wolf "You're worth the wait Jerri, I'm worth the wait, let's wait"
Jerri "Pizza, Pizza, Pizza!"
Jerri "Hey Tammi come sit with us. Pretend you like her."
Jerri "Why did you spread those vicious lies?"
Drake "Because you didn't spread those vicious thighs."
Jerri "Slap it, slap it, slap it."
Jerri "I guess what I learned is that being a virgin is a wonderful and precious thing to hold on to as long as it doesn't interfere with you having sex."
Final Grade:
B-
Episode:
Behind Blank Eyes (2-02)
Original Air Date:
1/24/2000
Plot:
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Episode:
Yes You Can't (2-01)
Original Air Date:
1/31/2000
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Episode:
The Goodbye Guy (2-04)
Original Air Date:
2/7/2000
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Episode:
The Blank Page (2-06)
Original Air Date:
2/21/2000
Plot:
Jerri can't tryout for cheer leading because she is illiterate.
The Good Stuff:
- Jerri's version of Moby Dick
- Jerri's expressions and actions are great
- Cheer leading tryouts
- Jerri's mishaps with signs, letters and her reading jokes
- Spanish Drivers Ed. and the Mexican crash test dummy
- Look into Jerri's mind
The Ugly Stuff:
- The bus driver Glen is funny but his scenes are slow and hurts the episode
- No Blank family
Memorable Quotes:
Jerri "... No one gives me the time of the day."
Orlando "I do"
Jerri "You know what I mean Orlando, no one in my species"
Jerri "V-I-C-T-O-R-Y"
Cheerleader "What's that spell?"
Jerri "Win! ... "Vandango? Hobocamp... hobo - hobocamp."
Girl "Hey you illiterate, your so illiterate that you probably can't even hear me you illiterate!"
Principal Blackman "I'm a obtuse man so I'll try to be oblique"
Jerri "Okay"
Principal Blackman "Ok, well all right spell it"
Jerri "O...K?"
Mr. Jellineck "I'm Wonderful!"
Final Grade:
B
Episode:
Hit and Run (2-05)
Original Air Date:
2/28/2000
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Episode:
To Love, Honor, and Pretend (2-07)
Original Air Date:
3/6/2000
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Episode:
Blank Stare Part 1 (2-08)
Original Air Date:
6/19/2000
Plot:
Jerri feels alone and joins a cult.
The Good Stuff:
- The song "I'm gonna sit at the welcome table..."
- Presidential Assassination game
- Jerri / Rebecca relationship
- The Cult and Safe-Trap House
- Jerri's idea of sleeping "together"
- Father's words at breakfast
The Ugly Stuff:
- The song "I'm gonna sit at the welcome table..."
- Blackman's cult like control over the school
Memorable Quotes:
Jerri "Ha ha ha Look his wooden teeth fell out, that's hilarious"
Rebecca "You seem to really enjoy life."
Jerri "I get my kicks."
Jerri "Ya I'm terrified, see me shake, damn DT's."
Jerri "Just wanted to know what plans you had for FRI, SAT, SUN"
Jerri "I'll go pack my things!"
Sara Blank "Oh, I'm sorry Jerri; you know the car only has room for four and we already got two so if you get hungry uhh, eat something."
Jerri "Ha ha, look I sprayed the guy in the wheelchair with my grape sody"
Jerri "Mmmmm, your s yum-yum!"
Jerri "Damn my muscles are tighter than a Hebrew's wallet."
Jerri "I like the hugging and everything and the new friends but it gets a little frustrating when we don't - kick it up a notch, do you know what I mean?"
Jerri "Hey pops, I'm Jerri Blank."
Jerri "I can't leave."
Father "She can't leave!"
Jerri "The door's locked."
Orlando "...Remember that horrible thing you did to the squirrel?"
Jerri "The Squirrelllll."
Final Grade:
A
Episode:
Blank Stare Part 2 (2-09)
Original Air Date:
6/26/2000
Plot:
Flatpoint High goes anti-cult, and Father tries to get rid of Jerri.
The Good Stuff:
- Father's miraculous entries thanks to Bill
- Mr. Noblet's attempt to join the cult
- Jerri's kidnapping by Flatpoint and he deprogramming
The Ugly Stuff:
- Slow and has not much to go on
- Not enough Jerri
Memorable Quotes:
Jerri "Hello, I love you. Would you care to buy a flower? They're free."
Lady "Sure."
Jerri "Twenty dollars please."
Lady "I thought you said they were free?"
Jerri "I'm sorry I must of lied. The money is for a good cause."
Lady "What good cause?"
Jerri "A drug areh- A mind control center; we steal your babies"
Jerri "Three to one split. It's better than what Niko use to give me. The best I ever did was 10% and a vicious beating with a car antenna."
"Jesus H GYP"
Final Grade:
C-
Episode:
A Price To High For Riches (2-10)
Original Air Date
7/3/2000
Plot:
Jerri needs a pair of Flairs to go to a rich girl�s party.
Good Stuff:
- Flairs, damn that�s a long lace! Commerical kicks a$$
- Jerri�s attempt to get invited to Melissa�s party
- Jerri and Sara's talk in the kitchen
- Jerri's little fit in the kitchen and Blackman's office
- The way Jerri treats Orlando
- Jerri's attempts to make money and her experience with the locker
- Orlando's Party
The Ugly Stuff:
- A little slow at times
- Show store scenes are long and not funny
Memorable Quotes:
Jerri "Why do I have to carpool with the Faganopolisis? They smell like Fetichini... Their Greeks and Greeks are just Jews without money."
Melissa "I smell a goat, oh hey Jerri how's the carpool?"
Jerri "Carpool? Oh ya well I'm going to be getting my own set of wheels pretty soon. It's gonna be a hot ride."
Melissa "As soon as you get a car Jerri, why don't you drive it over to my floating house and show it to my Leprechaun."
Jerri "I wish I had a Leprechaun."
Orlando "Hey Jerri still coming to my party right? My papa is going to his castanets. My mima is going to tell stories with her hands."
Jerri "Keep it down Poorlando..."
Orlando "Jerri I don't think you know truly what rich is."
Jerri "Well I know what rich isn't and I'm looking at it."
Mr. Jellineck "What is art worth? Good question me. The value of art is subjective or is it? It is."
Jerri "Family equals money!"
Jerri "Here's how it's gonna go. I'm gonna need from you a dollar a day starting now and ending, never."
Jerri "I don't wanna work for the man."
Jerri "Aluminum siding! I'll take some."
Jerri "Well I guess what I learned this week is that you can be rich in friends, family, or love, but the only thing that matters is being rich in money."
Final Grade:
B+