| Elvir Family Twig |
| This here is Cousin Betty's family. They b the white trash of the family. Our trailer has the door. |
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| This b cousin Mulie. She just got hitched to Elvir's son Calvin. |
| This here is Ma Betty. |
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| This here is my brother DashHound. He's just not right. He b 34 adn living in Ma Betty's crawlspace. He plays a mean pickle fork in his band "Slipcover". |
| The white woman in the middle is GrannyBlue, Elvir's Ma. She moved to Kalifornie in 1965 and made her fortune in 8mm movies. Wez still not seen em yet. Law sez we need special papers first. |
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| After Pa's done drinkin he gets friskie wit Ma Betty in teh Park. |
| PickleLou was born a poor black child to a family of migrant workers. They couldn't feed her noz more so gave her to us in 1993. That was a bad year. |
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| This here b the last pikture we took. Pa was having a good day. |