| Elvir Family Twig |
| Howdy! Wez the Elvir family. My Auntie Sue, second cuzin to me brothers wife, helped put up this here pikture page. |
| This b Elvir's Cousin/Wife/Sister, Bob. She just been named "Most Likely To Bath This Week" by the Delbarton Lantern. |
| I'm Elvir.. I was born the day after Elvis, so my Pa named me Elvir instead. "Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you.", Pa used to say. What the hell does that mean Pa? |
| My other sister, Bea, was just too big fer me to mess with. So she a poor single gal. She washes chicken butts at the egg farm down in Derbyville. She got all the brains in the family. Just look how big that head b. |
| This here white woman is GrannyBlue. She reared me. Yep! And it hurt somethin bad too. |
| Cousin PickleLou and Cousin Mulie stayed a bit with Bea one summer. Bea ate em. |
| Elvir was one of the best Elvis impersonators in Delbarton. Until he got drunk and hitched up with an Ann Margret impersonator/hermaphodyke named Joey. Elvir's hips don't swivel no more. |
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