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| Funnies �So�after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating�� �Jordan!� Growled Professor McGonagall. �I mean, after that open and revolting foul---� �Jordan I�m warning you---� �All right, all right Flint nearly kills the Gryffiondor Seeker which could happen to anyone I�m sure� Jordan and Professor McGonagall Maybe they had to try and get a rabbit out of it. Harry Potter �Oh, are you doing magic? Let�s see it, then.� She sat down. Ron looked taken aback. �Er�all right� He cleared his throat. �Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.� He waved his wand, but nothing happened. Scabbers stayed gray and fast asleep Ron Weasley �Oh, are you a Perfect, Percy?� said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. � You should have said something, we had no idea.� �Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it.� Said the other twin. �Once�� �Or twice�� �A minute�� �All summer�� �Oh, shut up,� said Percy the perfect. George and Fred �Now, you 2 � this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you Blown up a toilet seat or�� �Blown up a toilet? We�ve never blown up a toilet.� �Great idea though thanks mom� The Twins and Mrs. Weasley �What happened down in the dungeons between you and Prof. Quirrel is a complete secret, so, naturally the whole school knows� Albus Dumbledore �Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet set. No doubt the though it would amuse you� Albus Dumbledore �So light a fire!� Harry Chocked �Yes -- of course � but there�s no wood!� Hermione cried, wringing her hands �HAVE YOU GONE MAD?� Ron bellowed. � ARE U A WITCH OR NOT?� |