It is the final day of September, 2005, as of this writing, and I just want to reassure you that, yes, I am alive...just busy, that's all.

Newcomers: I'm a songwriter to one extent or another, so I claim. I try to write songs of some sort of interest to people, rather than dopey love songs that everybody's tired of, regardless of what some former Beatle may have said. (Failing that, I just settle for psychedelic, meaningless lyrics.) I also like to cover a wide range of musical genres in my songs. One of these days, I might come up with recordings. In the meantime, I have the lyrics on this site for you to either enjoy or torture people with by tying them to a chair as you show them the website. Whenever I put up a new song, I'll let you know on this front page.

If you would like to contact me, you may do so via e-mail at [email protected] or by sending a legitimate instant message over AIM/AOL to Farshimmelt.