comparison.
What I Think About
After a mere 2 months of attending Foothill College, and following a trip to Azusa this past weekend, I am convinced that Japanese females are incredibly cute. A select few of them are hot, and some are really pretty, but the rest are simply cute. I would like to apologize to all other nationalities and ethnicities, but these "nihoneys" just inherently have the upper hand.
I'm pretty sure that most Americans
think Asians have exotic or mysterious eyes and therefore attach
some sort of beauty to said feature. I would agree. However, after
many hours spent eating baked potatoes and people-watching in
the Foothill cafeteria, I've noticed many other traits that set
the Japanese female apart from others. They have pronounced cheekbones
and somewhat more noble chins than your average girl. They have
cute mannerisms in both their speech and their physical gestures.
One could argue that your average valley girl has those same traits,
but their mannerisms make them look shallow and stupid while Japanese
girls appear innocent and honest in
comparison.
What about those accents when they speak broken English? While incredibly cute, this may be the one drawback of the Japanese female (assuming they are from Japan, not an ethnically Japanese American of course). I love those accents, don't get me wrong, but it's difficult to hold a decent conversation when I'm speaking in a drawl and throwing around some wacky slang and they understand 1/4 of what I'm saying. I was mighty intrigued by a Mexican chick with a wonderfully cute accent many months ago, and we were able to communicate with each other just fine. In fact, I find that I'm generally intrigued by accents of all sorts, not exclusively Japanese accents. Fortunately, when I'm fluent enough in Japanese to speak to them in their native tongue this will not be a problem.
What about the average Japanese female's body? Judging from the girls I've dated/been attracted to in the past, it seems that slender short girls with small busts and light curves are the type of thing I go for. BINGO! That's your average Japanese girl right there. Japanese girls also have dark brown hair, with a rich tone, which I find very attractive.
While I've been showering praise on the Japanese female for the entirety of this article, I would like to acknowledge the white girl here. I am a huge fan of white girls with dark brown to black colored hair. Fine examples of this look are Famke Janssen (circa X2), Kate Beckinsale and the aforementioned Mexican girl (she had pale skin... niiiiice!). This style is very popular among the indie crowd, also renowned for their cute, stylish way of dressing. I think that this stylish way of dressing is taken a bit too far, as in the case of electroclash styles, but any girl who can tread the fine line of class and appears to enjoy two-tone ska or indie rock will earn my less than creepy gaze. Cute knee-length skirts and Selphie-haircuts help you out here (she is from Final Fantasy VIII).
I hope that no prospective girlfriend ever reads this creepy, creepy piece of rambling. I do however hope that I find a prospective girlfriend soon (who would later become my girlfriend, of course). Now that you know what kind of girl I'd go for you all better keep your grubby hands off and leave 'em to me.
Bob Vielma