Buddha’s broom
Buddha's broom is a rare,and at first ridiculous looking weapon,but after use on it’s intended target most will swear by it.it looks like a upside down bamboo halberd with a paint brush on bottom it is a simple bamboo shaft with a tilted handle at the top,and a series of circular blades,then a large sumi brush like tip.the brush is used in combination with ink,and holy water to draw symbols that ward off smaller terrors like little demons,and devil mice (see this page).the design of the blade cuts hth combat penalty in half for any creature with 4 or more points of tiny(see this page).the ink/holy water is refilled via a hole in the collapsible handle.a silver point can be attached to poke into holes,or punch hole in walls to pour holy water down.the damage is equal to
a large knife plus modifers for being a blessed item if applicable.

ernst blow gun-
a popular item because the plans have been widely distributed,and the fact that it does not rely on hard to find ammo or gunpowder.most designs are set up to incorporate optional c02/n02 cannisters to give them an extra boost.the ammo is simple wooden darts that have been inscribed by a priest.they do roughly the same damage as a pistol shot. with half range or 3/4 range with an assist from compressed gas.

hell’s belcher chem sprayer.
like a flame thrower only it projects a chemical spray.the range is the same is a flame thrower,but the damage varies according to the chemical loaded.the most common is a corrosive stew that will break down organic tissue only doing 1d10x6 to all organic compounds in it’s blast radius.

zombie man gauche-
designed to be the most effective powered hand weapon against the zombie threat.it’s large basket hilt protects the hand while claws are blocked.The handle holds a large motor that rotates the curving,off center blade for maximum damage after penetration.the power supply is held in the oversized butt of the weapon.It can hold 15 minutes of power.it can also be attached to belt power cells with 30 minute each,or both.the top of the basic is designed to take the dead flesh cut off out of the body as the blade rotates like a unholy food processor.there is a trigger in the hilt that actives or locks the rotating blade.the motor tends to burn out after 6 hours of use,but is easily replacable.damage is equal to a lerge knife when not rotating,but damage equal to a broadsword when rotating.when rotating it is very difficult to penetrate tough hide or armor so rotating usually starts when flesh has been penetrated.the vibration from this wepon is so great it is used in combination with a large glove specially designed to reduce vibration.this glove often come attached to and armored bracer.the weapon is commonly used with another type of sword or sheild.

roughly as presented to the second annual convention for law enforcement and the living dead threat by Evans arms vice president Joey Evans 09/05/2006. Chicago,IL...

1-z-99 stopper cannon
..this sprays compressed foam capable of immobilizing large groups of people for short periods of time.It was originally developed by the department of defense for riot control,but soon was discarded after it’s extreme flammability was discovered during a tragic accident at a team birthday party that took out most of the researchers,but their loss is our gain when the living dead come-a-knockin’.we enhanced the flammability of the foam for use in anti-zombie combat.available in back mounted units with a range of 17 yards,and machine mounted units with a range of 30 yards. you can save 10 percent on a flame thrower when purchased in combination with this unit.

2-z-001 the Evans zombie assault rifle
...you see our lovely spokesmodel, terry pointing to the most talked about feature of our revolutionary new rifle...the Evans bayonet.,or,as the boys in the office like to call it...the gut-shucker.as we all know conventional bayonets are about as effective vs the living dead as toenail clippers vs. godzilla,so we had to come up with something better.we where inspired by the success some farmers had in literally holding back the onslaught of the zombies,so we took their innovative use of pitchforks,and improved it.our three pronged bayonet is made of highly advanced lightweight materials.you can see the points have a slight fishhook like curve to hold on to their pray.several times in our testing our soldiers were able to hold the zombie at bay while continuing to fire thru his abdomen.the bayonet may be released,and doing so activates an explosive charge contained in the item,that will finish off any corpse.the bayonet assembly may also be angled to act as a weapon brace (however doing so would render the underslung grenade launcher inactive).the outer blades have been sharpened to allow slashing attacks as well.
to offer you the support you will need while using our unique bayonet we redesigned the gun to have a larger stock.the added space is used to hold an extra extended clip,3 mini grenade rounds,and still have room for that lucky rabbits foot or crucifix.the stock is custom contoured to hold an extra clip as well.
the grenade launcher is pumped shotgun style,and holds 3 rounds.the deluxe model can also accomodate a second grenade only clip that will hold up to 8 of our custom mini-grenades all designed to rip apart decaying flesh.we also have flare rounds available.
for our friends in Minneapolis,who are battling a nasty variety with corrosive blood we have even developed a mini splash shield that mounts around the barrel just behind the grenade launcher muzzle.this can also be expanded to a full ultra-lightweight riot control shield for group maneuvers. (see below)
so you can see that with it’s unique bayonet,full automatic firing,extended body and oversized stock that the Evans w-22 is a weapon that has been designed from the ground up to stop the walking dead.

3-z-54- “the sampler”
cooperation between the men in the field,and the boys in the lab has never been easier! a revolutionary new design in tissue sample technology with a defensive edge.we start off with a high torque automatic screwdriver pistol capped off with a funnel shaped circular saw bit that leads to a reinforced specimen jar that automatically seals it self upon removal.this set up provides a fast method of getting quality tissue samples for the boys in the lab.there are seven different size heads available in two diffrent styles depending upon the type of sample desired.the device will also fit conventional metric drill heads,and comes with a free training video from our own labs.in several studies the Evans rotary drill pistol was proven the fastest and most successful way of obtaining tissue samples,or removing weak spots

4-z-23-lazer carbine
the one complaint I keep hearing about anti-zombie combat is the tremendous amount of ammo it takes.most conventional energy weapons are not much better,only doing the same damage while taking up huge amounts of power.we redesigned the combat lazer from the ground up to be a better zombie stopper.we took ideas from a conventional laboratory lazer because we felt we needed a sustained fire as opposed to short bursts,shots that would cut as opposed to just punching deep holes.it fires 2 second bursts that can be manipulated to cut the terror in half is opposed to leaving a 2 millimeter hole in everything for 50 yards.you’ll notice the tremendous heat dissipating unit around the barrel,to accommodate this sort of shooting.it also houses an optical targeting lazer.the power pack is worn on the back,and has a robotic lower arm brace for the gun itself that allows for one handed operation.it can integrate with most electronic headgear for targeting assist,as well as being specially designed to synchronize with other z-23 units via a small on board computer in the.this will allow for extremely effective cover fire when combined in groups of five or more units.the backpack also has power inputs that will work of most military grade outputs for recharging and extra power.when armed with a fully charged power pack the z-23 carries the equal to over 3500 conventional bullets giving a tremendous saving to any department.

5-z-00-dart rifle
at first this weapon appears as a high tech vetenary tranquilizer gun,but it is so much more.one of our employees “accidentally” discovered that viagra will render zombies rigid and immobile for 3 minutes after being exposed to medium levels of radiation.a great resource for people wanting to bring the creature back to the lab.there are also other types of rounds available it is common to see rounds using holy water,or our increasingly popular acid round that will slowly dissolve the walking corpse downward from the point of impact.

6-snipe wire
available in 50 yard increments snipe wire is extremely affordable protection.snipe wire is a thin wire that sits roughly one foot above the ground the planting stakes are all designed to look like normal rocks while the stakes descend three feet into the ground.the wire is so thin that poor zombie vision cannot see it.it acts like cheese wire cut off the zombie’s legs.while this is not enough to stop a hungry zombie,it does slow them down giving your employees plenty of time to dispatch them back to hades with the rest of the fine Evans family of products.for extra tough zombies I would recommend purchasing our generator unit.it sends a current through the lines that increases cutting power by up to 28 percent,as well as possibly igniting some of the more dried up unliving.

7-trasher anti-zombie machine
John Deere,Zamboni,and Evans industries have teamed up to help save humanity with the creation of the ultimate zombie death machine.for the department with the right budget,the thrasher is the ultimate in zombie combat.the trasher is 18 feet tall,and designed to combat the unliving who’s parts keep moving after they have been severed.the first large set of industrial log cutting blades cuts the zombie into at least 3 pieces then the forward motion of the machine brings them into 2 more series of blades that will leave nothing larger then a hand when the remaining pieces are placed into the acid tank held deep in the armored core of the machine.the remaining gray pulp is then goes into the containment department.the top has mountings for three different machine weapons,and 2 large spotlights.the tremendous pulling power of the trasher can be used to pull a troop support trailer as well as generators,and water tanks between combats

z-28: riot control stopper shield.
the z-28 adapted from conventional riot control shield,but made with even more effective materials,and adapted to anti-zombie combat.because of the lighter materials we are able to allow for a range in shield sizes starting from a simple rifle blast shield at 1.5 feet to the full service portable barricade at 5.5 feet.all size units are designed in combination with a matching back pack that has mounting clasps so the shield can be stored on the back when not in use.the clasps are released by a cord similar to a parachute release cord allowing for shield access in a matter of seconds.each model also boosts clasps for additional ammo,and supplies.the gun port is covered by a tough kevlar-like mesh,and the gun is supported by a arm coming from each direct with adjustable tension.all models may come can be adapted to use external spikes.
some interesting features come to play on the larger models.firstly there is the bottom unit that houses wheels for easy movement,and planting stakes for when the enemy bears down.this unit is contoured so it can be easily dislodged when it becomes stuck,and also so it can fit our custom tailored bed roll,and act as field bedding that allows it’s user to sleep at a slight angle for effective rest,and quick awakening.
on the top of our larger shields a pistol mount is also included for added fire power.
the sides of the larger units also have clasps for additional storage or linking with other shields to form barriers.
the larger units also come with additional support braces the drop down for the side of the shield .

z-66: protective tombstone
in case a neighbor decides to dig over to a loved one for a snack,or the deceased comes back for an unwelcome reunion, you while be protected by the x-66.ever since the government passed the Grady Hayes bill making living relative liable for damage caused by dead not disposed of in state sponsored crematoriums after 6-05-2005,we haven’t been able to keep these little beauties on the shelve.the z-66 has some of the most advanced local seismic detectors ever made.the detectors have a radius of ten yards.when underground motion is detected an alarm will trigger in our monitoring centers,and the nearest authorities will be alerted.in the event response time does not stop casket breach explosive charges held in the attractive tombstone will detonate if surface activity is detected.with a highly focused blast area guaranteed to destroy any form in its allotted plot area.

microscript software’s back2life
from the largest remaining potion of Microsoft we have a exclusive agreement on the distribution of this software,and database.it can take images of the undead hordes,and restore their images back to what they looked like in life,and then search the images in mortuary,and law enforcement archives,but that is only the beginning!it can also help tracking the origin size,and composition of the zombie horde using genetic samples,reconstructing finger prints.it can also predict probable weak points based on state of decomposition.just ask our test marketers in Chicago how effective this software can be,they were able to prevent a horde of 500 walking dead for assaulting the suburbs after just one month of using the software.

improved zombie rounds
hollow point rounds that have small explosive charges that detonate after impact they do x4 damage but have even less penetration,and are stopped by even the slightest of armor.

budget zombie rounds
plastic capped rounds that are extremely affordable.they were developed by a south American government for riot control,but proved a little too effective during the rice riots of 2005.we were able to purchase the remaining stock,and the patent for a song,so we are now happy to pass the savings on to you.you can do 3/4 the damage of conventional rounds for only 1/4 the price.

z-55 zombie helmet
ttired of zombies always going right for your brain?the z-55 can stop all that.it has large spines on the outside that not only make your head a very unattractive target,but help improve communication reception.wipers attach to the adjustable nose piece to removes the splattering gore.the mouth piece has a built in radio communicator.