Mission Statement/Disclaimer

   I like to see myself as a demolition man if you will. 

   See, many people spend the duration of their lives trying to answer the many questions plaguing man-kind.

   But I don't waste my life doing monotonous stuff like that.  I find it to be counterproductive and overall pointless.

   Instead I answer those questions and many more in a matter of hours. 

   Now, you may be wondering how I fancy myself a demolition man of sorts... Well, not only do I build my own theories, I rip others apart.

   Never again will you be mislead by philosophers trying to tell you that they have found the true meaning of life.  Never again.  Because I'll let you know right now, if this is why you're here, there is none...

   And if you are not here for that than feel free to browse through some of my works on the navigation bar to the left.

   Oh yes, before I forget!  All these works on this site are mine. (Unless specified otherwise) 

   So, if you take them or if you try to pass it off as yours not only will I rip you a new you-know-what, but I will pile your home with so much lawsuit paperwork you're going to need a cleanup crew to get to the bathroom!

   Otherwise, ENJOY!  And if I offend you, I'm sorry... Sorry that you have been mislead for so long.  And if I have ruined everything you have lived for I hope you had a back-up plan or an alternate major...