OOooOOoo... I'm so tough with my flame shirt!      
I have smarties on my pants, so I must be smart........... THINK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey look! I caught me a tuna fish!
Hello and welcome to Tiff's stuff that bugs me section of the web page.  This section is mostly dedicated to things that annoy the crap out of me, but also to things that my small mind cannot grasp and stuff I don�t understand.
Have you ever noticed that a lot of people say tuna fish?  It�s something that I really do not understand.  I mean, it�s just so much easier and faster to say tuna, and it�s not like they have to say it to be specific.  What else is there to confuse it with tuna horse?  Tuna may be a fish, but that is no reason to call it tuna fish.
Aaaahhhhh yes, the infamous man-blouse.  I hate these things so much it�s not even funny� ok maybe it is, but anyways they bug me so much.  They usually have flames (OoOoOo� fire, I�m so tough.) coming up from the sleeves or the bottom of the shirt or maybe a picture of a dragon (scary) or some anime.  They are made of like this silky kind of �flowy� fabric and just like hang.  Aaaauuhhhhhh!!!!!!  They are so annoying.  They remind me of oversized bowling shirts.  OoOoOoOoOo...... he has flame pants too!  Wow he's soooo tough!
TGIF.  I don�t understand why it�s �Thank God It�s Friday�.  I don�t know about you but I like Saturday a whole lot better than Friday.  On Saturday there is no school/work so you get to sleep in and you can have a whole day in your pyjamas reading and stuff or with your friends, whereas on Fridays you must go to school/work and get dressed and wake up early.  So, I ask you why not �Thank God It�s Saturday� my friends?  Why not TGIS?
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Hello.  I am guest speaker Leah.  I am here to tell you just why Angelfire sucks.  Do you have any idea of how insufferable it is to slave over a hot computer, trying to figure out html's ugh...just UGH!!  And then, guided by your loving friends, you are brought to Geocities, where everything is insanely simple.  So a few words of advice, dear readers...use DAMN GEOCITIES!!!  Oh, and another thing...never listen to any disses of M&MsSmarties SUCK and they are just jealous!!!  Ha.
Don't taint your mouse...get away from Angelfire!!
TGIF.  That Guy Is FAT!!!!...  You know, the one in the flame shirt
Stuff That Bugs YOU!! Ooohhh...  Weren't expecting that were you? Um... uh... actually I w-
Shut up!
Home is where the heart is
You know that commercial, with the guy, and the thing? The Pop Tarts one. Where it's that guy, with the bad haircut and the sticky-outy ears and the dancing Pop Tart. Then he walks up and goes "Beorw!" for no apparent reason. It's like he's yelling at the Pop Tart. Why?! I see no purpose! It just doesn't make any sense. Like what..why?! Is he talking to the Pop Tart? "Oh, look at me, I have a bad haircut and I can talk to Pop Tarts!" It's like Dr. DoLittle, only with Pop Tarts. And then there's the other one, where he's in the car with the Pop Tart! Apparently, they've become friends, and they're challenging some girls in the other car to see who's car could bounce higher. Sadly, the girls were beaten by the jumping Pop Tart and the guy with the bad haircut. And he says "Beorw!" Again..for no apparent reason! Argh! I want to rip his head off. *Sigh.* I feel much better now.
UPDATE:  There is now a new commercial where Badhaircutguy
and Poptart are at the community swimming pool.  Either the poptart has gained some weight or else there is some powerful gravitational force that magically affects only the Pop Tart, because when it jumps off of the diving board (yes thats right it "jumps off the diving board")
everyone at the communal swimming pool gets wet from the giant splash.  Luckily the Pop Tart doesn't get soggy in the water.  Wow... I have some real issues. There's really a lot about this.
Berow!!!
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