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| Are these smarties or M&Ms or are they both? Can you tell which ones are the better candy? (M&Ms) |
| Just because their candy has the word smart in it, those smarties-lovers think that they are so special. They are not. It is my opinion and the opinion of many others that M&Ms are the superior candy. �Superior?� You may ask �In what way?� M&Ms are superior in every way imaginable (except any form of sucking) Smarties only have one or two flavours that are available all year round. M&Ms on the other hand have five different flavours (original, peanut, crispy, almond, and peanut butter)and, M&Ms minis. Plus M&Ms have mascots, and they melt in your mouth, not in your hand. |
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| Hmm... I wonder where chocolate smarties got THEIR name. Not too original, huh? Smarties also sells candy necklaces and suckers too. |
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| See, I even wrote a lovely acrostic (I think) poem� well I like it anyways. Sucky! M&Ms are better At sucking less than Smarties. Really smart people only eat M&Ms. They just plain smell bad. If I were a Smartie, I would let myself melt in the sun. Eat the red ones last? What�s With that? Smelly and stupid people love to eat Smarties. (Katie) And now, Marvellous, And Magnificent, Superb, superior candies |