| Buenos Dias/Tardes/Noches seniors and senioritas!!! If you don't know me my name is Superman, and I am 15-51 years old, I'm an eskimo, I live in the not-so-north pole (right next to Santa Clause's house), I enjoy ice-fishing, you, your mother, women, gospel music, bananas, and Popeye's chicken! However, since i'm really far north, I live in a cave with 3 beautiful, sexy, eye-popping SEALS, and we've had many children together. Though they are very ugly and mutated, quite stupid, and unliked by most people, I still love them. Their names are Sam Carter, Kurt Wilson, Greg Loving, Andrew Burger, Brandon Dominguez, and Jay Willis. Because of those crazy state taxes on owning property made by ice, I had to sell the kids to foreign countries, and they all ended up in the small town of North Richland Hills and all went to skool at Birdville High. I hired a secret agent, code name "Enrique Huffenfluffer" to scope them out and to make sure that my children are O.K. I just pray that they never find out the secret behind their childhood. That's all I got. Have a great day. |
