Once upon a time in Llama World while the llamas were grazing in the field Queen Lescia was out for a stroll with her best friend Trish, who was head of house in the castle. They were walking across the llama field when Queen Lescia, or Lesh as she preferred, had to sit down because of frustration at her husband. She sat down on a near by boulder, her short brown hair blowing in the wind.

�OH�MY�GOD! I am married to such an asshole! And on top of all of that he looks like a whale! And just to make matters worse I just broke a nail on this stupid boulder!� Lesh exclaimed in a ditzy voice

�Its ok Lesh, everything will be alright� says Trish in a motherly sort of voice.

�I hope so Trish� said Lesh in a teary voice �I really hope so!�

�We should be getting back to the castle soon� states Trish. Lesh nods her head and the two start heading back to the castle.

All that Lescia and Trish hear as they walk through the gates �YOU�RE SUCH A BITCH!!� came from the 16 year-old Princess Ivory.

To which the 18 year-old Princess Sara replies with �Your such an uptight bitch if you shoved a piece of coal up your ass it would become a diamond in a day! All I did was borrow your crappy shoes!"

The Royal Protector Gemma who was rubbing her head in annoyance and a migraine said �God, will you just shut up!!�

�What are you siding with Sara now?!� yells Ivory as she storms out of the room.

�What is it that bad that for once she is on my side and NOT yours?� Sara yells back at Ivory. All of the sudden the court jester� um�um� we call her Jester� dives into the room, arms spread open legs wide, a big smile and looking like she was going to hug everyone.

�Hey Heys!� she said loudly and joyfully.

�Hey hey Jesse!� Replied Queen Lescia. Looking around at everyone and sensing the tension in the air her smile dims. She snaps her fingers and points to the left and says.

�I�m gonna go� that way!!� And she pranced/galloped out of the room.

�Is it just me or did the air just get a bit fatter?� asked Lesh in a rude voice as her husband King Kyle walked into the room.

�Shut up you ugly bitch!� replied King Kyle as he walked past his wife.

�Fat Whale� muttered Lesh.

�Stupid slut� muttered Kyle. At the same time Gemma gives the floor a guilty look. �Gemma would you like to join me in a walk so I can get away from my whale?� asks Lesh as king Kyle leaves the room with a look of hatred at his wife.

�Anything to get away from all the fighting and the noise!� replied Gemma.

�I wanna come too!� said Sara.

�FINE!� shouts Lesh and she leaves the room followed by Gemma and Sara. As they enter the entrance hall they notice that it is occupied then none other then Jester! �JESSE!!!� says Lesh as she notices the jester.

�Thanks for cheering us up back there!� Lesh continues.

�Anytime Queeny� says Jester as she snaps and points her fingers. The three of them started walking out of the entrance hall with jester following ( who was jumping up and down around Gemma). �Wow! You really a martial arts person who does the Kung Fu and karate!� Jester said who only stopped jumping to demonstrate a karate kick. A vein started popping in Gemma�s forehead. Coming outside all that could be heard by passer biers was Lescia�s and Sara�s laughter and Jester saying loudly �So you really defend people right? Wow, that�s better then me all I do is make people laugh by saying stuff like �Hey there shitty shitty fag fag shitty shitty fag fag how do you do?� and crap like that. Heeeey� we should be partners! The Protector and the Jester! What a team!!�

�SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!� yells Gemma loudly, everyone is silent and all that was heard was the sounds of Gemma�s echoes.

�Hey Jester lets go down to the pub and get a drink� said Sara, �And don�t worry Gemma, if wesee any murderous-looking people around, the jester will um� protect me� Finished Sara.

�Ya, and Jester, just make sure that if someone looks like they are about to hurt Sara or something, you jump in front of her� Said Gemma.

�You got it Gemmy! No one messes with the Ster� said the Jester as she jumped up and yet again pointed and snapped her fingers. All of the sudden this murderous shadowy looking guy appeared (though he probably wasn�t murderous we just thought he was because he was all shadowy and scary). Then the Jester-stupid as she is started jumping around him like mad and screaming �Oh my god! You are a freaky looking murderous guy, its finally my chance to show gemmy that I can do the kung fu, karate thingy� then the Jester Demonstrates what she means, �Haha murderous guy, hehe, scary, yay!�

Then the �murderous guy� mimics the Jester by doing the pointy snappy thingy and saying �Ya I�m gonna go that way�

�POSER!� screamed the Jester as she was trying to attack him, while princess Sara was holding her back by the arms and laughing her head off.

�Oh my god not another one! Wont somebody PLEASE think of the children!� pleaded Gemma.

�Oh my god your so funny!!� laughed Queen Lescia

�Yo Ster! We gotta get to the pub now!! I need Java Milk!� said Sara.

�I�m with you!� said Jester and she started walking. All of the sudden she got this dreamy look about her and said "I cant believe he is gonna be the father of my children�. The cheese guy.�

�Huh what are you talking about? What cheese guy?� questioned Sara.

�What cheese guy?! Your weird Sara,� said Jester.

�Umm�.ya�ok�whatever.� said Sara, and they continued walking to the pub.

�So� its a lot quieter now that the Jester is gone� said Gemma happily to Queen Lescia as they walked down a dirt road.

�Yeah it is! So where should we walk to?� asked Lesh

�I heard that there is a new wizard in town we should go meet him!� said Gemma. All of the sudden there was this strange �poofing� noise and this middle aged man probably around the same age as the queen. With brown hair appeared out of no where wearing nothing but the wizard hat on his head.

�Hey�this isn�t my shower� he said. As he noticed that the Queen was staring at his �man hood� he said �poof� and a towel appear around his torso.

�Maybe I should poof me some cloths� he said.

�No the towels just fine� replied Lesh with a smile.

�Anywho!� said the man as Gemma started to giggle and she leaned over to Lesh and whispered into her ear �I�ve seen way better.�

�Haha� replied Lesh as she finally moved her eyes from his Torso to his face. Man he�s hot thought Lesh to herself.

"Like I was saying�anywho� he said as he started to move his 2 index fingers up and down like a sort of dance, �My name is Aaron, I�m the crazy town wizard. You probably don�t know of me because I�m crazy. Or because I just moved here two days ago. It was my first time poofing around here and I didn�t realize it takes your cloths off. Hey oh my god! It�s a llama! Sweet!!�

�Hi I�m Queen Lescia, but you can call me Lesh, because everyone else does. Oh and I�m the Queen around here� Said Lesh with a smile.

�Oh and I�m Gemma I protect her� said Gemma and she pointed at Lesh.

�Hey you should come to dinner tomorrow night at the castle so that you can meet the rest of the royal family� said Lesh.

�Sure� I�m craving something crunchy and salty�POOF!� said Aaron and a sealed bag labeled

�Lays� appeared out of nowhere in his hand. �Chip anyone?� he asked as he opened the bag, "Bet you cant eat just one!� Gemma retched into the bag and grabbed what Aaron called a chip.

�Ooo ahhh� said Gemma as she put the chip in her mouth.

�Hey this is good!� said Gemma but she didn�t take another chip,�Ha! Bet you I can eat just one!� Lesh grabbed a chip from the bag. �Yummy these are good!� said Lesh.

�Yup that�s the magic of magic!� said Aaron. All of the sudden there was a high pitched scream coming from the direction of the pub. �OH SHIT!� said Gemma, �That had to be Princess Sara! Oh why did I trust that Jester with my job? Stupid Gemma, stupid, stupid Gemma!� said Gemma to herself. �I think I can trust you wizard to watch the Queen while I go save Sara, bye!� said Gemma and she ran up the road.

�ABUH??� said Aaron as he looked at the very small Gemma disappear down the road.

Jester and Princess Sara walk into the pub and Sara was a little surprised when random people started shouting out greetings to the Jester, to which she replied with the snappy-point. The two sat down at the table with none other then the village idiot, Saber, and the town drunk, Danielle. �Hey Jester!� says Saber.

�Hey Sober!� replies Jester.

�Why do you call her Sober, she is definitely not sober� said Danielle.

�Oooh! A penny!� squeals the Jester with joy and she dives under her chair.

�Umm� Ster? What the hell are you doing?� asked Sara. A few drinks later, Jester had to answer natures call, leaving Sara unprotected(god, Gemma�s gonna be pissed). Sara looked around the pub and noticed a mysterious figure in the corner watching her closely. It sent chills up her spine.

�You know flamingos are the best thing in the world. They talk to me and they tell me to burn things,� started Saber.

�Right�� said Sara.

�You know that guy has been staring at you sense we got here, I�m gonna go shove my pointy elf shoes up his ass!� said Jester who had returned from the bathroom. Sara didn�t have the chance to stop her, but then she noticed that Jesters pants were around her ankles reveling her java milk bottle decorated underwear. Sara ended up laughing her head off. �Ster�? Your pants� said Sara as she pointed to Jesters pants that were around her ankles.

�Meh� said the Jester obviously not caring. �You know you have some nerve, stop staring at the Princess, I�m so gonna show Gemmy that I can take you on!!� says Jester to the mysterious man as she stood in a boxing position.

Shuddup!� said the man, showing his face. Jester squealed with joy. �Oh my god!! Adrian! Remember me? We were in grade seven together and I used to annoy you and go like �Hi Adrian!� and you would be like shut up and I�d be �ok!� and be all scared of you, but even if my pants are down you cant scare me no more because I�m Gemma the greats super cool sidekick man, so put up your dukes!� Adrian stood up really fast and Jester screamed at the top of her lungs causing everyone in the pub to fall silent and look at her.

All of the sudden Gemma rushed into the pub screaming �Princess Sara are you alright? What�s wrong? Who was screaming?�

�Umm� that�� said Sara and she pointed at Jester who was still screaming and flailing her arms.

�Oh�right�so that wasn�t you screaming� and there was absolutely no reason for me to leave Lesh out there with the naked hot guy in a towel! Well I better go make sure she�s not having 'intimate relations' with him right now.� babbled Gemma. At that moment Adrian moved closer to the Jester in an attempt at making her shut up by strangling her, which made her scream louder. Then all of the sudden Queen Lescia ran into the pub holding a towel in her hands just as the wizard Aaron �poofed� close to the screaming Jester which caused her to scream of terror to change to a scream of joy. �Ohhh�naked guy!� said the Jester. Then the Jester tried to run towards the naked wizard Aaron, but instead tripped over her pants-which were still around her ankles- and fall onto a table, just as Lesh started running towards Aaron�s naked hiney with the towel.

�Here honey�oops sorry I mean sexy� oops I mean hot wizard�oops I mean Aaron� said Lesh as she handed Aaron the towel. Then for some odd reason Lesh started throwing a tantrum about her husband. �Why do I have to be married to such an asshole, and such a blubbery fat whale. And why does the perfect guy have to be standing right in front of me�in a towel! I mean c�mon a towel! Wouldn�t you be tempted ladies?�

�Here here!� yelled Saber and Danielle who were at one of the tables drunk.

�ABUH???� said Aaron, obviously not listening to while fiddling with his towel. "What aboutmy towel?� said Aaron stupidly, �You want it?� He lifted up his towel, and everybody�s eyes shifted downwards at his �man hood� as Aarons eyes shifted from left to right. Then his hands started moving downwards, as he covered himself then he said �Poof� and he was gone leaving his towel on the floor and Lescia grabbed it and hugged it tightly.

Then Gemma said �Nobody heard or saw anything here tonight.� Then she left the pub with Queen Lescia who was still hugging the towel in aw. Then everybody returned to staring at the Jester whose pants were still down and she was asleep on the table with her butt in the air.

The next day at the castle, having supper�

As promised to the wizard (CRAZY wizard), there was a dinner held in his honor (I know we didn�t say that but kiss my hiney!) Then prince of cheese land (aka murderous looking guy from yesterday who copied Jester) and his knights were also incited to dinner. So at the dinner table sat the FAT whale king Kyle (who wasn�t invited but he smelt the food and thought it was for him so he showed his FAT whale ass anyways), Queen Lescia, the CWAZY Wizard Aaron (what a surprise but to king Kyle�s dislike for some reason), Princess Sara, Princess Ivory, Trish and some other people who aren�t important enough to mention their names.

Lesh must have been very nervous, she must really like Aaron, of course, Aaron was oblivious to it all. He kept poofing things and asking �ABUH??� Sara and Ivory kept staring evilly at each other, and every now and then Ivory would whisper something into her bastard of a boyfriend, the executioner David. Poor Gemma had to keep them from fighting. All together the dinner was pretty quiet. SLAM!! The doors to the dinning room slammed open by none other than the Jester, the Drunk and the Idiot. �The FUN has arrived!!� sang the Jester.

�Ah shit!!� said Gemma.

�I don�t think these invitations were real Jesse� said Saber loudly.

�Shut up you idiot!� said Danielle.

Sam, the evil maid runs in and shouts at the three �GET OUT! Gemma, escort these woman out!�

�With pleasure!!� said Gemma joyfully, doing the Mr. Burns fingers. Gemma gets up and starts to try and get them out, when three horses gallop into the room.

�You!! You five commoners get out and leave the Queen and her family alone!!� shouts a really hot knight at Jester, Saber, Danielle, Sam and Gemma.

�LET ME AT HIM!!!� screamed Gemma as Jester held her back. If she hadn�t she would have knocked the prettiness out of his hot little face. �You, you fell asleep a the pub last night in your undies.� Said the prince to Jester.

�WOW!! Its in the papers already?� said Jester with excitement.

Sara pushing the person in the chair next to her out of their chair said to the hot knight, �Here! Sit here!� god she was practically drooling over him! Gemma, managing to drag the 3 out the castle (for now, they will get back in), sat down once again.

�You, get out!� said the knight

"Screw you!� snapped Gemma.

The prince feeling uncomfortable sat down at the table and said, �Let me introduce myself, I�m Prince Mike of Cheese land. And these are my knights, Orlando Bloom and some guy I can�t remember his name.�

Aloud rippling sound was heard. I sounded like a duck quacking, and lasted for about a minute. At the end it went up sounding like a whistle. The smell was horrible. It smelt life rotten eggs and carrots. Even stink would say that stinks. Everyone was silent. The Fair Queen Lescia�s face went red. Gemma�s face turned to utter disgust. Aaron started snickering and muttered �cool� a little too loud to be to himself. Sara and Ivory looked confused and embarrassed that their sister made that smell/noise. Everyone else was trying to get the horribly wretched smell away from them.

�Wow! I didn�t know that us Royalty could fart like that!� exclaimed Prince Mike.

A loud �PIFF� sound was heard. It sounded like an explosion. It sounded sort of wet at the end too. The was like rotten oranges mixed with armpit smells. Lesh�s fart would have gagged at the smell of it. �I�ve been holding that one in for 20 years.� said Prince Mike with a big smile on his face.

�Oh good job! Now he�s gonna start farting everywhere he goes!!� said Orlando the Knight who was sitting next to Sara who had a very scared look on her face, you know the one that is like oh my god am I gonna die, ya that one! there was an unbelievable stench.

�Oh my god! It would be like SOO cool if we like had a farting contest! I had them all the time when I was younger!!� said Aaron.

At the same time it smelled like a garbage dump and puke mixed together. Aaron sighed. He had a silent but deadly!

�Oh my god! You are all pigs!!� said king Kyle as a strange smell came from his end of the table where he sat all alone.

�Well at least were not ugly and fat and whales!� Replied Lesh with a look of disgust on her face at the fact that she was talking to Kyle her husband when she could be making conversation with someone better, like Aaron or Sara or even Prince Mike.

�Don�t call me a whale you bitch!!�

�Oh go on Jenny Craig you whale!!�

�Whose Jenny Craig?� asked Ivory, and Lesh pointed to Aaron beside her.

�WOW!! Your Jenny Craig?!� called the Jester from outside the window. Gemma throws a Chicken leg out the window and they all hear Saber moan �Ow� my eye!"

�Your friends are messed up!� Yelled the all mighty King Kyle *cough cough*.

�At least I have friends!� Said Lesh.

�POOF!� said Aaron and Jerry Springer appeared and Aaron chanted �Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!� Lesh picks up a chair and starts charging at her husband just like a bull who has seen a red sweater. �WAIT!!!!� said Sara, �I want to learn magic!�

�POOF!� said Aaron and Jerry Springer went away.

�Ok why did you just do that?� asked David.

�I donno�� said Aaron and he shrugged.

�You stupid fat whale! Why cant you die? Cant you see that your unwanted in my life?� screamed Lesh. Kyle sat up and the chair he was sitting in collapsed from his wait being lifted and he stormed off out of the room (which was shaking).

�IM BACK!!!� said Jester as she climbed through the window.

�This is REALLY bad timing cc� said Aaron.

�Why�d you just call me cc?� asked Jester.

�Because I said so!� said Aaron.

�POOF!� said Sara as she tried to make her disappear.

�HEY!! THAT�S MY WORD GET YOUR OWN WORD YOU POSING POSER!!!� yelled Aaron, he was obviously mad that Sara used HIS word.

�YA SARA! Don�t copy my wizards word, I mean the wizard in the towel�s, oh whatever forget it!�

�Am I still wearing a towel?� asked Aaron as he looked down. �No, wait I�m wearing a robe! Maybe I should poof me some cloths�.�said Aaron as he poofed him some socks.

�Anyone could have told you that putting cloths on would be better.� said Gemma. �well everyone here except maybe Lesh� as she said that Lesh scowled at her and blushed.

�Yup that�s much better, my feet were getting cold.� said Aaron. He obviously chose to ignore Gemma�s comment.

�That�s my Aaron.� said Gemma with a smile.

�ABUH??� questioned Aaron.

Lesh jumped on Gemma and screamed �Stop messing with my man bitch!!� as she smacked Gemma across the face.

�I�m just trying to show you that you could say I love you Aaron right to his face and all he would say is that stupid abuh, thing that he says� said Gemma as Sara and Trish pried her off Gemma and right at that moment Aaron proved Gemma�s theory by saying �ABUH?? I heard my name!�

Lesh sat back down in her seat beside Aaron still a little mad at Gemma for calling Aaron her�s.

�I really want to learn magic!� said Sara as she leaned across the table to talk to Aaron.

�All you gosta do is be given a spell to make you magical then you gotta learn your magical word then you gotta learn your spells to make things happen.� said Aaron and as he poofed something that he called a slushie.

�Well can you make me magical?� asked Sara.

�Sure! POOF!� said Aaron.

�Ok so I will just find my word now� said Sara over the Jester�s rant to Gemma about Kung Fu.

�WILL YOU EVER SHUT UP??� yelled Gemma and she stormed out of the room.

�PIFF!� said Sara. �No, nothing, SHAZAM! KABOOM! POW! FORK! LLAMA!� said Sara pausing at the end of every word to see if anything happened.

�Your not putting enough expression into it, that�s why nothing is happening� said Aaron as he examined his chicken leg.

�Laser...umm� crazy Dutch bastard� groovy� umm� ITCHCABIBLES!� said Sara.

�Hey�what am I doing up here?� asked Ivory. Right as Sara said her magical word Ivory started moving upwards and was currently floating around the ceiling.

�Get her down from there!� screamed David Ivory�s boyfriend as he charged at Aaron. But before he could get within a meter of Aaron, Queen Lescia had jumped in front of Aaron to protect him.

�DON�T YOU DARE TOUCH HIM OR I WILL HAVE TO� umm� kick your butt! Ya that�s what I will do, kick your butt!!! said Lesh in an overly protective way.

�You know this whole magic thing is getting everyone all worked up man, we gotta spend some quality TLC man, get some of these bad vibes out man. Although magic is kinda cool, like one time I went to see this magical guy and he pulled a rabbit out of a hat and I was like �whoa man!� cause like how can you pull a rabbit out of a hat man, its kinda really important to know that stuff man! really, if you think about it, I know lots of stuff like I know who Sara�s gonna marry, who Gemma is gonna marry the next thing that the village idiot is gonna say, basically I know the whole out come of this story its kinda weird man. And you know what else is weird? Queen Lescia. She is very loud and stuff. A little hysterical too. One time she took me to an underwear store and showed me the new bras she had bought, but now I wanna buy pink underwear. Its not fair man! And you know what else isn�t fair? The wizard man. He can do magic and I cant, you know Sara I think this magic idea is a great idea.� said the Jester. Everyone stood silent.

Queen Lescia, Princess Sara, Princess Ivory, Prince Mike, his Knights and Gemma (who was hidden in the shadows and only Lescia knew she was there) were having tea and llama cookies. At the moment Mike was telling them a story about his band when Lesh interrupted him.

�Oh Sara, Mike I totally forgot to tell you something! You two are getting married! Isn�t that great? I cant believe I just remembered! I have to contact Reverend Chris!!� said Lesh joyfully and she rushed out of the room. In the shadows Gemma shock her head at the Queens ditziness.

Sara looked like she was gonna be sick. It was very quiet in the room. Ivory was the first to brake the silence by pointing and laughing at Sara. �Oh shut up Ivory!� yelled Sara. � I don�t wanna marry the cheese guy!� cried Sara.

�What�s wrong with cheese?� asked mike.

�I like cheese� said Jester

*Naughty word coming from Gemma* �Where did you come from?!�

�I was umm�. Under the carpet�� said Jester.

�What were you doing under there?!�

�I was hoping you could tell me.�

�Oh for the love of God!!!�

�Did somebody say my name?� asked Chris as he entered the family room after Lescia. �Guess what Sara? I�m gonna be holding your wedding ceremony! Isn�t that great!� said Chris joyfully.

�HOW BOUT NO U CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD!!� screamed Sara.

�I�m not Dutch, I�m Roman Catholic.� said Chris.

�Oh whatever!�

�I love the devil�

�What??�

�Oh�nothing��

�Every sperm is sacred� sang the talking carpet�I mean the Jester from under the carpet.

*Another dirty word coming from Gemma* �Please just shut up!� screamed Gemma.

�Did someone say I was marrying Sara?� said Mike as he came out of a day dream.

�Do you actually expect me to marry that?!?!?!� Screamed Sara and she ran out of the room crying. Then for some strange reason this strange woman runs into the room screaming �I�m the devil and I love the reverend!!� Then Chris ran up to her and said "I love you Jerica� and gave her a French Kiss.

�Poof� and the wizard appeared beside the kissing couple. This time we was wearing a loincloth, but it had llamas on the front. �Hey, you people get a room!� said Aaron talking to Jerica and Chris.

�How about you and me go get a room Aaron?� said Lesh in a dreamy voice, winking and nudging Ivory who didn�t seem to care.

�ABUH???� said Aaron. The whale, sorry I mean King Kyle walked into the room.

�Uhh�Lescia� I hate to remind you but we are married so stop flirting with the wizard you crazy damn bitch!� said Kyle.

�I could call you a cow but that would be a compliment, I could call you a llama but that would be a very big diss to the one I love�s favourite animal and mine too so I will call you a whale because you are the size of a baby killer whale.� said Lesh and a few people in the room started to clap but stopped quickly and Kyle left the room.

Then all of the sudden Adrian came in holding a knife. "Oh�umm�ya I thought it was just Ivory in here�so could the rest of you just leave so I can kill, I mean, umm�oh never mind!� said Adrian and he left sulking.

�Ok come back soon assassin guy.� Said the lump in the carpet.

�Bye bye!� said Lesh. �Wow what a nice man, you should go out with him Gemmy!�

�Hmm� I wonder if he is gay�� said Aaron pondering to himself.

Then the prince�s knight Orlando said �um, me and that other knight that we don�t know the name of are going for a walk.

�What are you talking about?!?! My name is George I told you my name yesterday!� said �George�.

�Umm ok whatever� said Orlando and they galloped out of the room. Then everyone sort of stood there, the only sound was coming from Jerica and Chris- who everyone seemed to have forgotten about- while they were kissing.

A Few minutes later while Orlando and �George� were galloping through the corridors when they ran over Sara��cheese�Mike�cheese guy�stupid Lesh�Orlando�The Ster�� Sara mumbles. Orlando gets off his horse for once and he helps her up and she mumbles �So hot want to touch the hiney�� Orlando smiles cause he knows he is unbelievably sexy and who wouldn�t want to touch that hiney. Suddenly Lesh and Aaron run over to them.

�We�ll deal with her.� said Lesh as she grabbed her sister. Orlando nodded and got on his horse and galloped off. �And no more horses in the castle� Lesh yelled after the knights.

�I want� I want�� said Sara, reaching out in the direction that Orlando and George left in. She broke free of Lesh�s grip and chased after Orlando and George saying �Come back! I want!�

�Well that was weird� said Lesh as she watched her sister stager down the corridor and giggled.

�Ya, I know. Hey you wanna go for a walk?� asked Aaron.

"Sure� said Lesh and she started walking down the corridor.

�Orlando, Orlando!� yelled Sara as she ran down the corridor. Orlando turned his horse around and came back to see what the princess wanted as �George� went ahead. �Yes Princess Sara?� asked Orlando. �Would you like to join me in a ride through the llama field?� asked Orlando.

�Sure� Replied Sara and she hopped onto the horse�well not really hopped she kind of jumped to climb on but slipped off so Orlando had to pull her up, then they road off down the corridor and out the front door.

�AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!� screamed Aaron at the top of his lungs.

�What?!?!?!� asked Lesh as she looked around to see what happened.

�SPIDER!!!� screamed Aaron as he jumped into Lesh�s arms.

�Where?� asked Lesh as Aaron made sure his loincloth was covering his man hood.

�Over there! On the floor!� said Aaron as Lesh put him down. On the floor was one of those mini red spiders.

�Hehe� squish!� said Lesh as she crushed the bug with her shoe. �Eww�now it�s on my shoe! Meh!� said Lesh with a smile on her face.

�You�re my hero!� said Aaron. �I don�t care if your married, to the worst man ever, I�m still gonna do this�� he said as he kissed Lesh on the lips right as fat king Kyle waddle out of a room to their left.

�Why aren�t these plates see through?� asked King Kyle stupidly as he licked his plate and walked on.

Aaron breaks away from the kiss and Lesh jumps up in the air and screams

�YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oops I mean� splendid�� and she blushed.

�ABUH???� said Aaron and they walked down the corridor and out the front door hand in hand.

Sara and Orlando were galloping through the llama field. Llama�s were grazing and eating the grass, and didn�t notice the princess and the hot knight stopping at the same boulder that Lesh and Trish stopped at the beginning of the story. Orlando got off the horse and helped Sara off. They sat down in silence. All that was heard was a quiet tinkling and the llama noises. Suddenly, Orlando kissed Sara. Wow that was fast. He broke the kiss and Sara fainted. Orlando caught her and then was kicked in the head by a jingly shoe.

�OW!� Orlando cried as he rubbed his head. �What was that for??�

�You were harassing the Princess. Now I�ll pull some Kung Fu on you. I�ll show Gemma, you�ll wish you were never born pretty boy!� threatened the Jester. �C�mon, show me what you�ve got. You have nothing against me man!!�

Orlando hit the Jester with the hilt of his sword. �Well you do have that� said the Jester before she halls down.

Shaking his head, Orlando picks up Sara and return�s to the castle hand in hand. ( I know she is unconscious, but you know, Lescia got to do it so why not Sara, even though it makes no sense).

As Orlando carried Sara to the castle she regains consciousness and they kiss right in front of the castle doors just as Lesh and Aaron come out.

�Hey�break it up you two! Sara, your engaged!� said Lesh as soon as she saw the two kiss.

�And its alright for you to go kissing Aaron because your married and you�re the Queen isn�t it?� asked Sara in a rude voice.

�How did you know about that???� asked Lesh in a panic.

�News travels fast around here!� said Sara.

�Sara I want to see you in my bedroom when me and Aaron get back.� said Lesh and she grabbed Aaron�s hand and started walking so that Aaron just had enough time to yell Hey to Sara and Orlando before he almost tripped down the stairs.

This is Gemma the greats (as Jestet would call her) day off. She was glad to be rid of the whiny royalty and the really annoying jester. For once she was really dressed like a normal person, even if her work cloths were really cool and trendy.

Hearing the the door to the pub slam open and the familiar voice shout, "Hey hey!!" Gemma immediately looked for an exit.

"Damn!! thats the only exit. she exclaimed. Looking around desperatly, Gemma notices a dark table at the back and rushes to it. An ominous, mysterious looking figure sitting at the table. "For the love of God, let me sit here until the jester leaves!! please!!" cried Gemma.

The person at the table looked behind Gemma and immediatly nodded, Gemma sat down and was about to introdue herself when she was interrupted by the minister, "Did someone call?"

"what?" she asked.

"You said for the love of God help me!!!, so here I am," Chris said.

"Go away" said the stranger.

Chris looks sad and sulks away. "You know, Im gonna owe you so badly after today." stated Gemma.

"just get me in the castle." he says.

Gemma, who did not recognize the man as the guy that tried to kill Ivory, thought nothing of his strange request. It was really quiet, this guy doesnt like to talk much. "Um... Im Gemma" said ...guess who?... Gemma! Jester give me the pencil. Sorry....

"...Adrian..." Adrian intruduced. It was yet again quiet. Suddenly Jester jumped over and started to talk (Gemma hiding her face) "Oh my God!! No not you Chris, but you�ll never believe it man, Its Adrian!! I havent seen you since... the last time I saw you man!! Hey have you seen Gemma? I think she�s in trouble or really annoyed or something cause I cant seem to find her anymore. Like yesterday I thought she was under the rug so I went looking for her and she wasnt there. And the you came in and tried to kill Ivory and then and then and then and then and then I followed the princess and I dont really remember what happened but my head hurt man. So basically what Im tring to say is that I like cheese" The Jester smiled and Adrian flinched towards the jester and she screamed and ran away. Arms flailing.

"I owe you three times now." said Gemma.

"Like i said just get me in the castle." said Adrian.

"Ok whatever."

For the next hour they mainly talked about stuff related to death. Gemma was bored to death , but she couldnt make herself walk away even though Jester had left her alone long ago. "How come you dont take the cloak off?" Gemma asked.

"Its the style." he replied.

"I live in the castle, I know what mens styles are, The king has them specially made. so take the cloak off."

"Umm... No!"

"Take it off!" Adrian pulls his hood off, Gemma stares at handsome guy.

"What are you staring at?"

"abuh...?" From the on Gemma and Adrian got a lot closer. (wink wink)

Prince mike sat on his bed, staring off into space. "Stupid knights, abandoning me. Stupid princess not loving me. I should go do something, I heard that they sell great alchohol at the pub. Thats it Im going." said Mike to his teddy bear Jonny depp. Mike put on pheasant clothes and headed to the pub.

Mike walked into the pub and sat at the bar. "Hey, do you like swords? I do. There shiny and pointy, never give me one though. Ill probally go killing people or something!" said the Jester as she sat down next to him.

"Ya I do, they are heavy though. Mine is big, long and hard." replied mike.

"Oooh dirty joke!!"

"Oh ya, haha, Hey whats your name?" questioned mike.

"Oh my God... no ones ever asked me that, except Gemma who i cant find right now. My name is Cherlyn, or CC for short. Im 24 and I love cheese." said the Jester in a serious tone, then she squeeled in delight. "Ooh a penny!!!" She dives under the stool.

That night as Gemma and Adrian got to know each other, Prince Mike and the Jester (who is also CC but we�ll just call her Jester) drank and drank and talked about wierd stuff.

Queen Lescia and Princess Sara were sitting on lesh�s bed talking. "Now you know Sara, you know you cant go around kissing whoever you want." Lectured Lesh.

"Ummm... Lesh, havent you kinda.... KISSED AARON?!?!" questioned Sara.

"...Thats not impotent. You are suppossed to get married."

"Umm.. Lesh... YOUR MARRIED!!!"

"Now dont do what your older sister did to me to Ivory." said Lesh.

"Abuh???" asked Sara.

"I mean ... Umm... Just dont kis Orlando anymore and marry prince Mike." said Lesh as she ushered her sister out of the room.

"Wait!! what do you mean?!" asked Sara.

"Nothing!!!" said Lesh as she slammed the door in her sisters face. Sara looked confused, then turned around and started to walk to Orlando�s quarter, thinking. "Screw that."

Mike and jester stayed up all night playing board games, when morning came the both left the room to, well mike did any ways, get ready for the day. Princess Sara spent the night with Orlando bloom, Gemma at the pub with Adrian and Queen Lesh was alone.

"Orlando we should go see the mystical Fairy Jeryn" said Sara.

"Ok, but where does she live?" said Orlando.

"In a Hobbit hole near the castle."

"Why does she live in a Hobbit hole?"

"I dont know she�s messed."

So Sara and Orlando set out towards the Mystical Fairy�s Hobbit hole near the castle. It only took them five minutes to get there. Sara knocked on the little door and Jeryn answered the door. From the inside they hear someone scream, "For the last time jester your not getting any Prego!"

"Um.... Im not Jester." said Sara.

"Oh," said Jeryn as she opened the door and says, "Come in." Inside they got a better view of the fairy, she had no wings. "You can ask a few questions and I will try and answer them."

"Ok, How do I get out of marrying Prince Mike?" asked Sara.

"Get the prince to marry someone else and break the contract." replied Jeryn

"Whats the deal with you? you have no wings!" said Orlando. Jeryn looks offended, and says sharply. "Good day!" and points to the door.

"Oh Jeryn he didn�t mean to be rude." says Sara.

"Good day!!!!" Jeryn says and stomps her foot while pointing to the door. regretfully the two leave.

"Where were you last night?" Said Queen Lesh to Gemma.

"At the pub, why? you knew it was my day off yesterday." replied Gemma.

"Why were you at the pub?" asked Lesh.

"You sound like mother, I was hiding from jester, and talking to a guy." answered Gemma.

"Why would you hide from jester she�s great!!! and I do not sound like mother!" said Lesh.

"You wish. IM amazed I haven�t quit yet." said Gemma with a snarl.

"Its not fair you get out of marrying Kyle and I have too." said Lesh, the temper tantrum was starting. "He is such a whale, why couldn�t you marry him? why, oh why? Its so not fair, you get to choose who you want to marry. so does Ivory why do me and Sara have to marry people mom and dad found?" Lesh started crying.

"You do know that you got the crown when you married him right? Well I dont have it and Im as good as a commoner."

King whale, Oops..., King Kyle walked in the room. "Why are you crying?" he said with a nasty tone. "Oh and Gemma if you want to keep your job you will protect me too, I dont care what you say, you will or you lose your job and end up in the dungeons."

Lesh stopped crying and stared murder at Kyle, Gemma bit her lip trying to decide which was better.

Gemma smiled. "I would be happy," Lesh looked at Gemma like she had been betrayed, "To point out you have Randy to protect you."

Lesh looked amazed, and Kyle was angry. "Randy, guards take Gemma to the dungeons now!"

Randy, The kings protector, and the guards came running in and surrounded Gemma, two of them grabbed Gem�s arms and dragged her away. Before they got out the door the Jester jumps out and starts crying, saying, "NO! Don't take my Gemmy away."

One of the guards says "Move outa the way Jester, Gemma made her choice when she denied the king."

"How come when I finally find her she�s being taken away? Only cheese can cheer me up now" cried the jester.

"To bad Lescia, it looks as if your one sister less." snarled the king as he walked out of the room.

"Stupid Whale!!!!" Cried Lesh.

Aaron poofed in and noticed Lesh crying. "Whats wrong..... what? I have clothing on?!? I knew the cloths were a bad idea but please stop crying and kiss me!"

As the gaurds take Gemma down to the dungeuns, the Prince, the two princesses and Orlando sees this happening, they immediatlly run to where Lesh and Aaron are. All at once they ask what has happened and why she is crying.

Lesh just cries, but starts to say a few things. "Gemma (sob) denied king (hic) her protection (sob, sob) Kyle throwing her in (sigh, sob, hic) the dungeun."

Queen Lescia and the wizard Aaron were at the pub. Lesh was still crying a bit when she started talking to aaron, telling a few secrets that is. "Gemma is my older sister (sob) this is all my fault (sob,hic) I�m the one who wanted to become the queen (sob) then she became my protector, and Sara and Ivory don�t even know!(sob)"

"Abuh??" Said Aaron

"Aaron we have to get her out of there! We have to do something! (sob) Something dreadful could happen to her! (sob) What if she is sentenced to death or something?? Stupid ass whale!!!!!" Said Lesh taking a big gulp of java milk.

Then Aaron not knowing what to do, pats Lesh on the back and says "There, there, it�ll be ok....Hey I just had a thought! What would happen to you and Gemma if Kyle died?"

Lescias face brightens up a bit and she says "Then I have thirty days to remarry somebody and they become the new king. But, if I don�t remarry in that time then the next in line becomes queen, which is Sara.....hmmm" Then she looks around the room quickly and says evilly "We should start making some plans for him...."

Sara (who was there with Orlando to keep her company) said " Yeah but I bet even Aaron could beat up that thing that he calls a bodyguard! Don�t worry we�ll get you out of here!" Then she added quietly "...I hope..."

Then Orlando who was absentmindedly staring at himself in the mirror said "God, I�m beautiful... And look at how big my muscles look in this light!" Just at that moment there was a tinkle of bells heard outside, then Jester appeared at the door "Guess what? You�ll never believe it, I dont have the keys!" Said Jester.

"Oh I can believe it." Said Gemma grumpily. "And why exactly don�t you have the keys?"

"Well..see heres what happened...well I was searching everywhere in the whole palace thingy trying to search for that Randy guy. But when I finally found him and told him to �stay where you are and fight like a man� then he said �well i am a man idiot� and that just confused things for me. So I told him to hand over the keys, but he didnt have them! stupid bastard! The King has �em!" Said the Jester, trying to sound important.

"Then get moving and find him!!" Yelled Gemma.

Yeah...maybe I should come too and help Jester find them." Said Sara

"A quest! Let�s go march out and find those keys!" Said Orlando excited.

"Bye, bye" said gemma with a grin, happy that orlando was finally leaving. "Good luck, you�d better find them!"

Just before they all had time to leave Randy ran in with an official paper in his hands and said formally "Gemma Cabral-Gushue you are to be beheaded in two days time."

"Hey what about that guy? He could kill the king." Said Aaron as he looked at adrian who was looking really evil at the moment.

"Shh not so loud." said Lesh.

Lesh and Aaron walk over to Adrian and Lesh says, "You look like you like to kill things how about my husband?"

"Who's your husband?" He asked back.

"King Kyle." "Hehe.. It would be an honor to kill... royalty." He answered Leshs first question. "For a price that is."

"Name your price."

"Another drink with the Lady Gemma." Adrian winked.

"You want a drink with Gemma?" Then Lesh giggled and she said "Well, shes trapped in the dungeon, save her and shes yours."

"It would be my pleasure...hehe."

A loud mooing sound was heard as the crazy cook Liegh Anna and the Villige idiot Saber alked into the pub. Every one stared at them as they sat down and ordered Llama Worlds est alchoholic drink, Java Milk!

Did you hear that the king threw poor gemmy into the dungeun because she wouldnt work for him? Isnt that wierd?" said Liegh Anna to saber.

"Hehehe, I met this guy once and he had a mole on his face so I called him mole man, I met a squirrel man once, mole man and squirrel man didnt get along." Said Saber stupidly. "Then I once met a cat man and he chased squirrel man away."

Liegh Anna burst out laughing. "I wonder where the jest is?"

"I dunno, maybe shes at the castle tryin� to annoy people, just like me."

"And then one time I was on this horse but I think it was a donkey and then and then and then and then it it it threw me off and i went �wee!!!� and I flew really really really really far," rambled Saber, who was drunk.

Just as Saber was finishing her bull shit of a story, Princess Sara, Hot Knight Orlando and The Jester...uh..Jester. They had tried to get the keys, and of course Randy was being an asshole and wouldn�t give them to them (actually Kyle had them but I, CC, who is typing this part out forgot sorry). So they got bored and left poor Gemma alone. Sara and Orlando ditch the Jester and go to the back to make out. Jester started to look around the pub. She spotted Adrian talking to Queen Lescia and Aaron. Jester jumped her way over to them, her shoes jingling loudly. "Hey hey!!!!!" exclaimed the Jester.

"I hope shes Kyle," said Adrian.

Shes not a lesbian," stated Aaron. Everyone looked at Aaron. "What?" some guy asked.

"Uh..." Aaron looked around.

"Can I kill her anyways?" asked Adrian hopefully.

"Um..How about no?" asked the Jester. She started backing away, and then she ran out of the bar flailing her arms and screaming, "GEMMA HELP ME!!!!" then she stops in mid flail and says, "Wait a tick, Gemma�s in jail. AND SHES GONNA DIE!!!! I�LL SAVE YOU!!!!! Wait...That won�t work." Jest ran back into the bar screaming and flailing her arms.

She ran to Adrian and screamed, "CAN YOU PLEASE SAVE GEMMA NOW?! SO THAT WAY YOU DON�T KILL ME!?!?!??!" "Oh, ok!" Jester runs away again screaming and flailing her arms.

"That jester, she�s great man!" said Lesh as she laughed.

Gemma paced her jail cell. One more day until she was beheaded. Joy, thought Gemma. Jingling noises caught her attention. Gemma sighed and saw Jester run into her jail cell. "Ouch..." said Jester.

"What are you here for Jester? If you don�t have the keys I don�t really wanna talk to you," said Gemma moodily.

Jester�s smile dimmed, and then she said, "Well, I just brought you some stuff. Here, here�s a book I found in your hidden quarters, your diary, its really interesting, a pillow, some shampoo, some food and some other crap."

Jester handed her the stuff and then jumped out of the dungeons. Gemma smiled sort of. Stupid Jester, she thought.

Meanwhile.... I dunno... um... OH!!!! I got it now, lets talk about alcohol. Jester, stop typing. Oks...sorry...

Sara and Orlando are making out in the hallway. Figures. Prince Mike rode his noble steed Ryan. He came across the two, and said, "Alrighty then," and rode past them. Mike rode out of the castle and to the pub.

Well duh!! Mike walked in and sat down at the bar and started crying. Jingling was heard. "Whats wrong man?" asked Jester, "Life got ya down?? I know how you feel man see my idol hates me and I dunno what to do. Oh I know what your problem is, Princess Sara and that Knight guy that gave me a really bad headache. Don�t worry man, the cheese guy (you) will find your true love!"

"Oks, I�ll take your word for it," said Mike.

"Well, bye!" said Jester happy, "I gotta make sure Adrian doesn�t kill me." Jester jumped out of the bar with her shoes jingling. Sara thinks Mike should run after the Jester.

So he does.

"Jester!" yelled Mike as he was running after her.

"Wha?" asked Jester. Then Mike ran up to her and gave her a kiss.

"What the hell?!......" then she shrugged, "Meh, whatever, hehehe."

Then Queen Lesh ran out of the pub yelling "Hey Jester! I need a new protector while Gemma is in jail! You wanna do it?"

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I can finally be like Gemmy! But I don�t wanna die cause like what would the world be like without me man?! It would be with me man!! It would be like panda friggin monium man! Although, I�ll probably die anyways from Adrian who wants to kill me for some reason. I mean what did I do man?! All I did was talk to him man....Hey, maybe I�m annoying. Oh my god!! I�ve just had a breakthrough man. So ya, if I do Gemmas job maybe I won�t be annoying, but then again being annoying is my job so I dunno man. What would the world be if I wasn�t here to annoy people. So Queen Lesh, I must regretfully decline your offer and suggest your lover Aaron to be your protector while Gemma is unable to fullfill her duties," said Jester, then she returned to kissing Mike.

"....Yeah, so that�s the plan." Lesh told Sara.

"What I need you to do is sneak Adrian into the castle, because if I do it, it would seem too suspicous."

"Um, ok, but Orlando is coming with me." Said Sara

"Huh? What�s happening?" Said Orando in the process of brushing his hair.

"Oh nevermind!" Said Lesh annoyed. So with that said they began to plan in full detail.

Sara and Orlando and the Jester (who decided to follow them) were tiptoeing through the castle on their way to the kitchen. All that was heard was a quiet jingling sound from Jesters shoes. Occasionally Orlando would stop and look at himself in the mirror, then Jester would have to do the snappy pointy thingy to distract him. Their plan was to sneak Adrian into the kitchen window.

"C�mon Jester, just give him a boost up here." Said Sara pointing down at Adrian, who was below the window outside.

"Okie dokie." Said Jester as she dived head first out the window. "Aaahhhhh." She screamed.

Then before she hit the ground she rolled into a somersault. All Sara and Orlando heard from outside was "I�m gonna kill you one of these days," coming from Adrian.

"Ok." Said Jester happily. Then Adrian started climbing up the wall to the window. "Heyyy, what was the point of having me come down here if you can climb up yourself man?! Help! I can�t get back up!" Said Jester as she tried to climb the wall.

"Um ok Ster..... We�re going to go now.." Said Sara

"Ok, I�ll be here when you get back......I�m scared, it�s so dark and lonely out here. Oh my god theres someone following me, go away Josh! No wait, it�s only a bush, don�t worry man," babbled Jester.

"Ok, buh bye now." Said Sara.

"Where is the king?" Asked Adrian.

"He�s in his rooms eating fatty food that Aaron gave him for some reason."

"I see...." Said Adrian as he turned away and headed for the kings room. As he walked through the hallways he noticed that it wasn�t realy guarded. �What a waste of a plan� thought Adrian.

Reaching the Whales...Oh, I mean the Kings chambers, Adrian peered in. Looking around he noticed that there was a bottle Java milk that was half full. Pulling out a bottle of Llama poison, Adrian slipped it in and went to hide behind the curtains to see if he would drink it (and he was obviously too drunk to notice that Adrian was just standing beside him putting poison in his drink).

Right when he sees the King take a tiny sip, he runs out the room and into the kitchen. There he found Sara and Orlando making out. Rolling his eyes he goes to the window and climbs out and finds Jester still sitting in the bush. A perfect opportunity, thought Adrian as he pulled out a sword and walked towards Jester. Jester screamed loudly and ran away into the distance, flailing her arms wildly.

Unfortunatly for Adrian the guards hear Jester�s high pitched scream. Randy dives out the window (like Jester except not as gracefully), and screams at Adrian,

"PREPARE TO DIE!!!! YOU KILLED THE KING!!!!!"

Adrian lunged at Randy and stabbed him. "Wow, that was fast," said Adrian, "I didn�t even break a sweat." Adrian smirked. Then 15 guards charged at him. "Oh shit," said Adrian.

So now Adrian and Gemma are in jail. Wow, that plan really didn�t work. Thanks Jester. Queen Lescia was of course in tears because Gemma�s still in jail, Aaron was comforting her, Sara and Orlando were doing something...ya...visiting Gemma (haha, thought they were doing something else didn�t you), Ivory was sitting on David�s lap, trying to talk him out of cutting Gemma�s head off ("But sweety, its my job," said David), Jester was trying to entertain Adrian and Gemma, but that just got them more angry, and everyone else was doing...stuff...ya...

Today is the day that Gemma has been dreading for two days, well and Adrian too now. Lesh was still crying, "We still have no plan to get her (sob) out!"

"Hey it will turn out good, somehow, but it will, maybe." Said Aaron. (Why doesnt Lescia ever keep Gemma company?, its only Sara and Orlando. Oh yea and the Jester. Gemma doesnt want the Jester but she cant do anything about that.) Right now David is sharpening his axe and singing about chopping heads off.... right... "I have a lovely bunch of coconuts..." wha...?, "And Im chopping peoples heads off today" There we go...

Gemma stares out the jail cell window and says, "Im gonna kill Cherlyn when I see her!"

"Who�s Cherlyn?" Asked Adrian.

"Jester."

"Ah." Five guards walk in and unlock the door. Gemma just stays there while Adrian runs out past the guards screaming "Outta my way jerk-ass!"

"Huh?" Says Gemma "I shoulda done that! Damn it!"

"Get him!" Yells one of the guards, then three of them run after Adrian while two stay and drag Gemma away.

"Please please please please please please! Don�t kill Gemmy!" Begged Ivory to David.

"I�m sorry sweetie, but I already to you that I have to, its my job." Replied David

"But I�m a princess, I am of higher class then you, you have to listen to me!"

"You can�t tell me what to do, that�s the kings job."

"But hes dead!"

"Exactly why Adrian has to die, and Gemma has to die because the King told me to kill her before he died."

"Then you have to listen to Queen Lesh!!"

"Meh, I dunno, she has never told me not to, and besides it�s the law, anyone who kills someone else for no reason should die."

"Grrrr!" Said Ivory as she stormed away. Just then the guards who were dragging Gemma came and put her on the exucutioners block. There was a very large crowd. Jester was in it.

"I HATE YOU JESTER!!!!! ARG!!!!!!!!" screamed Gemma.

"WHAT??!!! I CAN�T HEAR YOU!!!!!" screamed Jester back. David pulled out his axe. "Have any last requests?" David asks.

"Um...how about...GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING THING!!!!!" yelled Gemma.

David turns around and asks to no one in particular, "Is that allowed?"

"No you moron!" Sam the evil maid yelled.

"God whats your problem Sam?" asked Trish.

"WHAT?!?" questions the Jester loudly from the crowd.

David turns back to Gemma to kill her. Suddenly, Princess Ivory jumps over to David and gives a big, wet, french, kiss. Wow, didn�t expect that. David was taken aback, and returned the kiss. I better stop describing the kiss before I start writing smut. Then Adrian rushes over to Gemma, unties her and they run off. Lescia sighs and then says,

"How romantic..."

Aaron looks at her weirdly. "What? It is," said Lescia. Just then, all the guards realized that they weren�t chasing them. One questions, "Heeeeeeeyyyy....Aren�t we supposed to go after them?"

"I think you�re right," said another.

"But do you really feel like it?"

"No, my wife wants me home for supper tonight:"

"Ya, I have heartburn."

Adrian and Gemma go into hiding. Ya... hiding.... SURE!!!!.... Of course Jester follows them.

Sara and Orlando tried to stop her, but they went to go do stuff...ya... Lescia and Aaron also wentto go do...stuff....(wink wink). Now you�re probably wondering why Sam wanted Gemma killed.

Well, I�m sure I and the other writers can explain that....

....

.......

I got an idea, its coming to me....um... Gemma?....Sara?...Lesh?....any ideas? Oks, long story short, Sam is evil. Very evil. We don�t know why, and we don�t care. Shes just EVIL! Oh and she hates the royal family. Ya...umm...how is this connected?...Good question. Oh!!!! I got it.

She hired Adrian to kill the royal family cause she hated them. I guess he just gave up trying to kill them...Or did he? BUM BUM BUM!!!!!

Adrian and Gemma are hiding outside the castle (good hiding spot hahaha). "Ok, now get me into the castle and let me kill the royal family," said Adrian. See told ya. "Get the hell away from me," said Gemma.

"Why?"

"Because I�M THE ROYAL PROTECTOR YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF A MORON!?!?!?!?!" said Gemma in a hillbilly voice (even though back then there weren�t hill billy�s but shuddap).

"Well, I guess I have to fight you!!!!" said Adrian as he lunged for Gemma, and Gemma and him got into an intense sword fight that I don�t feel like explaining right now.

Why would they have swords? you ask, my answer, I don�t know. Just enjoy the story ok??

Lescia and Aaron were talking. Wow. Not doing the dirty for once. "Um Aaron, I need to stay queen...And I uh...Need to get married in 30 days...So uh..." she asked.

"Me!? Be a king??..." asked Aaron, "SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!" Aaron started doing his Aaron dance thing. He poofed some llamas into the room and started riding them in joy (not dirty ok!!!). So the two are getting married. And there was much rejoicing.

Prince Mike wandered the halls. He was confungled. He didn�t know what to think. So therefore he was confungled.............ya....... "Wow, I like the Jester, but I have to marry Princess Sara," he thought out loud to his teddy bear Johnny Depp. Just then Sara and Orli (I hate typing his name) were walking past him. "HEY!! I don�t wanna marry you either!!" said Sara happilly.

"WOW!!" said Mike. Mike started dancing happilly and then went to go run to find the Jester as Sara looked at Orli who was brushing his hair...again. "Heys, lets get married," said Orlando.

"Oks," said Sara. And they kissed. Yet again, there was much rejoicing.

*Outside the castle again*

Gemma and Adrian were fighting...still... Adrian did not expect her to fight this way. That is probably why he was so attracted to her. Thinking about Gemma (hehe), Gemma was able to knock his sword out of his hands.

"Shit..." said Adrian.

But Gemma was not able to kill him. She loved him to much. Then they kissed. "Awww..." said a bush.

"Wha?" asked Gemma.

The bush moved and they heard jingling. "Is that George in the Bush? I wanna kill it," said Adrian.

"EEEEEK!!!!" screamed the bush and the bush ran away (if you couldn�t tell by the Jingling, then you�re pretty dumm man). Adrian and Gemma kissed again. There was yet again much rejoicing.

Jester was still dressed as a bush. She was sneaking around the castle, scaring people (not really, but they pretended they were). Mike bumped into the bush and the bush screamed. "What the fuck?" asked Mike.

"Um..I�m a bush..." said Jester.

"CC..." said Mike.

"Ya?" asked Jester happily, "SHIT! You�ve found my terrible secret. Now you must DIE!!!!" Jester dove at Mike and then he kissed her. She broke the kiss and said loudly, "SWEET!!!!"

"How bout you become my cheese queen?"

"I like cheese," said the Jester. They kissed and there was much rejoicing...I think...

David and Ivory were still kissing with a crowd watching them. There was much rejoicing.

Saber, Danielle and Leighanna were drinking because they were sad and alone. "At least we got eachother," said Saber.

"Here Here!!!!" said Danielle.

"Ya..." said Leigh Anna and she walks away back to the castle. She was rejoicing.

Long story short Jeryn got her wings. There was much rejoicing...god...

Sam was put in jail. Again there was much rejoicing. Why was she in jail? you ask. Well, thats a good question. Wish I could answer ya there. Trish is happy. Very happy. And whaddabout George you say?? Whose George...Wait! Oh him. Hes alone. Ya...

Is that it?? Well lets hope so. The end. I like cheese. Jester for the last fucking time stop doing that!!! Sorry... There, the end. About fucking time.