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It is three years after the insane, and pointless story of Llama World...number 1.... God that story was so stupid. But anyways ... its all good..... this new story takes place in Cheese land, Jester is the Queen cause prince mike died (O God! [no not you Chris] No!) she is pregnant someone's baby. Adrian disappeared two years ago, and we think He�s dead, Gemma is with George (How did that happen?). Princess Sara married Orlando Bloom, but they got a divorce, now she is with Dominic Monaghan. Queen Lesh is still Queen and Aaron is King and they are in Cheese land with everyone else. Jester killed David, so ya Ivory is lonely. Jeryn is still a fairy but she is happy because she grew wings. Saber is now Jester�s Jester. Danielle is joining CC in AA meetings. By the way, we are all in cheese land for this big cheese festival.

�Oh my god, I can�t believe all you guys are here!! Yays. Yeah hey guess what?? I�m pregnant I don�t know who the father is, I had sex a lot man!� Said Queen Jester to *sigh* (this gonna take a while to name everyone off) Lesh, Sara, Gemma, Aaron, Saber, Danielle, Dominic, Ivory, Leigh anna, Trish, I think thats everyone. They were all sitting around the table having dinner in the royal palace (Jester�s palace).

�Oh god no! Not another one of of...of you!!� Said Gemma

�My butt is so uncomfortable right now, like I mean what the hell man?!?! You know, I think I shouldn�t have sex so much. Now I don�t know who the father of my baby is. It could like be ummm Mike or Olrando or that bastard Josh or that homeless guy or that hot guy from the pub. I mean, whats wrong with me? Didn�t Aaron give me a whole crap load of condoms from the future man? Ugh, and my butt is sooooo sore man its not funny. Friggen baby man. Making my ass sore. I gotta go tinkle,� said the Jester as she ran out of the room.

�Umm...right...ok now that was weird. Can you believe SHE is ruling a Kingdom. I mean even if it is the pointless Kingdom of CHEESE! Meh.� Said Sara.

�Ya know, since we seem to be telling secrets here, well guess what Sara and Ivory? I�m your sister! Isn�t that great? I mean I was going to become queen, but then after our parents died I just didn�t feel like being Queen and marrying Kyle. So Lesh did, and yeah, she�s known the whole entire time.� Babbled Gemma. �God damn it! I sound like Jester!�

�What??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU are my SISTER??? How can YOU be MY sister!? I�m gonna kill you Lesh, you didn�t tell me!!� exclaimed Sara.

�Wow... Cool,� said Ivory.

Jester walked back into the room looking more comfortable. Noticing the tense air, she whispered (very audibly), �Oh.. This is uncomfortable...�

Gemma ate her food like nothing happened. Lesh hasn�t said anything. Weird. �I�m gonna say something,� said Lesh.

�Thats great honey,� said Aaron sarcastically.

�Thats just joyful,� said Jester.

�STOP BEING SO MEAN TO ME!!!!!!!� screamed Lesh and she stormed out of the room.

�Squirrel!!!!!� said Saber joyfully, as she jumped out the window.

�Ok, can I fire her?� said Jester.

�All right, since Aaron won�t, I�ll go after Lesh,� stated Gemma as she got up.

�Thats great,� said Sara as she did the pointy snap thing.

�THAT IS MINE!!!!!!!� screamed the Jester.

�Don�t talk to my woman like that!� said Dom.

�You know, I don�t get any appreciation these days. My name is CC, not Jester. And I�m having a baby man so I�m moody and I demand to be served!!!!�

�Your so needy!� said Sara.

�Duh, I just slept with 5 guys.�

�When did you become a slut?� asked Aaron.

�Well.. since...Hey!! Thats mean and I don�t appreciate it!� said Jester offended.

�Oh shuttup!�

�PISS OFF!!�

�THATS IT WE�RE GOING TO WAR!!!!!! PREPARE TO DIE CHEESE GIRL!!!!!� screamed Aaron who poofed out of the room.

�Hey, I forgot I did magic,� said Sara dumbly, �Itchkabibbles.� Sara disappears as well. That leaves Dom, Ivory, Lesh and Gemma. Oks, how are we gonna get rid of them? Lets see. Sara comes back and gets Dom and then disappears. Ivory walks out. Lesh walks out too. Gemma stays. She doesn�t know why. Wait in the first one Aaron couldn�t poof people away so how come Sara can? Maybe Aaron just doesn�t care about people, like he just left Lesh here. Nice husband. Gemma stop ranting. Quiet Jester. Ok Gemma.

�Why are you here?� asked �CC� (her name is really CC so dont ask if her name is Jester.)

�I dont belong to Llama world.� answered Gemma.

�Oh ya! wait your a princess there.�

�I kinda stopped being a princess when I gave up the CROWN!�

�Why have you changed your personality man?�

�I haven�t, Im trying to show how you are all annoying.�

�You know, I have to go pee.�

�Didn�t you just go pee?�

�Pregnant woman pee more!!!�

�Whatever.....I�m alone...., Im going. Im gonna go quit my job.�

�Wow, really? Cools,� said the Jester as she leaves for the bathroom.

Aaron was preparing his army, which consisted of llamas, drunks, and the occasional soldier. Wow, what a great army. Lescia and Ivory had just returned, it was a looooooooonnnnngggg walk. Gemma rides her house...I mean...horse....thats it...Stupid CC. Shuddap CC! Sorry. Gemma rides her horse up to the Castle. That wasn�t a very long ride. Hahaha, suckers. Shuddap CC!!!! I�m sorry!!

�Thanks Aaron!� yelled Lescia sarcastically.

�No problem,� said Aaron stupidly, not noticing the sarcasm hinted in Lescia�s voice.

Lesh rolled her eyes and walked up to her bedroom bitching. She was mad because shes at a war with their neighbouring country, and she just loved that Jester man. Not that the Jester is a man or anything, I mean shes pregnant so she can�t be a man...Nevermind. Well anyways when Lesh entered her bedroom to find it already occupied with someone she didn�t know. He was around twenty-six and dressed in a soldiers uniform. �Um... who the heck are you and why the heck are you in my room?� asked queen Lesh. �Um..ya.. you must be the queen.. umm I am one of the solders for llama worlds army I was told by king Aaron to come and get you so that you can go down to the front hall and then he can tell you to go to the pub to get him a Java milk for some reason...� said the man �Oh ya I am machenzie by the way..�

�Ya well I dont FEEL like it so tell him to go eat a llama!!� said Lesh and she stormed out of the room.

�Ya umm.... what was that about?� Machenzie said to himself.

�Where is Lescia?! I want to quit!� Screamed Gemma. Just as she said that, Sara appeared out of nowhere, with Dominic.

�Did you just say that you want to quit??� Asked Sara.

�Yeah, I don�t want to fight against Jester, even if it IS Jester.�

�Heeey, me too!!! I mean like Dom is from Cheeseland and I am from Llamaworld, we don�t want to fight against each other.�

"Why don�t we move to Unknownkingdom because I don�t really wanna fight, I don�t wanna be a soldier,� said Dom.

�Um aren�t you a knight?� asked Gemma.

�Well isn�t your husband a knight? And aren�t you kinda a knight?� asked Sara.

�...Shuddap.�

�Yeah... I like need an army, man, Ill like make you my general, if you get me like an army man.� Said CC to Orlando Bloom.

�Yo, whatever man, uh, woman.� said Orlando while looking in a mirror.

�I have to go pee.�

�Bye.� Said Orlando as he ran off. CC calmly walked to the washroom because nature called. After doing her �business�, she came back out to the hallway.

�Ahhhhhhhhh,� she shrieked as this cloaked figure came up behind her with a sword. �Oh, its you Adrian!� said cc with a squeal of joy.

�Shuddup cc...� said Adrian from behind the cloak.

�Guess what Adrian, I have a job for you!�

�If it involves getting a chocolate bar for you Im not doing it!�

�Oh no silly! I need you in the llamaworld family that is against me.�

�Even the king?�

�ESPECIALLY THE KING� said cc and she skipped down the hall.

�LESH WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?� screamed Gemma as she ran down the hall.

�I�m not in the bathroom...� came Lescia�s voice from behind a door on Gemma�s left. Gemma knocks the door down and found Lesh doing her �business� on the royal throne. �I said I�m not in the bathroom!� said lesh as she pulled up her skirt.

�Lesh I quit.� said gemma with a ton of triumph in her voice.

�You cant quit because you�re fired!� screamed lesh as she ran down the hall.

As lesh approched the kings rooms, Aaron came to the door. �....whats...uh....wrong...uh...lesh?� asked aaron.

�I fired Gemma.� Said lesh as she started to cry, again. why does she always cry? SHUTUP CC! sorry.

�Why did you fire her? and stop crying your making me feel sorry for you!�

�I fired her because she wanted to quit!�

�Well come in here and have a Java milk and some llama cookies.� offered Aaron and for the first time in about two months the two had a civil time and they didn�t fight, wow its amazing!

�Yay! Im unemployed! said Gemma sarcastically.

�Um, ya, thats just joyful, there are horses outside for me, you and dom, so we can ride to Unknownkingdom.� said sara.

�ok, sure, whatever, hey isnt Unknownkingdom that place where anything can happen, and everything is like messed up?�

�Yeah, think so.� said sara, then she laughed.

So they rode off together towards Unknownkingdom.

Right at that moment cc was trying figure out who the father of her baby was.

�Why, oh why, did I have to have sex with so many guys in the same night, man!� pondered cc quietly, hey, oh my god, they stopped calling her jester. Its a freaking miracle.

Not being able to figure out who the father is, cc called the only person that could (oks not called, but contacted) Chris the minister. now the only way to do this is say the right words. �oh god who is the father of my baby?� questioned cc.

Suddenly, Chris walked into the cheeseland palace and said. �yes um?�

�Who is the father of my baby?, its importent that I know.� said cc in desperation.

�Let me see here...� said Chris as he moved his hands across her belly like a fortune teller. �hmmmmmm.....mmmmhmmmmm.....� he mmmed.

�What is it?� questioned cc worriedly.

�Nothing, I was humming... ok.. the father is... um... josh?� guessed Chris.

�Oh my god!! seriously?!?!?� panicked cc.

�No, I was just guessing. how the hell should I know who the father is?� said Chris as he got up and left.

�Are we there yet?� complained Sara as she stagered up the last hill that leads to the unknownkingdom (wait isn�t she on a horse? meh, oh well).

�Shut the hell up!� said Gemma as she got to the top of the hill.

�Hey.. dont talk to her that way� said Dominic.

�I swear to god I hate you so much� said Gemma to Dominic.

�You shouldn�t swear to god, ya know.� said Sara to Gemma.

�Shut up Sara!� said Gemma.

�Dont talk to her like that� said Dominic to Gemma.

Oh my god Lesh, cant you think of something else for them to say? no.... not really.... �poisoned rice is good� said Lesh. wait a tic... Lesh isn�t in this scene... meh.

We cant remember what we wrote last. sorry. stupid writers think!!.... no think harder!!! apparently sabers head hurts. wow thats just joyful Saber.. That�s it, I�m firing her. CC stops writing. Lescia wants to write. Too bad Lesh.

So Gemma, Sara and Dom are walking around this kingdom. I that�s it......uh...ya... All of a sudden Saber and Danielle pop up in front of them. Where the hell did they come from? �Hey all!!� Exclaimed Danielle, who was holding a two four of Llama World�s finest, Java Milk.

�Did Queen Jester fire me? Cause if she didn�t then I don�t know why I haven�t been to work. I was gonna go today but then I saw a squirrel so I chased it and then I saw Danielle and...hey...Danielle why are we here?... Wait.... Where are we?� Questioned Saber.

�Um ok...� Said Sara as her Dom and Gemma walk past them.

It�s nighttime in Cheeseland and Lesh was sneaking into the castle for some reason... Oh I know why, because King Aaron was hogging the bathroom, stupid Aaron. so obviously Lesh rode her llama all the way to cheesland so that she could piss, obviously!

So Lesh just kinda walked into the Jesters bathroom. �Oh shit!� Said Lesh when she opened the door and found Jester sitting on the hole in the floor which was their new toilet.

�La la la la la.� Said CC.

�Jester! I need to use your can, Aaron�s hogging ours, and I really needed to piss!�

�Hey... You�re from Llama World... I�m against Llama World... Get out of my pissing room!� Screamed CC.

�CC, it�s me, Lesh! I still love you!�

�Well...ok then....but I�m gonna take a while....so ya umm.....you might wanna like go home, maybe Aaron will be off the crapper and then you can go piss� Said CC and she got up with her pants still down and she closed the door on Lesh.

�God damn it!� Said Lesh and she walked down the hall, sulking.

"Well that was a little weird..." Said Gemma.

"Yeah, I agree, Saber and Danielle need to go to those AA meetings that they were supposed to be signing up for." Said Sara

"Yeah, anyway............Hey!!! Isn�t that Adrian!?" said Gemma pointing over to a cloaked man walking into a knife store.

"I sure hope not!."

"Why don�t we just like follow him then?" Said Dominic.

"Wait a second, I thought he was dead... I mean he like disappeared." Said Gemma nervously.

"Who cares! You of all people should be happy to see him! I mean didn�t you like kiss him?" Asked Sara.

"Yeah, but...George.."

"*sigh* He�s dead! Now lets go in there and surprise him!"

"Fine." Said Gemma as they walked towards the knife shop. As they went inside they heard....

"Do you have any knives that would be good for...killing things?" Adrian asked the person behind the counter.

"Oh yes, they all work good, what exactly are you trying to kill?" Asked the guy behind the counter. Just then Gemma decided to walk up to him and slap him across the face.

"Asshole! We were going to marry, then you run away!!! What are you doing here anyway?..."

"Huh?! Oh its um....you. I�m here because CC hired me to kill the royal fam.....oops, you didn�t hear that!" Said Adrian

"Stay the hell away from me and my family!"

"Your family?"

"Yes my family you idiotic bastard! I�m queen Lescias older sister! I was supposed to be queen, not her! I just didn�t want to!."

"Huh? You were supposed to be queen?" Asked Sara. "Why does nobody tell me these things?? What am I not important enough!?"

"You know more then Ivory does, and you were too young to remember, I was ten when they wanted me to be queen." Said Gemma. "Anyway...Adrian."

"Oh then that means I have to kill you too!" Said Adrian.

"What�s going on here? Get out of my store all of you!!" Said the guy behind the counter, his nametag said Jim-Bob. So they all went outside to continue this stupid argument.

"Yes, I guess that does mean that you have to kill me....Why did you run away anyway? What happened??" Said Gemma.

"Yeah, what do you say we leave them here to finish this?" Dominic asked Sara.

"Fine by me." Said Sara, as she and Dom quickly walked away towards a pub.

"I �ran away� because I was...um....experimenting the use of um...gun powder...." Adrian said slowly.

"Thats the lamest excuse that I�ve ever heard of!" Screamed Gemma.

"Oh well. I�m here now, and I have to kill you and Sara. Then I have to go kill Aaron and Lescia, and that other unimportant princess."

"Um.....NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Said Gemma as she took out her sword and tried to kill him. Then Adrian took out his sword and they had a sword fight, and a lot of people gathered to watch. I don�t feel like going into detail in what happened, lets just say that Adrian won. But he didn�t actually kill Gemma, he just took her sword and ran for the pub. So obviously Gemma ran after him, because, well, she likes her sword.

Just as Sara and Dom sit down at a table, Adrian runs in with two swords in his hands.

"*scream* What the hell is going on?? What did you do Adrian? Did you kill Gemma??" Asked Sara.

"Possibly. But now I have to kill you." Said Adrian as everyone who was in the pub screamed and ran outside. "Don�t worry I will protect you!" Said Dominic as he whipped out his sword and fell over. "Ouch! Don�t worry, I�m ok." Then he got up and attempted to stab Adrian, but didn�t quite succeed because just at that moment Gemma ran in and distracted both of them from trying to kill each other.

"Oh my gosh! You aren�t dead!" Yelled Sara.

"I�m back from the dead." Said Gemma.

"Right...."

"I don�t think Adrian had the guts to kill me." Said Gemma, then she laughed. "He�s too afraid."

"Shut up that�s not true! Besides CC didn�t exactly say to kill you, she said to kill everyone who is against her. Are you?" Said Adrian.

"No I�m not! Idiot." Said Gemma.

"Heeeyyy, then why are you trying to kill me exactly?!?" Said Sara from her hiding spot behind the counter.

"I still have my orders from Sam." Answered Adrian.

"Hah! Then that means you still would have had to kill me. You are just too scared!" Said Gemma.

"God this is stupid!" Said Adrian. Just then the Llamaworld minister, Chris, walked in.

"Hey everybody. I heard my name, so whats the problem exactly?" Asked Chris. Everyone pointed to Adrian.

"He�s trying to kill people.Who are you anyway?" Dom asked Adrian.

"You don�t wanna know." Said Gemma. Then Adrian ran out the door and down the street with Gemmas sword still in his hand. "Oh crap! My sword!" Said Gemma, as she ran after him.

"Meh, lets just leave them to it." Said Chris. "Drink anyone?"

Now that CC knows that Lescia isn�t her enemy she wonders if it was a good idea to hire Adrian to kill the people who were against her, since when did he know who was against her or not? She didn�t even know, besides Aaron anyways. She had a lot of problems though, she had to worry if Adrian would kill Sara and Gemma, well maybe not Gemma since he liked her.

"Also who is the father of my baby? It could be any one, maybe, or hopefully Orlando Bloom. He's friggen hot man. So hot that I wanna touch his hiney," said CC to herself, she had a small smile on her face.

"Queen CC, the army you wanted is ready, and we will be able to start the war with Llamaworld soon." said Orlando as he came into the room brushing his hair.

"Yay! Now we can kill that snobby bastard Aaron! Wait...... never mind! You didnt hear that Orli, wait you did. Guess what?! You�re the father of my baby!" said CC joyfully as she hopped around.

"What!?!?" Questioned Orlando.

"Well, I'm not completely sure about that. I mean, that would be great if you were, cause you're so friggen hot man. If not then thats still cool cause I�m having a baby and babies are cool man. I saw a baby, and this big fat guy was yelling that he ate a baby once, it was kinda freaky. I mean, who would eat a baby? Honestly. Even if its the other other white meat, thats just wrong. Do you like babies? I bet you do cause then you could like see how beautiful you are without having to look into a mirror. Mirrors are a little confungling if you think about it. Why is it bad luck if you break one? I mean, who thought of that? An ugly person? Anyways, you are one of the five potential fathers of my baby. Although, your odds are a little better since I did it with you three times in one night, so I'm crossing my fingers man. I gotta go pee," Said CC as she walked away.

Lescia had just gotten back from Cheeseland, and she had a bone to pick with Aaron.

"It�s all your fault that I had to run all the way to Cheeseland just to go to the bathroom!" Yelled Lescia.

"Abuh??....What about a bathroom? We need more then one." Said Aaron as he walked away.

"Yeah, well ya know what? I�m pregnant!"

"Abuh?!?!?" Exclaimed Aaron from the next room.

"You and your stupid abuhs! Can�t you take anything seriously?" Lescia said as she walked away to go find Ivory. Ivory was in her room crying.

"What�s wrong?" Asked Lesh.

"I hate CC, she killed David!"

"Yeah, well, he did try to kill Gemma, and he was an asshole."

"Shuddap."

"I have bigger problems then you! I am in war with my friend! Aaron is being an asshole lately! And Gemma quit, and her and Sara went off somewhere and I really don�t know where! AND I�m pregnant, with Aaron�s child!" Screamed Lesh. Then Ivory started to laugh.

"Your pregnant? I didn�t know that, haha, you�re right you do have more problems then me! Yay finally someone is worse off then me."

".....idiot......bitch......" Muttered Lesh angrily as she stormed from the room.

Sara and Dominic were going for a walk around Unknownkingom when they noticed a fortuneteller. "Hey, why don�t we go to the fortune teller, and see what our fortune is." Said Sara.

"Sure whatever..." Said Dominic moodily. He was still mad because he had fallen over when trying to fight Adrian.

As they approached the fortune teller, they noticed that the persons name was Adriane (not that Adrian, it was a girl).

"Hello, can you tell our fortune?" Asked Sara.

"Sure, just let me consult my magical crystal ball." Said Adriane. "It says that both of you will soon be going to the Unknownkingom castle. And......You will be going on a quest!"

"Huh? A quest? What kind of quest?"

"Sorry the crystal ball is....um......clouded."

"But...But you just told us that stuff."

"Sorry we�re closed!" Then she closed the curtain over the counter.

"Right.......Lets go to the castle, I feel like going there for some reason. I think we should ask the king to help stop the war between Llamaworld and Cheeseland."

"Ok." Said Dom.

div align="center">**Wherever the hell Gemma was in Unknownkingdom**

"Give me my sword back!" Yelled Gemma to Adrian

�No I dont feel like it.� He called back to Gemma.

�Is gun powder the only reason you left?�

�...I thought you loved George...�

�No that was after you left, well sort of....�

�Well... too late.�

�Whats that supposed to mean?�

�....� Adrian walks away.

�Hey! give me my sword, and answer me! get back here!�

�Why should I?�

�George is dead by the way!�

�....really....� then he gave Gemma a kiss.

Awww! shuddap cc, but its cute. ya it is. we wish it would happen in real life (hint, hint, wink, wink, nudge, nudge Adrian!).

�Jeryn, you�re smart, who is father of my baby?� Questioned CC to the fairy, Jeryn.

�I dunno, I�m not Aaron!� Said Jeryn.

�Heeeeyyy... You mean Aaron could tell me?!.... Damn it! We�re in a war! How�d that happen?!�

�Well how about asking Lesh to ask him?�

�Um... NO! He�s mad at me, I�m not talking to him man, even if it is through Lesh!�

�Ok so what happened exactly?�

�At dinner Aaron was being an ass and he got mad at me cause I�m having a baby and I had to pee and he�s too stubborn to apologize man. I hate it when people do that. It reminds me of my friend Lyn. She was being a bitch and she yelled at me and I haven�t forgiven her. Oh Jeryn, do you wanna do that thing where I throw stuff at you and laugh?� Questioned CC. Jeryn walked away. �How bout later... Later ok?... ok bye Jeryn!!� Called CC after Jeryn.

�We are going to attack Llamaworld today!� said Aaron to his army.

�Ummm....Sir, we only have three people in our army...� said one soldier.

�And we live in Llamaworld sir...� said another soldier.

�I don�t care, we are gonna attack Llamaworld!� ordered Aaron looking smug. Everyone just stared at Aaron.

�God, you are so dumb!! Exspecially when it comes to....stuff...� said Lesh dumbly. Where the fuck did she come from? �Uh...what is stuff exactly?� questioned Aaron.

�Bedroom stuff,� said Lesh doing that attitude snap thing.

�Abuh?� questioned Aaonr.

�God!!! Thats why I�m pregnant!!!!� screamed Lesh, �GRRR!!�

�Uh ok, that had nothing to do with what is going on you know,� stated Aaron. Lesh stormed off. You know, she was there for no reason at all. What a pointles scene. Just forget it ok?...

�Anyway...To Cheeseland! March!� shouted Aaron.

�Hey...umm...could we have horses?� asked one soldier.

�Yeah, I have a blister...my feet hurt,� said another soldier.

�Umm...how are we supposed to fight an army? The only way we�d win is if the army was one guy,� said another soldier.

�Enough with the stupid complaints! To Cheeseland!!� shouted Aaron. All that was heard was the moaning of the three soldiers

�Wait a minute! I�m a wizard! Poof!!� screamed Aaron, and a whole army appeared.

�Hey, whatta we supposta do with this long pointy object?� asked a drunken soldier with a hillbilly accent.

�Oh, oh, I know!!� said another eagerly, �Ya�ll stick the pointy end into the other people!! Like this!!� The hillbilly soldier stabbed another soldier. �...Right....� said Aaron, scared.

�Hey look its the castle!!� said Sara.

�Isn�t this the kingdom where the brother and the sister are married?� asked Dom.

�Yea, thats gay, whats wrong their family?� asked sara.

�I dunno, lets go now.�

�Ok.� Sara and Dom walked into the palace. Wow, no guards or anyone to stop them. Isn�t that weird? Meh. So then the walked into the throne room.

�Hey, hey everyone!� said Sara.

�Who the hell are you!?� asked the King.

�I�m Princess Sara from Llamaworld and this is Dominic, who are you?� said Sara.

�Uh...I own this place! I am King Mike,� the King said snobbishly, �And this is my sister, Queen Amanda.�

�Ewwww....you married your sister!??!� yelled Dominic, �Are you some kind of a moron?!�

�I am not amused at you insolence! You commoner! She is only Queen until I find a wife, and I have only one person in mind...� the King got a dreamily look about his face, �Do you know the fair maiden Gemma?...�

�Ummm...ya...she�s my sister...she�s in Unknownkingdom right now...� said Sara.

�Oh really!? Then we must find her at once!! Bob, set out to find Gemma now!� said Mike to some guy apparently named Bob.

�She�s trying to get intimate with Adrian right now.�

�What!? Bob! Kill this guy Adrian while you�re at it!�

�Ummm...ya, anyway, can you help us end this war between Cheeseland and Llamaworld.�

�No, I don�t like war.�

�I hate you! Just for that you don�t get Gemma!!�

�You own her?�

�I do now!�

Guess whose back? Back again? Bob is back. Tell a friend. Guess whose back, guess whose back, guess whose back, guess whose back?...uh...ya...Wow, Bob, was back; fast. �Um...sir?? The lady Gemma was um...Trying to get...um...intimate...� says Bob.

�What do you mean intimate?� questioned Mike.

�You know, intimate relationship.�

�And you didn�t kill Adrian?!?!� yelled Mike in disbelief.

�Well, the fair maiden Gemma was very close to Adrian. So I just watched sir. Some weird lady who was crazy cause she had a crown on was there and she watched too. God she was weird, she said she was Queen Lescia. Ya right. But anyways, the fair maiden Gemma was preoccupied and I didn�t wanna hurt her from killing Adrian,� said Bob.

�So um, how do you know Gemma anyways?� asked Sara.

�Ya how?� questioned Dom.

�Shuddap Dom.�

�Yes�sum.�

�Internet,� stated Mike.

�Abuh?� questioned Dom and Sara simultaneously.

�Oh nevermind.�

"Evil" said Amanda out of no where and Queen Lescia appears in the room.

"Huh what the??? How am I here when two seconds ago I was watching Gemma and Adri.....Oh never mind!" babbled lesh to an astonished Sara and dom.

"Take her to the dungeon!!" said Mike and two guards grabbed lesh by the arms.

"Oh shit!" said lesh as they picked her up and carried her out.

"Kick em in the nuts lesh! The nuts!!!" cried Sara as she tryed to run after the two men that took her sister away but instead of opening the door she ran right into it. "Ouch damn it!" said Sara and she rubbed her head.

"I know what our quest is I know what our quest is!!" said dom as he jumped up and down. "We gotta save the queen!!" "Umm yea how bout NO!" said sara and she walked out of the castle followed by dom

�Who the hell was that lady? she looked like lescia..... Oh no, please god no!!!!!!! Good thing shes gone.... Do you think she saw anything??????�

�Probab-�

Chris walks towards them. �You called???�

�Go away!� Yelled Adrian.

Why does Chris come when ever we say god? Because he thinks he�s god. Theres the key word, thinks, he thinks he�s god. Sara I just said that. Oh but you didn�t Gemma. What the hell? Anyways, continuing.....

Chris walks away. �Im so unloved....�

�Yes we know that.� Said Adrian evilly.

�I have to go.� said Gemma.

�Bye.� said Adrian.

Gemma walks away. Possibly towards unknownkingdom castle. Yea thats right, maybe she can some how talk some sense into Mike. Not about Lescia, about the war. She doesnt know about Lescia, yet....

�Why did you bring lescia here?� asked Sara as she walked back into the castle.

�I plan on using her to get Gemma, why else?� answered mike.

�Oh, ok, bye.� said Sara as she walked away again.

A small scream is heard. �Someone help me! Hey dont touch the flab! Some one help me!!!!!�

�Bye bye lesh!� yelled Sara.

�Stop touching my flab. Yes I know it jiggles. Can you get me a stool, I dont want to sit on the floor.� said lesh.

�Sit over there� said a guard pointing to a corner.

�But theres poo in that corner...�

�Sit!� said the guard, pointing with a knife this time.

�Seriously would you sit in shit wearing a new dress?�

�Actually I just got a new dress and I would because its fun.�

�I think your dress didn�t cost as much as mine did.... mine cost a hundred dollars.�

�So?�

�I think you have personal problems.�

�Yep!�

�Really? Why don�t you tell me? Come on, we are both going to be here for a while, at least until Gemma comes....�

�Gemma? Whose Gemma?�

�My sister, I think mike likes her.�

�Oh, yeah, we all know that. MY WIFE IS LEAVING ME!!!� sobbed the guard at last.

�Aww poor you, you know I wonder why? You wear dresses, what woman wouldn�t like a man wearing dresses?�

�I dont know, not my wife, maybe if I stop wearing dresses she�ll stay....�

�Its possible�

*Sigh........* �I�m so bored.... No Jeryn to throw stuff at..... No Gemma to annoy....... No evil Aaron.... God damn it!� CC complained as she sat drinking java milk in her living room.

�Heeeeyy....I�m still here...� Said Orlando from the corner of the room.

�Meh.�

�Did somebody say my name?� Asked Chris, the minister. God, he�s annoying.

�Heys!� Cried CC joyfully.

�Nobody loves me.... Gemma and that assassin sent me away...� Chris said sadly.

Then she got up and stared out of the window. "Hey Look!! It�s Aaron and his army of drunken soldiers! Now I don�t have to be bored, yays! O..... Wait.... He wants to kill me. That bastard!! Oks Chris, we're gonna have to do something another time, I gotta fight him and his army. Bye".

"Ok...bye..." said Chris sadly.

�Aaroooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!� Screamed CC.

�What!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?� Aaron yelled back.

�Hi!� said CC as she waved to Aaron.

Aaron turned to his odd army and prepared to give a speech, �Today, we are going to fight. We are gonna fight for our freedom!�

�But ain�t we fighten because you called her a slut?� asked one of the Hillbillies.

�Uh....How bout you shuddap,� said Aaron, �We are going to take back what is ours!!�

�But ain�t Cheeseland older than Llamaworld? I mean, wasn�t Llamaworld a part of Cheeseland, like didn�t the Cheeselands Royal family create Llamaworld and gave it to the Royal family of Llamaworld?� questioned another soldier.

�Oks, stop interrupting!� yelled Aaron.

�Maybe we should go attack them now sir,� suggested another Soldier.

�Uh..oks...� said Aaron, �Charge!!!�

Suddenly out of nowhere, Gemma walked up to Aaron. �Oh hey Gemma, theres a war going so I can�t talk right now,� said Aaron.

Gemma smiles and takes out her sword and stabs Aaron. Gemma walks away. Where the hell did she come from anyways? Oh yea, nowhere. Sara walked over to Aaron (What?) and says, �Hey, Aaron can�t die. Itchkabbibles!� Aaron sits up.

�Hey I didn�t know I could raise the dead, cool!� exclaimed Sara.

CC walks over, �Does this mean I won?�

�Yea, I guess so,� said Sara. CC started to do a happy dance and singing.

�I saw a tunnel and a light, and I was going there cause I saw a llama, but then someone said no its not my time. Damn, I wanted that llama,� said Aaron sadly, �Why did Gemma stab me?�

�I dunno,� shrugged Sara.

�NO!� For the millionth time I will NOT marry you!� Screamed Gemma at King Mike.

�Please?! If you don�t I will kill Queen Lescia!� Said Mike, trying to sound threatening.

�Can�t we just be friends?�

�No, I will not settle for anything less than marriage.�

�But I wanna marry Adrian!........oops did I say that out loud?.....�

�I�m gonna kill Adrian!�

�Uh, um� NO!�

�Well I guess Queen Lescia is gonna have to die.� Said Mike with a sad sigh at the end, then he snapped his fingers and Bob immediately arrived.

�Yessum?� Questioned Bob.

�Prepare an execution for Queen Lescia in about� two days time.� Ordered Mike (why�s it always two days??).

�Yes sir!� Said Bob and he saluted King Mike and marched off.

�You know, you�re such a jerk!!!� Yelled Gemma as she stomped off.

�But I love you��� Said Mike quietly.

Princess Sara and the Knight Dominic walked around looking for the gay guy Voldemort. �We�re almost there Sara,� said Dominic as they reached a shack in a forest. The shack in the forest was pink outside. �Uh...Is this it?� asked Sara.

�Yea, scary huh?�

�Very.� The two walked up cautiously and Dom knocked on the door. The door opened with a creak and the two walked in, Sara behind Dom. Inside was dark and there was a long hallway. �Oh Sara I�m scared,� said Dom.

�It�ll be ok Dom,� said Sara reassuringly.

Seeing a door half open, they slowly open it to hear, �WHY HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!�

�AHHHHH!!!!!� screamed Dom and he jumped into Sara�s arms.

�Uh hello...� said Sara a little uneasy.

�Please sit!!� said Voldemort happily.

The two sit down slowly on the pink, fluffy pillows on the heart patterened shape floor. �Now as you know, I�m gonna destroy Cheeseland if you don�t do my quest. Now don�t be afraid, I�m not dangerous, I�m just needy,� explained Voldemort.

�....Right....� said Sara.

�Now all you gotta get me are three items. One, a rare Cheese balloon. Two, a moonshine llama. Three, the very rare, the very sexy, mystery box. You can find these items in the hands of the royal family of each kingdom,� stated Voldemort as he started to put on hot pink lipstick.

�Thats it? Thats all you want?� asked Sara. �Yea...well...maybe a bit of your friend too,� said Voldemort sensually, he kissed the air and winked at Dom. Dom�s face went white. �Come on Sara, lets go on the quest now,� Dom said as he ushered Sara out of the shack quickly. Do you think he was uncomfortable?

**Unknownkingdom�s royal jail cell**

�Oh I wish I was an oscar myer weiner, that is what I truly like to be, cause if I was an oscar myer weiner, KING MIKE WOULDN�T BEHEAD ME!!!!� sang the entrapped Queen Lescia very loudly.

�Can you please shuddap?� asked David. What the!?!

�Huh? Didn�t CC kill you?� asked Lescia.

�Yea, well, she did, and then some weird evil lady brought me back to life,� answered David.

�Oh...What are you doing here anyways?�

�I�m your executioner,� said David smugly.

�Ah...Well how bout you don�t kill me?�

�Sorry, can�t do that.�

�Why not?!?�

�Because I�m a scumbag...Hey...you damn writers!!! Why do you hate me so much!?!?!� questioned David. Because you ARE a scumbag, and we don�t like you. �But I haven�t done anything to you!!!� whined David. Ahum!? �...Quiet you...� said David as he sulked away.

�Oh my evil plan is working...MUAHAHA!!!� cackled Queen Amanda evily, �Soon they will all pay!!!�

�Uh...Amanda..?� asked Gemma from the doorway.

�AH! Didn�t you see the �don�t come in without knocking� sign Drow?!?� yelled Amanda.

�Drow?�

�You are an evil elf!!!�

�Uh....right...sure....I�m not an elf...at least I don�t think I am.....� said Gemma looking confused.

�Oh fair maiden Gemma!� called Mike.

�Oh shit...� mumbled Gemma as she walked away.

�Yay!! We�re in Llama World!!!� exclaimed King Aaron happily.

�Uh don�t you mean Unknownkingdom?� asked Ivory.

�Oh yea.�

�And Aaron, we�re not ok?� said Jes...I mean Queen CC.

�Ah nuts...�

The..wait how many are there? Oks there is CC, Aaron, Ivory, Trish, and the two armies (who had no idea they were going into war again, poor buggers)...oh wait there�s more!! Jerica (remember, the devil worshiper?), Chris, Danielle, Saber, Adrian (wait a tic...wasn�t he at Unknownkingdom?), Aaron Grieson...(who? oh just forget him)...yea thats it I think.....

.....

Anyways, like I was saying, the group of about 4009 marched up to Unknownkingdom, not knowing that they were going to war and all the crap that is going on there and all the crap that YOU don�t know either!!! Hahahaha!!! NO CC!!! .... sorry Gemma... *sad face*

�Ok I got the llama!� Says Sara as she does a little dance.

�Really?!?! Ok just the balloon and the box.� said Dom.

�Yeah but how are we gonna get those? CC�s in Unknownkingdom and Unknownkindom doesnt want to do anything for us unless we give them Gemma.�

�So? Your point is? Cheeseland is going to be destroyed if we don�t do something!!!� exclaimed Dom.

�Yea well meh� I would kill for a java milk right now� said Sara with a look of hope on her face.

�Wait a tic.. I know magic! ITCHKABIBBLES!� continued Sara and two java milks appeared out of nowhere.

�And what are we going to do with these?�

�Are you blonde? We are going to drink them!!� said Sara and she started drinking her java milk.

� Maybe we should just go to Cheeseland and wait for cc to get back then we can ask her for the cheese balloon�

�ya.. lets do that I guess� hmm� I wonder whats gonna happen to Lesh when we don�t give Mike Gemma�� said Sara as she started walking in the direction of cheeseland.

�Meh some one else will save her. Now To Cheeseland!!� said Dom and he to started walking in the direction of Cheeseland.

Umm ya Gemma told me to write and I have no clue what to do so I am just gonna make fun of myself!

��.magic show� we need to go to the magic show�� mumbled Lesh as she rolled over in the dirty dungon. All of the sudden a rock was chucked at lesh and it hit her in the head.

�Ouch��� moaned Lesh as she sat up.

�Hut the what the�Ryan�is that you�???� questioned Lesh as she looked into the corner.

�um ya lesh, u were sleeping in shit, I just thought I would let you know!�

�EWWW!!!!� screamed lesh and she sat up. �I knew I would end up doing that!�

�Ya� so anyways� why am I here?�

�Beats me, my guess is that you are being written into the story! So just sit back relax and watch the writers make an ass of you! Its actually quite funny. Like one day when they were writing the first llamaworld story, you know the night that I fart at the dinner party that we have and everyone was like staring at me and was really scared well I was laying on sara�s couch and CC read out what she had wrote and I was laughing my head off cause what she wrote about me made me sound like a ditzy stupid brunette that likes to fart, it was really funny!� said lesh and she finally took a breath.

�uhh really�. Umm ya� im a bit SCARED now��

�Yeah well everyone gets a little scared now and then when they talk to me.. or rather whenever someone talks to me they are scared but meh! So ya what do you do now? We need 2 let every1 know so that you don�t seem like a pointless character!�

�Umm ya I donno� hey its Saber and Danielle!� said ryan as saber and Danielle entered the jail sell thingy.

�LESH, LESH! What are you doing sitting in that shit???� questioned saber as she looked at lesh.

�Eww lesh there is shit in ur hair�hey ryan! You wanna come to the bar with me and saber so that you can get away from lesh?� asked Danielle.

�SURE!!� said ryan and he ran out of the room and saber and Danielle followed after her.

�Hehe, yay I can go back to sleep now and dream about�.things, if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge!wait�who am I talking to?� said Lesh to the pile of shit on the floor.

�Hey writers.. maybe you should go make fun of someone else now? Ok? Enough about me!� said lesh and she fell back asleep.

Wait� Lesh� your such a ditz, Saber and Danielle cant be in the jail they are with Aaron and CC.. Shh� you don�t need to know that� don�t shh me! Shut up Sara shut up Lesh! Anyway ya forget it saber and Danielle are with the big group now! And Aaron G is one of Aarons drunken soldiers, and Aaron had decided to poof Ivory there too.

And in case you're wondering Adrian decided to leave Unknownkingdom for a bit, when he came accross Aaron and CC and the army, so thats why he's there.

"Oh my gosh look! It's Unkownkingdom.....wow.....its so pretty and big....." Said Aaron stupidly.

"Hey Aaron why don't you just like poof Lesh here?" Asked CC.

"Poof!....... It didn't work, stupid Amanda!"

"Amanda?"

�Why her?� groaned Adrian.

�You know her?� asked Ivory.

�Sadly,� stated Adrian.

�Do you know what�s happening in Unknownkingdom?� asked Aaron.

�No, Amanda�s just Queen, stupid Rednecks.�

�Amanda�s Queen? How did that happen? I thought me being Queen was a mistake but her? I feel sorry for that country man,� said CC.

�Because King Mike hasn�t married yet, his sister gets to be Queen,� explained Adrian to the others.

�Ewww he married his sister?� asked Danielle.

�Ewww....� ewwed Ivory.

�Wait a tic...Isn�t it customary that when you haven�t married, that your next of kin takes the throne until you are married?� asked CC.

�I�m confused!� whined Aaron.

�Same,� agreed Saber.

�Yes it is, she�s probably trying take over the throne, stupid Redneck,� answered Adrian.

�Wait...Mike...Gemma...Oh no!!!� exclaimed CC.

�Abuh?� said Aaron.

�....Oh God!� groaned Adrian.

�We have to go stop Amanda!� said Danielle.

�Poor Gemma,� said Ivory, �And aren�t you supposed to be drunk?�

�I�m kinda off my drunkness...�

�Alright, to Gemma!� ordered CC.

�Whats going on?� asked Saber.

�I�m sooo confused!� whined Aaron.

Everyone continued walking to Unknownkingdom, except for Saber and Aaron (Oh yea we forgot about Aaron G, oh well he didn�t say anything ok?) who were very confused at the moment. Then they ran to go catch up.

Gemma sat somewhere in the castle. Then she realized something. �Amanda is going to try and kill me,� states Gemma out loud to no one. But right at that second Amanda walked in. �I�m...not...going...to kill you...YET...� stammered Amanda. She stands there for a second, and then runs away.

�Oh shit oh shit oh shit,� whispered Gemma, and then she started hyperventalating.

Mike, who somehow knows that Gemma is in turmoil, runs into the room. �My fair, sweet Gemma!!!� exclaims Mike and he hugs her (much to the disgust of Gemma), �It�ll be alright my dear, it�ll be alright!� Gemma was leaning away, and she fell out of her chair, bringing Mike down on top of her. �My are we frisky today,� purred Mike.

�Get off me!!� yelled Gemma.

�Right, right,� said Mike as he climbed off Gemma, �Wait until we�re married.�

Gemma rolls her eyes, �I�m NOT going to marry you.�

�In time you�ll love me, in time.�

�Um...no.�

Gemma walks away. Wait..she gets up and walks away. Gemma walks down to the dungeons to visit Lesh. �Hey, I�m sorry but I can�t marry Mike so you�re going to have to die,� said Gemma to Lesh.

�What?!?� exclaimed Lesh, �But you owe me for the whale!!�

�...Bitch...� said Gemma and sulked away, �I�ll do it,� she called back after her.

Walking back to the same room where she just came from (Mike was still there), �Fine fine fine, I�ll marry you, but you can�t kill Lescia.�

�Oh joy!! Its a deal!!! Yay you love me!!!!!� exclaimed Mike who ran out of the room leaving a teary eyed Gemma.

Sara and Dom run up to CC. �Can we have the Cheese balloon?� asked Dom.

�Why sure...wait a tic...MY CHEESE BALLOON!! ... NEVER!!!!!!!� exclaimed CC.

�But we need it or Cheeseland will be destoryed!� said Sara.

�Well in that case sure,� says CC, who hands over the Cheese balloon. Why does she have it with her? I dunno Gemma, she just does. OK?..............................Enough dots. Ok. Sara and Dom take the Cheese Balloon, and since they have to go to Unknownkingdom they walk with the rest of the group.

Why did we just have a flasback? So people would understand something we did not explain in the first one. Oh. Ok I get it now.

King Mike was meeting with the regent. See, the flashback had a purpose. �So, when can I marry Gemma?� asked Mike.

�How about today?� asked Lord Mac.

�Splendid!� squeeled Mike.

Gemma sat in the corner scowling. �Gemma honey would you like some tea?� asked Mike.

�Bastards...� mumbled Gemma still scowling.

�Oh lighten up Gem, you�re gettin married!� said Amanda as her voice hinted lots of sarcasm.

�Oh shut up!� yelled Gemma.

Lescia waltsed up stairs happily. �I�m free!! No more shit!!!� she squeeled, �Well I�m going home now, have Gemma!!� Lescia left.

�...Bitch...� mumbled Gemma.

Just as the group walked into Unknownkingdom, Lescia walked into the group. Ouch. Someone fell on their butt. It was Lescia. �Hey guys we can go home I�m free!� exclaimed Lescia.

�Ok!� said Saber cheerfully who had dived on Lescia.

�Hey whaddabout Gemma?� asked Jerica.

�Yea, where is she?� asked Aaron G.

�Oh shes getting married to King Mike unwillingly,� said Lescia with a big a ditzy smile.

�What?� asked Adrian.

�Oh no!! Come on Adrian we have to go stop this wedding!� exclaimed CC as she and Adrian ran off into the sunset I mean Unknownkingdom.

�So what are we going to do know?� asked Aaron.

�Lets go home, we have eachother now, just you me and Saber,� said Lescia as they had a big group hug.

�Oh yea Jerica sweety, I have to go minister a wedding, I�ll be home a little late,� said Chris as he went into Unknownkingdom.

�Oh yea and me and Dom have to go save the world,� said Sara.

�Ok bye everyone!� said Danielle.

�So what do you guys wanna do?� asked Ivory.

�Lets go watch the wedding,� said Aaron G.

�Ok lets go, hey you guys can come to,� said Jerica talking to the hillbilly army.

�Thanks ya�ll, we�ll enjoy ourselves mighty fine,� said one of the hillbillies.

�Heys wheres that mighty fine Knight Orlando?� questioned another.

�Oh hes there already. He said he wanted ta watch da wedding.�

So the BIG group of people went to go watch Gemma�s wedding, while the Queen, King of Llama World and Saber, went back to Llama World.

�Well we are outside of Unknownkingdom�s chapel, lets go in and you can declare your love for Gemma!� said CC.

�...Right...� said Adrian.

�Ok listen, you love her don�t you?�

�I guess.�

�Do you wanna hold her?�

�I guess.�

�Do you wanna please her?�

�Define please.�

�DO YOU WANNA PLEASE HER?!?� questioned CC loudly.

�I guess!�

�Then you gottsta gottsta show a little tenderness!!!!� sang CC loudly. Adrian smacked CC on the head with the hilt of his sword. �Ow...� she moaned and then almost fell over when none other than the hot knight Orlando grabbed her.

Adrian rolls his eyes and walks into the chapel. �Oh my hero,� swoons CC. Anyways, just at that moment everyone else showed up and walks into the chapel. Adrian was unsure of what to do. He goes into Gemma�s dressing room (she seriously hopes she is wearing her dress, oh sure you are Gemma...ow....stop doing that).

�Adrian?� asked Gemma as she points at Adrian.

�Yea?� asked Adrian.

�GOD YOU�RE DUMM!!� yelled CC from somewhere.

�Where�s CC?� asked Adrian looking around.

�CC�s here,� answered Gemma pointing beside her. Adrian let out a startled yell of surprise. �Hi,� she says and waves.

�You can�t marry Mike,� stated Adrian.

�Why not?� questioned Gemma, you know I thought you would have agreed but no you have to sit there eating your salt and vinegar chips...ow...sorry..

�Because you can�t.�

�Um ok, why?�

�Because I�ll kill you if you do.�

�What!?!� asked Gemma in surprise.

�You heard me.�

�Um I don�t think you�ll kill me.�

�Are you so sure about that?�

�Yea.�

�Well if you want to marry him be my guest,� said Adrian as he turned to leave.

�Gemma you aren�t in love with King Mike are you?� asked CC dummly.

�No, but I don�t have a choice, I�d actually prefer death to this,� stated Gemma sadly.

�So don�t marry him,� said CC.

Adrian started to leave. �Don�t leave,� said Gemma.

�This sounds so familliar to me,� said CC thinking of someone from another story.

�CC go away,� ordered Gemma.

�Ok!� said CC cheerily, �I�ll be in the chapel.�

�So are you marrying the bastard?� asked Adrian.

�I�d love to leave, but one, Amanda�s going to kill me, and two, Sara and Dom need the mystery box and I need to keep Mike distracted,� stated Gemma.

�Do you ever do anything for yourself?�

�No.�

�I see.� Adrian left the dressing room, leaving Gemma confused. �What just happened?� she asked herself. Well Mike just walked in. Great timing Mike. �Its bad luck to see the bride before you get married!� Gemma warned.

�Oh I�ll take my chances,� he purred.

*In the Chapel...hey...we were already there...Ok in the back room of the chapel*

Queen Amanda sat in a chair laughing evilly at nothing.

�MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!� she laughed. Just then Sara and Dom walked in. �Is this a bad time?� asked Dom dummly.

Amanda looked over and screamed in surprise. �Right...anyways we were wondering if we could have that box thing,� asked Sara.

�What? NO! Never!!!!� yelled Amanda and she started to use magic on Sara, and of course Sara started using her magic. It was a big magic fight thing. Dom got scared and ran off. The two had an intense battle. They were both strong. Who was going to win? Well find out....

........................................

..................

......................right now! Dom ran back into the room and said happily, �Sara I found the box!� Allthough Dom ran over Amanda. Clumsy Dom. Sadly when Dom ran over Amanda he tripped and the box flew out of his arms and landed on the ground which caused it to open. Inside was the ring. A wedding ring. �Oh Dom I�m so happy!� said Sara happily (well duh).

�Huh?� asked Dom as Sara hugged him. Not noticing Amanda, she made an exit. Sara and Dom left kissing, making (out) their way to Voldemort�s shack.

Meanwhile, Gemma and Mike were in the dressing room still. Mike was making a move on Gemma. Tsk tsk, naughty naughty Mike.

�Hi sweetie.� Said Mike pulling away the curtains that were separating their rooms. �I heard that conversation between you and Adrian... So first things first. 1... Adrian is going to die. 2... Sara and Dom aren�t getting the mystery box beause I have already warned Amanda And 3... We�re going on our honeymoon right after the wedding, so we can......yes.....�

�Uh I don�t think your going to kill Adrian. And Sara already has the box and she�s gone, so HA! And now...I�m leaving. Bye bye.� Said Gemma as she ran from the room.

�You won�t get far!! Amanda will kill you first! HAHA. No wait...You can�t die! My precious, come back!!� Screamed Mike.

Gemma had just ran out of the chapel when a hand grabbed her and dragged her into a bush (its outside the chapel CC!)

�Adrian!� Gemma screamed with joy.

�Not so loud, Amanda will be coming soon.� Said Adrian

�My hero...� Said Gemma sighing.

�Yeah... I like how the wedding dress looks on you, it looks....um nice...�

�......� Then Gemma gives him a kiss.�

�Hey let�s get this wedding started, I want food!� Yells CC from the farthest pew at the back.

�Shut up!� Yelled some unknown person.

�Hey why do you get to sit near the front and I�m stuck back here! I�m a queen and I�m one of Gemma�s best friends man!�

�I can�t believe you don�t shut up!� Said that...guy... in a pakistani voice.

�Hey is that gemma?� Yelled CC looking out the window. �Oh....um.. wait it�s just a piece of cheese...CHEESE!� Then she ran out of the chapel and tried grabbing the �cheese.�

�Heey what the hell!� Said Gemma from the bush.

�Oh sorry I thought your hair was cheese.�

�Shhhhh we�re hiding!�

�Hey Adrian�s there too! Oh... You two were alone... Would you like me to leave so you can have some �alone time�?�

�Oh for God�s sake.� Said Adrian. �I mean, Ah DAMNIT!�

�Yes?� Said Chris the priest in a cheerful voice, as he just appeared out of nowhere.

�Ok everyone leave its kinda getting too obvious that we�re hiding here, with you two talking to a bush!�

�Fine.... No one loves me... Where�s Jerica?� Said Chris in a sad voice as he walked away.

�Chris!!� Yelled CC running after him.

�Oh damnit, you just HAD to poof us to the pink shack, didn�t you?� Said Dom complaining.

�Yeah Voldemorts the one who wants the stupid mystery box idiot. Plus, Amanda wouldn�t find us here.� Said Sara.

�Oh my gosh, like wow, you got the mystery box!� Yelled Voldemort running out of his pink shack. �Huggles!� Then he gave both Sara and Dom a big hug.

�Ewwww I was hugged by a gay guy!� Yelled Dom.

�Come inside, come come!� Said voldemort happily as he dragged them inside and pushed them onto the big pink pillows. �Gimme the box!� He said as he pulled it out of Sara�s hands.

�I want the box!� Yelled Sara.

�No it�s my box!�

�Gimme!� Said Sara as she grabbed it back. �I wanna get married!�

*Shriek* �I want my box!� He yelled as Sara ran out of shack, dragging Dom with her.

�ITCHKABIBBLES!� Yelled Sara. Then her and Dom suddenly appeared in Llamaworld�s pub. �He�ll never find us here.�

�I hope so, but just in case...� Said Dom, then he gave Sara a kiss, and she giggled.

�Oh my gosh! Sara! Dom!� Shrieked Saber, drunk.

�Ahh it�s you!� Yelled Dom.

�Oooo guess what?? Lescia and Aaron are in a fight!�

�That�s a good thing? What happened?� Asked Sara.

�Well first Aaron wanted to buy more llama figurines to add to his collection, but Lescia said he had enough llama figurines already, then it just went on from there and now they�re mad at each other.� Saber said really fast.

�Oh.�

All that was heard next was a loud �Fluffy!� said in a gay voice. �Guess what? I�m back!!� Said Voldemort as he appeared out of nowhere.

�Your magic word is fluffy??� Said Saber as she started rolling on the floor in a fit of giggles.

�I wouldn�t annoy him right now if I were you Saber!� Yelled Sara.

�Fluffy!� Yelled Voldemort Saber was replaced by a jug of Javamilk.

�What did you do with her?�

�That IS her!!�

�ITCHKABIBBLES!� Said Sara as she again transported Dom and herself somewhere.

�Where are we?� Asked Dom.

�You know I don�t know.. I just kinda transported us somewhere, I don�t know where though...�

�Hey I think we�re still in Llamaworld, I can sorta see the castle, but we�re on top of a cliff.�

�That can�t be good.�

�Fluffy!!� Yelled Voldemort as he appeared yet again

�Oh shit! How do you keep finding us?� Yelled Sara.

�Yeah like I�m going to tell you! Like, Hellooo!�

�Yeah...�

�I have something to say to you Sara.� Said Voldemort with a sigh. �I don�t think I�m gay... I love you!�

�Ummm....NO!�

Just then Dom came running out of nowhere and was about to hit Voldemort, but he tripped over a rock. �Why the hell do I always fall?�

Sara then walked towards the edge of the cliff and looked down. �Wow that�s far!�

�Don�t fall!�

�Hey look Voldemort, a distraction!� Said Sara pointing at her feet.

�Oooh where?!� Said Voldemort running over towards her.

�There!!� Said Sara as she ran behind Voldemort and shoved him off the cliff.

�I�ll get you for this!!� Yelled Voldemort as his voice started fading away while he was falling down the cliff. * Somewhere In Llama World *

Two men are sitting on a rock in a llama field near the castle. One was saying �Christ� alot. A short little man walks up to one of the men and says, �You have a girlfriend.� And then he walks away. Dale Wilson raised one eyebrow and said, �No not in front of Dylan!!� A little boy ran around screaming �Dale�s got a girlfriend!�

�You have a girlfriend?� asked Dan Allen.

�Not in front of Dylan,� said Dale again.

Dale is the new protector of Queen Lescia since Gemma quit. Dan, well, he killed...the old king and queen. Kinda ironic that Dale and Dan are talking right now. Stupid irony. Oh and yes, Dale has a girlfriend (�Not in front of Dylon!�). Now about Dale�s girlfriend...you�ll have to wait and find out now won�t you?? Don�t cry, you�ll know soon, we promise.

Adrian and Gemma were still outside in the bush. Gemma suddenly looked guilty. Then CC pops out of nowhere. �Hey Gemma, don�t you have to tell Adrian something?� she asked Gemma, elbowing her in the ribs.

�Shut up CC,� said Gemma through gritted teeth.

�What do you need to tell me?� questioned Adrian.

�I..um...uh..don�t....wanna...be...with you anymore...� mumbled Gemma.

�What?�

�I have a boyfriend.�

�What?�

�His name�s Dale.� See told ya you�d find out soon.

�WHAT?� asked Adrian again.

�His name�s Dale,� answered Gemma.

�He�s dead,� stated Adrian.

�Lay one hand on him and I�ll make sure you�ll be dead,� said Gemma in a calm voice.

Adrian gets up and leaves. �Get back here!� ordered Gemma.

�Uh...no,� said Adrian and continued to leave.

Gemma runs after him yelling, �Don�t you dare!�

Just then King Mike runs out of the chapel yelling, �GEMMA I LOVE YOU!!!!�

So now Adrian was going to kill Dale, Gemma chasing after Adrian and King Mike was chasing after Gemma. �I�m so lonely,� said CC from the bush. She chases after King Mike screaming and flailing her arms, �You weren�t my husband but I love him and ironically he was King and his name was Mike!�

At the Llama World castle (why didn�t you say that in the first place? ... quiet you!), Lescia was introducing Aaron to Dale. �This is our new protector,� said Lesh.

Suddenly Aaron started beating on Dale. What? That was weird. Then suddenly, Adrian, Gemma, Mike, and CC came running into the castle. Adrian stops and looks at Aaron who was punching Dale. �My job seems to be taken,� said Adrian. Gemma runs over and whacks Aaron. �Owie!� yelled Aaron. Gemma helped Dale up (awww! CC stop it, I�m sorry Gemma). King Mike said sadly, �But I love you and now you are with how many men? 3??�

�3?� questioned Lesh.

�Yea, Adrian, Dale and Aaron,� said Mike.

�What?� said Aaron Grierson who just walked in.

�Not you, the other one.�

�Oh, ok,� and he walks away.

�What? No you have it all wrong, its 2 guys, Adrian and Dale, and you don�t count cause you�re insane,� stated CC knowledgably.

�CC go away,� said Mike.

CC started walking away. �CC stay!� ordered Gemma.

CC stopped. �Go!�

�Stay!�

�GO!!!!!�

�SSTTTTAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!� CC sat down on the ground.

�I�m confused,� stated CC.

�Im the princess here, I have more power in llama world then you do! so Cherlyn stays!�

So now Gemma and Dale are dating (when did all this happen? oh, Hallowe�en, I gotcha), Lescia was surprised that Aaron had started attacking Dale, Aaron wanted to attack Dale, Mike wanted to marry Gemma, Adrian wanted to kill Dale, CC was confused, Saber was dancing insanely, even though she is a bottle, cause its her birthday, Ivory was brushing her hair like usual and Jerica was with Chris. Now what is Sara and Dom doing? Find out...... Right now!

In the middle of no where, Sara and Dom were planning a wedding. �So we gotta have it in about....5 days time, and we�ll each invite our famlies and friends and lets have it in Llama World and I want a white dress and lots of flowers, is that ok?� said Sara really fast.

Dom, not hearing her very well, nodded his head.

�Hey, we should go back to llamaworld!� Said Sara.

�Okie dokie.� Said Dom.

�Itchkabibbles!� Then they both appeared in the castle, standing in front of everyone.

�I�m sitting on a floor.� Said CC from the floor. Then Gemma screamed and ran for cover.

�Hey guess what?� Said Sara. �We�re getting married!�

�Again??� Asked CC.

�Can�t you just be happy for me?�

�Hugs!� Yelled CC as she ran and gave them a hug.

�Hey what happened with that Voldemort guy?� Asked Lesh.

�I pushed him off a cliff.� Answered Sara.

�Yay he�s dead! Cheeseland is saved!� Yelled CC. Then there was much rejoicing.

�So when you fart in a jar and put a lid on it, thats how you can conserve energy,� explained CC to Voldemort who had both had few too many javamilks.

�Really? I have to try that,� pondered Voldemort outloud. Meanwhile back at the ranch. Ranch? What ranch? Its a phrase ok? Alrighty....

Meanwhile back at...ok meanwhile at the table at the back of the pub, sat everyone except for Amanda and Voldemort (who was being distracted by CC). �So, ok...Let me get this straight, you want to marry Gemma, and you like her, but she is dating Dale...?� questioned Dom.

�Yes,� answered King Mike.

�But then why are you two still fighting for her? You don�t have a chance!� questioned Dom. Poor Dom looked confused. �There there Dom,� reassured Sara, patting him on the back.

�Ok, so why don�t you like fluffy pink pillows?� asked Lescia.

�Gee...I wonder, I�M A GUY!� yelled Aaron.

�I�m a guy and I like fluffy pink pillows,� said Voldemort from the bar.

�Ya but you�re gay!!�

�I�m not gay and I like fluffy pink pillows,� said Jerica.

�Ya but you�re a girl!�

Suddenly all went silent in the bar and Jeryn walked in. The all wonderous Jeryn. �MISS JERYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!� yelled CC who dove for her.

�MASTER!!!� yelled Saber who dove for her. Saber and CC collided and fell on their asses. �Right...� Jeryn said and walked over to Voldemort.

�Yes?� he asked cheerily.

�I don�t like you,� she stated. Voldemort started crying. �Aww poor Voldemort!!!� said CC who went to comfort Voldemort, giving Jeryn and evil look. Jeryn, with Saber clinging to her walked over to the table of everyone else.

�What seems to be the problem?� she asked.

Everyone explained to Jeryn what happened in 15 minutes. �I see, its hard to figure all this out, but I believe I have a solution,� answered Jeryn, �King Mike, you�re a king, and you can have any woman you want, and if thats not true you can pay for a woman. Adrian you�re nuts, you can�t commit and yea... Lescia, you can have some fluffy pink pillows, but don�t take away Aaron�s masculinaty. Aaron, stop whining. Jerica and Chris, so cute together! Dale and Gemma, awwwwww!!! Sara and Dom, I WILL be a brides maid. Ivory....Stop brushing your hair. Orlando, same with you. CC, the father of your baby is not Orlando, but your late husband, but since Orlando is so freakin hot so he�s yours. Saber, get off of me. Danielle and Garrett, be more affectionate. Aaron G stop admiring Gemma. Get over it. Voldemort, YOU ARE GAY, so you can�t love Sara, how about you go out with Harry or something? Oh and CC, Snape said hi. And as for me, I�m lonely.�

Frodo walks into the pub. �There, thats better,� said Jeryn as she walks to Frodo.

�Jeryn my love,� said Frodo. �I haven�t seen you since went on that quest, that long, long time ago, to destroy the one ring...�

�Oh yeah, I own the one ring!� Said Sara. �It�s my engagement ring.�

�It lives! It must be destroyed! ...Sauron will get me... Ah! Black riders! Get away! Sam save me!�

�Sam is long gone Frodo.� Explained Jeryn. �He is currently living in Monkeyanada, with his 13 children.�

�Ah yes... That�s right. Let us leave my love.� Then Jeryn flew Frodo and herself back to her cave.

�Awwwwwww how cute!� Said CC. �So anyway... Voldemort can you please not kill anybody or destroy anything man?�

�sigh..... Ok. Just for you Sara.� aid Voldemort.

�I�m not Sara!!� Exclaimed CC.

�Oh my gosh, you�re so dumb..... I have an idea!! In exchange for me not killing any of you.. How about You GIVE me the land of fluffy pink pillows?�

�That sounds like a fair exchange!� Said Aaron.

�NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not the pillows!!� Screamed Lesh while being held back by the arms.

�Oh my god, I�m im in labour!!� exclaimed CC.

Orlando stands up, �OH MY GOD!!!!!!! A tangle!!!! I mean you�re having your baby?�

�No, in seven months!!!�

�Oh... Ok.�

All were sitting in the pub. CC calmly says, �Remember seven months ago today, how Voldemort was here and stuff?�

�I�m still here, and that doesn�t make sense,� said Voldemort.

�Oh wait yes it does, and remember how me and Dom got married five months ago,� said Sara. Stop changing your mind. I don�t want to. Ok. �And how I got married to Dale,� said Gemma.

�And how me and Harry got married,� said Voldemort.

�And how me and Jeryn got married,� said Frodo who just walked into the pub.

�And how I�m pregnant now,� said Sara.

�And me too!� said Gemma.

�.....Anyways, I�m having my baby....� said CC. Everyone stares blankly. CC looks around.

�Right now,� said CC.

�Ohhh...� everyone said stupidly.

Amanda runs in and yells, �I�M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!!!�

�Itchkabbibles,� says Sara lazily.

�Oh shit I�m dead,� says Amanda in a British accent. Amanda died. Oh well.

So CC is having a baby...Right now. Gemma and Dale are married, and so are Sara and Dom. They are both pregnant. Aaron and Lescia are still married, but separated (what?). Danielle and Garrett are married. Who the hell is Garrett? Garrett is Danielle�s husband, IDIOT! Adrian went missing again. King Mike is very happy with his many whores. Amanda�s dead. Ivory�s with David again. Yes I know CC killed him but lets not go into the details. Jerica and Chris got married and are very happy. Aaron G is still admiring Gemma (*sigh*, Gemma I know this is hard for you thats why me, Sara and Lescia have a plan to chase after people with axes, I know that doesn�t help really but its fun). Voldemort and Harry are very happy and gay, living at Hogwarts. Ron is very lonely...for now... Frodo and Jeryn are currently conceiving a baby...Ssh...they don�t know we know...The fellowship...Wait wrong story. Snape and Cordelia are very happy...Wait wrong story again. Ok, Saber is still alone, until she meets Bob, but thats in the next story. But it probably won�t happen becaues we�re dumb and forget every idea we have and then we�ll make her go out with someone else... Oh yea and Leigh Anna is alone.

Wait...there�s another one? Shit. Oh my god the horror!!!!! Won�t someone please think of the children. No Gemma I will not kill you.