| "You know what I like best about looking at the stars? Not the stars themselves, but all those empty places between the stars. That's where I can imagine traveling forever and ever. That's where I can imagine infinity." -T.A. Barron |
| Quotes |
| "The secret to flying is to throw yourself at the ground, and miss." - Douglas Adams |
| "The difference between a cow and a bean is a bean can begin an adventure." - Into the Woods |
| "You could not be an astronaut. You are afraid of heights, speed, fire, and small spaces." - The West Wing |
| "Every blade of grass has its Angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.'" - the Talmud |
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| "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one." - John Lennon Imagine |
| "It amazes me that every time I lower the bar of common sense, you manage to slide underneath it." - Ally McBeal |
| "It is to the credit of human nature, that, except where selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates. Hatred, by a gradual and quiet process, will even be transformed into love..." - unknown |
| "There is a theroy which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams |
| "Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things." - unknown |
| "One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday." -Eeyore |
| "Making peace, I have found, is much harder than making war." - Gerry Adams 1948 |
| "If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is just not for you" - unknown "It takes 42 muscles to frown at someone but only four to reach out and smack them up side the head." - unknown "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'good doggie' until you can find a rock."- unknown "I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." - unknown "Absence is to love as wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, enkindles the great." - unknown "I work very hard; please don't expect me to think as well." - unknown "I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead." - unknown "Advise is cheap, because supply always exceeds demand." - unknown "Who were you talking to on the cell phone back there in the hall?" - reporter "I don't know, someone handed me the phone. I think it was a congressman." - Sarah Hughes "When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear." - Mark Twain "There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." - Einstein "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President, should on no account be allowed to do the job." - The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy "If there is anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." - THHGTHG "There is a widespread myth about what people want rhino horns for - infact, two myths. The first myth is that ground rhino horn is an aphrodisiac. This, I think it's safe to say, is just what it appears to be--superstition. It has little to do with any known medical fact, and probably a lot to do with the fact that a rhino's horn is a big sticky-up hard thing." -Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See " Nurse: 'Doctor, the guy with the cucumber problem is back.' Doctor: 'Put him in 2.' " - Law and Order "My favourite piece of information is that Branwell Bronte, brother of Emily and Charlotte, died standing up leaning against a mantlepiece in order to prove it could be done. That is not quite true, in fact. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees." - Douglas Adams, Salmon of Doubt |