Fine. Get out of here. I know you want to. I just can't give you what you need, can I? Can't fulfill your desires, can I? I understand.

I JUST DON'T HAVE WHAT YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY.

Homestar Runner- Awwiiight. Clean, good, flash cartoons worth crapping your pants over. Need I say more?

Strings of Fate- A comic that is actually worth reading. Picture the most amazing Disney artwork on speed, eating a big bowl of plot that is cool enough to go on the same shelf as the Sandman. Plus, it's free comic.

Projectkooky- The art of Dylan and Erica. Check these chicks out. I do.

Girlomatic- Some of the best comics in the word. Not only that, but they are made by g-i-r-l-s...Ewww! Cooties.