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2nd Annual FFL Awards 2004-2005 |
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Fern Football League Awards for the 2004-2005 season |
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Miscellaneous Awards |
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Fastest Player - Winner - Matthew Soegtrop; Runners up - Conal, Matthew Couto
No one is faster than Matthew Soegtrop. The guy has figurative wheels attached to his love handles, that make his a speed demon. Kudos to Conal and Couto, both whom are damn fast. |
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Most Heart - Winner - James/Patrick; Runners up - Robbie, Maciej
Both Patrick and James showed true dedication to the FFL craft this season, playing all out every game. They never took a game off this season and are both deserved of the award. Kudos to Rob and Mac, both of whom organize the majority of the games. |
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Butterfingers Mahoney Award - Most - Winner - Tommy; Runners up - Patrick, James Tommy finished top with 54, Patrick second with 49, James third with 46. Butterfingers Mahoney Award - Average - Winner - Conal; Runners up - Kyle, Tommy Conal finished first with 3.8 per game, Kyle second with 3, Tommy with 2.8 in third. |
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Most Fumbles - Winner - Tommy; Runner up - Maciej, Kyle
Lapses of concentration, or brain farts, are quite common in the FFL. Nay a more common are they in Tommy's case, wherein he drops the ball like the roof is on fire. Both Maciej and Kyle get kudos for being equally as farty. |
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Most Painful Moment - Winner - Lenny; Runners up - Patrick, Robbie
Lenny gets the award (if you can call it that) for most painful moment by taking a football pass straight in the glasses. Wierd thing is, he never even attempted to block it with his hands. Kudos to Patrick for his thumping fall after a great dive and Robbie for his nutsack pains. |
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The Whiney McWhine Award - Winners - James; Runners up - Jacob, Matthew Couto
All three of these dudes are worthy contenders, but James edges out the pack with quotes like, "this game is going to suck," even before it has begun. Jacob gets kudos for complaining about the rules every 10 seconds and Couto for being a general baby about gameplay. |
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Most Interesting Choice of Fashion - Winner - Maciej; Runners up - James, Tommy
The pylon orange hat made many reappearances this season, giving Maciej the awesome award. James and Tommy both had interesting choices; the former wore sandals to games and Tommy wore a strong sad shirt that had Maciej fuming. |
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Top Catching Percentage - Winner - Matthew Soegtrop; Runners up - Danielle, Matthew Couto
Awarded to the player with the highest percentage of catches, Mini Soegtrop is the pick for the 2004-2005 season. He can catch with the best of them, and his mahoney count dropped significantly as the season went on. Kudos to Danielle and Couto for good percentages. |
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Most Consistent Player - Winner - James; Runners up - Patrick, Danielle
James has never taken a game off this season and wins this award quite easily. Kudos to Patrick and Danielle, both of whom were consistently on the top of their games. |
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Hey, you isn't guy! Award - Winner - Danielle; Runners up - Chloe, Sierra
Awarded to the girl with the most football skills, Danielle takes this award for the second consecutive year. A no brainer pick, Danielle managed 26 TDs, 3 interceptions, 1 kickoff TD, and a 2.2 receiving TD per game average. Kudos to Chloe and Sierra for being okay. |
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The Triple M Award - Winner - Lenny ; Runners up - Tommy/James, Dylan
This awarded is given for the most memorable moment, and without a doubt it has to go to Lenny's decision (or indecision, however you look at it) to go to the cornerstore in the middle of a play. Just...I don't even know. Kudos to Tommy and James for showing up on Wright Avenue one game and not playing at all (see recaps) and Dylan, for bringing the worst bike ever seen on this side of the equator. |
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