Small children know this Pokemon as Jigglypuff, However Gypsies tell us the side we wish not to hear...it is the apocalypse. This Pokemon is the ringleader of all other Pokemon. |
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With its brain-manipulating power and natural instinct to kill and drink the blood of its prey this playful doll is the purest of all evil� |
You have much to fear from a Jigglypuff. Doing battle with them is hard because they manipulate your mind with cold efficiency. First they might hold you in their cheeks� |
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Then, depending on their mood, they might sing you to sleep and color your face with a marker. |
Your best bet is to make yourself pass-out so you are able to sit still and listen to it sing its gay Pokemon song. |
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