Welcome to the truth about Pokemon. What you are about to witness is so shocking that it is believed a conspiracy by some. Do not turn from this evil cover-up. Eyewitness accounts and computer-enhanced photography shows us we have much to fear...

Pikachu at times may be a cute almost-cuddly animal. But the truth is that it is the most violent tempered of all the small almost-cuddly animals. If you ever see a Pikachu, run for your life.

To make Pikachu's temper worse, he jumps in and out between friendliness and hostility instantaneously.

One minute Pikachu may be calm, and at peace. It will act cheery and playful. You may want to give it Pika-food, or you may want to run because�

Any second it could turn hostile like a bomb waiting to go off. Has it had a good day? Maybe it has a headache, whatever the cause, its anger erupts.