THOUGHTS
WARNING! Thoughts with this eight ball beside it are not really all that funny, in fact they are so not funny, they might be hazardous to your health.
A typical conversation from my hometown:
"Hey Jim-Bo-Bob, are ya gonna warsh them clothes?"
"Why I sure am, Cleetus! Yee-haw!"
David ran away. He went to Zambonie. What is he doing there? He is forming a tribe called the DavidDudes. He will teach them the worm. David ran away.
Cheese Whiz.... and a buffalo. Think about it.
Think about how many times everyone blows their nose each day. That's a lot of snot. Where do you think all of that snot goes? Just something to ponder...
Don't eat crusty cheese. Bad things happen. All the kids at school will call you the kid who eats crusty cheese.
If you really want to impress a girl, don't try to wow her by showing off your booger collection. That never works.