THE GREAT PLATYPUS ADVENTURE
Part 2
The last time we left our friend The Platypus He was looking for his stolen magic hot dog and had befriended a duck when all of a sudden Carbon Dog leaped out of nowhere and said things like "Bark!" and "Rar rar rar." What will they do? (hey, read part 1 first!)
"Oh no my new duck friend, he looks really hungry... wait, that gives me an idea!" And just like that The Platypus threw his new duck friend right at the Carbon Dog.
"Mmmmm, tastes good."
So once again The Platypus was on his way to look for his magic hot dog.
"Excuse me, Mr. Drunken Citizen, have you happened to have seen..."
"Why yes, son, I would like to teach you about the fine techniques of golf."
"Well, I was actually hoping to know if you..."
"See, the most important thing to remember is keep a firm grip on the club."
"Ok, screw you, Mr. Drunken Citizen."
Almost immediately The Platypus saw his long time friend, Weird Ed, crying in the distance.
"Hey Weird Ed, what's wrong?"
"Someone has stolen my Hamster. I loved that hamster."
"I know how it feels. Why, this morning, someone stole my magic hotdog.
"That's rough, Mr. Platypus."
"Hey, there's Syd over there. Maybe he knows What happened to your hamster."
"Hey Syd, have you seen my.... AAHHH!! What in the name of Jericho have you done to my hamster?...... A MICROWAVE?!!! I'll kill you!!! AAHHH!!!!!"
Meanwhile we, the readers, have missed very imporant plot development while watching the Ed/Syd/Hamster drama. Curse our feeble minds! Anyways, The Platypus is surrounded by the Sharks, a local gang of ruffians.
"You son of a bird nest!!! Why why WHY?! I'll spit on your grave after I kill you!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!
Oh man, we got sidetracked again. Well apparently The Platypus took care of The Sharks. I don't really know how.... but oh well.
Suddenly, in the background The Platypus hears a faint voice, "Platyyyyyyypus.... Platyyyyyyyyyyyyypus. Plaaaaaaaatypus."
"Excuse me, Oak Tree that just happens to conveniantly be planted here, do you know what that is yelling in the far background?"
"You don't even want to know, Platypus."
"Uh-oh."
To Be Continued...
What will happen to The Platypus this time? Well it'll probably be real stupid and disappointing and will have no productive results... but it does have something to do with a pile of puke! Now you can't wait...
