THE GREAT PLATYPUS ADVENTURE
Part 1
After a long night's sleep the Platypus awoke to a rumble in his stomach. He went to his fridge to get his magic hot dog, but what was this? Someone had stolen his magic hot dog! What kind of fiend would do such a thing?
The Platypus went outside and saw a Hippie. The Hippie said to him, "Hey man, do, like, wanna by some... food?" "Why yes I would," said the Platypus. "What kind of food do you have?"
"I got some egg yolk, man. Like, boiled and stuff. Can you dig those funky tunes, maaaan?"
"Sweet mother of Megatron, that thing is HUGE!" said the Platypus. "Anyways, I'm lookin' for a hot dog. Catch ya later."
So the Platypus continued his search for his magic hot dog. But what's that in the distance? Is it? It is!
The pizza delivery man!
The Platypus walked up to the Pizza Delivery man and asked, "Do you have any pizza to spare?" The Pizza Delivery answered back, "Oooooh, yes, of course Mr. Platypus.... but for a small fee of $20.00."
"$20.00?! Are you crazy?" "Oh, yes Mr. Platypus. I'm INSANE!" The Platypus was a little stunned. "Really?" He wondered aloud. "YEEAAAHH!!! NAY-HA!!!"
Yeah, well, The Platypus decided to just move on and forget that ever happened.
The Platypus continued to walk on when a duck started falling him. He repeatedly asked the duck why he was following him but all the duck said back was "Quack! Quack!"
After some time of vigrous walking, the Platypus and his new duck friend bumped into the old neighborhood coal miner. "Why hello there, Platypus!" cried out the coal miner. "Hello, old neighborhood coal miner! How are you?"
"My dear friend the Platypus, would you mind helping me out here?" asked the coal miner. "Sure," said the Platypus. "Wait..." said the coal miner. "Nevermind."
So once again the Platypus was sent on his way in search of his magic hot dog. When all of a sudden something jumped out from behind a tree!
It's the ever so big Carbon Dog! Oh no! Carbon Dog yelled "GRRRR!!!!" a lot and the duck made a poop.
*poop*
"Oh golly, my new duck friend, what are we going to do?"
*poop*
"Oh, well you're a lot of help."
To Be Continued...
What will happen to the Platypus and his new duck friend? Find out some other time!
