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In January I gave you a little list of all the ludicrous lyrics, and it seems the singers haven�t learnt! Even people who write their own songs (apparently) fall into the trap of writing crap that doesn�t make sense and makes them look a fool. Just take a little look at these mistakes�
Culprit: Avril Lavigne (Don�t Tell Me)
You held my hand and walked me home I know
While you gave me that kiss it was something like this it made me go ooh ohh
Don't think that your charm and the fact that your arm is now around my neck
Will get you in my pants I'll have to kick your ass
Too many details there. That threat of unforgettable asskicking is enough to turn anyone off trying to get in Avril�s pants, and did we really did to know the �ooh ohh� bit?
Culprit: Emma Bunton (Crickets Sing For Anamaria)
you heard what pappa said
you'd better say goodnight
you'd better shut the light
And I can tell you this
It was a dirty shame
Because the Papa came
And then the Mama came
And then the sister came
And then the brother came
And then the cousin came
These lyrics in the hands of a 13 year old boy could take on a whole other meaning, if you think about it. Since when was it possible to 'shut the light?' Stupid title, stupid concept and stupid lyrics!
Culprit: Joss Stone (Super Duper Love)
Yeh are you diggin on me
Yeh yeh yeh
Im diggin on u now baby
Yeh do u wanna little bit of my love
Yeh wait a minute your love is super oh baby
See im trying to tell you
Your love is super duper
Wow, those lines are so insightful. Joss was obviously bored with picking good songs to nick from other people, so she picked one with repetitive lyrics because she admits she doesn�t have a good memory.
Culprit: Britney Spears (Everytime)
Why are we strangers when
Our love is strong
Why carry on without me
Without my wings, I feel so small
What have I done
You seem to move on easy
I may have made it rain
Please forgive me
Bit up her own ass there, ain�t she? Making it rain, �why carry on without me�? Well maybe he�s shagging someone else love! Seem to move on easy? Surely that should be �easily�, learn to spell! This song also doesn�t explain how her mysterious wings disappeared.
Stupid Lyrics 1
Parody of Britney's Crazy