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No one ever said you had to be smart to be a singer, but you should at least take the time to read the songs you're record company is asking you to sing before you release a single which has lyrics which just don't make a hell of alot of sense! Here we prove that some celebrities are just plain ignorant after hours sifting through MTV listening to plain rubbish for your amusement.
He's not a fool
Reading books about science and smart stuff
Her life was stole (Stole, stole)
Oh now we'll never know
Oh no no no
Yeah their lives were stole
Kelly obviously never read books about �smart stuff� since she lacks a basic grasp of grammar and spelling.
Culprit: Rachel Stevens (Funkydory)
You're a work of pop art
Wanna hang you on the wall
You're funkydory, baby
Baby, that's all
Her boyfriend better be ware he doesn�t end up stuck to the wall on a hook since all he�s got going for him is being �funkydory�
Culprit: Will Young singing (Light My Fire)
Oh, the time to hesitate is through
There's no time to wallow in the mire
This song never used to annoy me until Will Young sung it, I mean when was the last time he had time to wallow in the mire?
Culprit: Holly Valance (Kiss Kiss)
This is what you get, it's the way I am.
When I look at you, I wanna be, I wanna be,
Somewhere close to heaven, with Neanderthal man.
Holly obviously has a taste for hairy men�
Culprit: Hilary Duff (So Yesterday)
You can change your life- if you wanna
You can change your clothes- if you wanna
If you change your mind
Well, that's the way it goes
If the light is off then it isn't on
At least not today, not today, not today
Her lyrical skills include rhyming �wanna� with �wanna� and stating the bleeding obvious!