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Tomety
Lotus leaves
A dash of sand
Apple seeds
A splash of clams
This is my soup
It sure is potent baby
Everytime I stir
I add some more, a pinch of salt
A sprig of fur
I need a recipe
And everytime I serve
You look at me
I see your face
Its creased, worried
I need a recipe
I add some leaves
But do you care?
It�s the only way
Its turning clear
What have I done?
My soup is smelling icky
And everytime I stir
I add some more, a pinch of salt
A sprig of fur
I need a recipe
And everytime I fill your bowl you scream
I see your face, your turning green
I think I've killed you baby
I may have been insane
Please forgive me
My soup had caused you pain
And know your skin is spotty
At night I pray
That soon the smell will fade away
And everytime I stir
I add some more, a pinch of salt
A sprig of fur
I need a recipe
And everytime I fill your bowl you scream
I see your face, your turning green
I think I�ve killed you baby
Parody Song: Crazy
Parody Song: Toxic