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Ned
Or 'How I Got Stuck up a Hill and Died cos Your Pissing Search Party Took Too Long'
Baby, can't you see
I'm almost falling
I�ll be stuck up here till the morning
It's dangerous
Hear me calling?
There's no escape
It�s getting late
I�ve lost my kit
You look pretty fit
You're adventurous
I'm hating this
Tonight
Can't get down
Stuck up a hill
Looking 'round and 'round
Do you see me now?
With my broken hip
I'm up a hill
Your search party�s takin� it�s time (Ohh Ohh)
With the pain of my leg so precise
Don�t know what to do
Ray Mears would know how to fix it!
My leg�s still blue
And I don�t know how to fix it
It's getting late so give me up
My last advice: get a pre-nup
Slowly, death�s taking over me
Tonight
Can't get down
Snow�s in the air and it's all around
Can you see me now?
(Screaming from the pain)
Ow! My broken hip
I'm on a hill
Your search party�s takin� it�s time (Ohh Ohh)
With the pain of my leg so precise
Don�t know what you do
Ray Mears could�ve fixed it
My leg�s very blue
And I don�t know how to fix it
Slowing dying now
With your searchin' now
I think I'm going now
Slowly dying now
With your searchin� now
I think I'm dead now