POISON KANDIE
(Stories)
Pig Chase
By: THIRTEENTWO
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Ethan was racing around in his new car when he caught the attention of a cop. Of course he didn't pull right over, he pushed things a bit. The cop didn't lose him though. When Ethan finally decided to pull over, they had a very interesting conversation.
Ethan rolled down the window and smiled at the Officer. The cop said something but Ethan couldn't hear him. He turned off his stereo. "Sorry Officer," Ethan said. "I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Do you know why you pulled me over?" "Want the list?" The officer asked. "No, that's okay," Ethan said. "I just wanted to make sure one of us knew." "Can I see--" he tried to say. "Hey," Ethan said. "You must've been doin' about 120 mph to keep up with me. Good job, man. But really, I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer." Ethan passed him a bottle of I.B.C. rootbeer before he could say anything. The cop put it on the roof and growled. Ethan was digging through his glove-compartment. "Are you Andy or Barney?" Ethan asked. "Or maybe one of the Village People? I get all that stuff mixed up sometimes. Here it is." "Honestly officer, is this really necessary? I was trying to keep up with traffic." "There was no traffic, sir." The kind Officer said. "Yes, I know there are no other cars around." Ethan replied. "That's how far ahead of me they are. Shouldn't you be getting them for speeding?" "Can I see your license and registration, please." "Oh sure, here you go." Ethan handed him the license and the registartion. "Just remember who pays your salary when you think about writing me a ticket." The cop was walking to his cruiser when Ethan called out to him. "Excuse me?" He asked. "I said, you're not going to check the trunk, are you?" "Thats it!" The cop yelled. "Get out of the car." "I'm comfortable here, thank you." Ethan said. "I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop. Why are you walking around big guy?" "Okay smartass," the Officer barked. He threw the license and registration in the window. "I don't have time for this. Just get out of here." Ethan's car roared to life. He put it in gear and smiled at the officer. "Gee Officer, thats terrific!" Ethan said over the roar of the engine and music. "The last one only gave me a warning too!" The cop didn't feel like chasing the little shit. He called in the tag number and let someone else have him. |
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