The Short Bus Stop

Well, I was wondering how long it would take that stupid kid to make me my own page. Hello there. I am Mitch. I'm Farris' alternate personality.

The reason this page is called the Short Bus Stop is because Farris is jealous. The Short Bus picks me up and takes me to "Special Kids' School" (SKS) every day. They give us cool jackets where you hug yourself and stuff. All the walls are soft; in fact, when you run up and hit them with your body, you just bounce back off! IT IS THE COOLEST THING! Farris says SKS is the best thing for me. I don't know. I think it is fun. The teacher is cute.

Anyway, eventually I will record myself talking and allow you to download my world-famous SHORT BUS STORIES! You will be so excited that you may pee your pants! Anyway...

I really don't have much to say. So I'll leave the rest of the site to Farris. But let me let you in on a little secret: I'm much funnier than he is. Let me show you.

Welcome to MY homepage. I have some cool stuff on this page...like:

• I will have a page of my retarded pointless ramblings of no sense.
• I will have a page where I make fun of people who talk to me.
• I will have a page dedicated to my girlfriend...that one'll be blank for a long time.
• I will have a page where I quote only myself all the time because I am a self-centered retard.
• I will have a page that I hide in my hidden pages where I stick my retarded counterpart. In it, he will make fun of me mercilessly. How sad.

See? What did I tell you? I totally beat him. My homepage is so much better than his.

Oh well. I'm just a little retarded kid. I wouldn't know what is funny or not.

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