Pointless Random Stuff
Wow. I have already done five pointless random things. And now for five more. I am sure you are freakin excited. Well, they get better as I make them, wouldn't you agree? So yah.
Sixth Pointless Random Thing-- April 25, 2003
So yah. Life rocks my watch off, but today has been a freakin awesome day. There have been a few guys in my class (Daniel and Kaleb in particular) who I have wanted to be my friend and stuff because we are so much alike. Well, finally today my worries and doubts about if their friendship has been true this year were put to rest. They reassured me and all that other wonderment. So I am freakin pumped, man! These guys are seriously the best. As soon as Daniel's band gets a website, I'll add a link to it whenever I create a links page (coming soon!).
Anyway. Now for the new word of the day. What should it be? Oh. How about bougess? Bougess (NEW WORD ALERT!!!), pronounced boo-jess, is a word that myself and Daniel and Justin Burris created. We have never quite figured out what it means, but we can only assume its definition is something a bit like this: bougess is the feeling of knowing what you are feeling and can be defined with a definition. Bougess is indefinable, yet it has been defined as indefinable and as the feeling of knowing what you are feeling and can be defined with a definition. However, bougess is indefinable, but...
Okay. I wasn't sure how long I was gonna let that go. But there it went. It came and has gone. So now to move on. (wow. I am a rhymer. So read a lot of my rhymes, go to Discography) Anyway. Girls. They are amazing. You gotta love 'em, don't yah?
And now it is about time that I kill this sucker like Samara does to her Ring video victims.
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"Seven days." "Everyone will suffer!"
-Farris
Seventh Pointless Random Thing-- May 5, 2003
Wow. Life can be a mixture of everything both good and bad. I don't understand it all to it's fierce entirety, but we may NEVER totally understand things such as this. But life can be so amazing when someone you haven't seen in forever comes and you get so pumped because you get to see them again. You are filled with overwhelming passion and love for this person and you feel like you shouldn't let them go. On the other hand, old friendships are hurt and times are different and there isn't much you can do about it except let it heal on its own.
Independendaphobia (NEW WORD ALERT!!!)is a problem that I have: the fear of being totally independent. I would not be able to survive without others to aid and comfort me. I would not be able to survive if I didn't have people to just hang out with! Independaphobia is also kinda the fear of being alone...but mostly just the fear of not needing help. I don't know why I have this fear. But for whatever reason, it is a part of me so I should not change it.
Wow. Is it just me or are my pointless random things getting worse and less cool? While other areas develop very quickly, this one never seems to get much work. I will try to work on this one more to make it an essential part of my site. Anyway, you are probably totally bored of hearing me ramble, so I will discontinue this one like the way you click out of a conversation that has fallen into utter silence. ...That didn't make sense. So yah.
-Farris
Eighth Pointless Random Thing-- May 15, 2003
MATRIX RELOADED CAME OUT TODAY!!! HURRAY! Well...actually it came out last night at 10...but who cares? IT'S OUT! I am excited. But yah. I am kinda mad though. How could the producers ruin such a movie with a stupid "sensual" scene? And Carie-Ann Moss? Come on! That is really nasty. Anyway.
Antibeltofiousisity (NEW WORD ALERT!!!) is the belief that I expressed in the earlier paragraph. Let me break it down for you. The prefix anti- suggests "against" or "opposed to". Beltof comes from the English "belt off", which goes without saying. And -iousisity really makes no sense so I added it. But anyway, antibeltofiousisity is something I have strong feelings for concerning something like the Matrix. But oh well. The movie is already made. The only thing we can do is go see it, but close our eyes during the "naughty scene". But it is likely that no one will ever read this rambling, so I really have no care for who reads it and gets something from it or not.
So yes. But these pointless random things are not really making any sense. Do you know what else doesn't make any sense? The Brave Knight Giliad stories. Read them here. So yes. I am all through with this one.
I'll have to deal with this one like Neo deals with 200,000,000 Agent Smiths by saying, "Yah, whatever!"
-Farris
For those of you who care, my birthday (I TURNED 16!!!) was May 22.
Ninth Pointless Random Thing-- May 30, 2003
I am really tired and stuff so this one will not make a whole lot of sense. I am, however, incredibly bored, which is a good thing when I write these because they tend to be much funnier and more random.
I was thinking of writing a new song: My United States of Yerah (NEW WORD ALERT!!!). Yerah is a spelling of yeah, except Amanda Brunt mistyped it so it was "yerah". I am going to be mean and invent this word. Yerah is a kind of food found in the Himalayan River Valley that is both crunchy and squishy at the same time. It is juicy and dry, sweet yet sour, seasoned yet bitter, and all other contradictory things that can be found in a food. Yes. That made absolutely no sense. HAHAHA AMANDA BRUNT! YOU MISSPELLED YEAH!
TODAY IS AMANDA WILSON'S BIRTHDAY!!! YAY!!! She is getting old on me. Anyway, although she will probably never read this, I will wish her a happy birthday. So yes. I have been deprived of stuff for a bit and it is good to be typing on the computer again. I love it. It is exhilerating beyond compare with anything else except the stuff that is more exhilarating than it is. Whoa...that actually made sense!
I am happy for myself. Well, it is about time that I come to the point of the show where I make a really stupid way of saying that I have to go. So here I go.
I gotta bounce.
-Farris.
Tenth Pointless Random Thing-- June 10, 2003
Wow. A whole 21 days since I've done one of these things. But it really doesn't matter. No one reads them anyway. I need to find something else to do with my life. Maybe I should go into the business of map-drawing. Come with me on my adventure.
So I went to the Topography Department of Okleville (my nickname for the great state I live in because it's so small) and applied for a job in map-drawing. First they had to put me through a few primary tests...to see if I can read, write...DRAW... I donno. It was kinda fun! A change from all the difference in making a webpage. But, in the end, I found out that I can't draw, and I can barely read. I can barely form words apart from a type-writer (or keyboard). So I guess I am a failure...doomed to make stupid and random webpages forever. Well, at least my website will be HUGE by the time I die.
The fact of dordenocrapy (NEW WORD ALERT!!!) is not a new one. Dordenocrapy is the practice of malpractice in ancient-modern times. Dordenocrapy is the best thing that has ever happened badly to a person and his family and their people's families. So basically you could say that dordenocrapy is a form of paradox that both is and isn't, but that is its true nature and its artificial characteristic. So I will end this paragraph before too many of your brain-cells are destroyed.
It is about time that I end this one in the way of greatness. A great man once told me: "BALEETED!"
-Farris (P.S. Site that quote and you get extra bonus points!)
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