DRAMA

Hello. My name is Kyle. These are the stories of all of the dramas that occur around me. I call this "Days of Our Lives"...no, sounds too...already used. I'll call it "Soap Opera Lives". Yah. Okay. Here we go.

It all began when I first began to get to know Aaron. The dramas had been going on for quite some time...love triangles and tangles of love-lives, so I am the "new guy" in the group. Julie and Bethani are two very pretty girls. Wherever they go, they are usually together, but they also have small groups of guys around each of them. Of those guys, three are dominant. Aaron, Jeremy, and Ichabod, to be exact. Well...Cody floats around the group, but he only watches and induces the drama, but is rarely a participant in the activities. Aaron and Jeremy seem to always be at each other, competing. Ichabod just seems to be a little out of the league, but that is only momentarily. Anyway...

When I first entered "the group", Bethani and Ichabod were really big on each other and Aaron and Julie were also big. Jeremy was really just sort of nowhere, not being really liked kinda. But Julie sorta liked him because he was "cute" and "sweet" as all those crazy girls go. Anyway, Aaron and Julie find out that they both really like each other on a church trip and really start to become a "hot topic". But, for some reason I never caught, that was all suddenly over. Aaron still really liked Julie, but she went on to liking Jeremy.

Bethani liked Aaron and Ichabod, but one night Ichabod cut to the chase and popped the question. What else could she say but yes? Anyway, so Bethani and Ichabod were going out. Then Cody did something (which I never really caught) that "ruined" them. Apparently, Bethani liked Aaron a lot more and wanted to go for him. This didn't bother Aaron, but Ichabod got sort of offended because he was GOING OUT with Bethani. At any rate, Bethani and Ichabod broke up and, after another church camp, Aaron asked Bethani out again. OH THE LOVE TRIANGLES.

A little devil named Jennifer tried to ruin my life, then caught Aaron in her snair (momentarily, of course), and finally moved on to Ichabod. But in the end, all three of us decided that she was the devil, so thus came my <PAGE> about her. Aaron had agonized over whether he liked Julie or Bethani. It was a race to see for a long time, but Aaron finally felt strongly about Bethani and asked her out, but we've already covered that.

Anyway, for a while Bethani and Aaron have been very happy together. But Ichabod still really likes Bethani and is still mad that Aaron "stole" her from him. At any rate, the love triangles continue as Julie and Jeremy are now going out and Cody, Ichabod, and myself are unattached. I've got my beautiful girl that I'm waiting for, though and Ichabod really likes Bethani. I guess Cody just has no one. HOW SAD!!!

Anyway, as the drama continues, Aaron and Cody and myself got in a little spat of a combat. Hard feelings and not-so-hard alike (that didn't make sense) both combined with the building tension as several dams broke [What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam.]. But, since I am outside of the drama sorta, I am not really in it, as I have expressed. So that means I miss some of the better parts, but as the drama continues, or more stories are told to me, this page will continue to cover the LOVE-PENTAGON (Pentagon? What? 9/11?) of Jeremy, Bethani, Julie, Aaron, and Ichabod; I will continue to say how Jennifer is the devil; I will continue to state that I AM TAKEN; and I will show how Cody loves to play with drama, but that's just him. HAHAHA. Anyway...

If there are any questions or comments, please contact Al Soto. He lives in California or something. He knows NOTHING of these situations, so don't actually contact him. HEY. Leave me alone. It's almost midnight and I am tired but I am typing away at my laptop with no life before me. Anyways... Yah. In case you forgot, this is Kyle and I was talking about the amazing amount of drama in the lives of my friends. Anyway...

That's all for now from "Soap Opera Lives" and this is your host James, ...I mean Kyle, signing out (no, not literally. just figure-of-speech-ly). Bye.

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Any resemblance to actual people or occurances was NOT intended...oh wait. Nevermind. I am on drugs or something. THIS WHOLE THING IS ABOUT ME AND MY REAL FRIENDS. MOST OF THIS STUFF IS TRUE! SO YAH! HIGH FIVE.