Crap

Well, this is another page. It is about: _______. (one guess...) GOOD GUESS! Crap! So yah. This is just another retarded reward for you finding the hidden pages.

Oh well. These are assorted sayings I have created about crap or, rather, taking a crap. So yah.

Nature calls like a pregnant woman. When it is ready, it is ready and if you aren't there it will just go on ahead without you.
-Farris 3.31.2003

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