The Brave Knight Giliad
"Chapter Two"
And so the Brave Knight Giliad continued on his journey from his tiny village home in Jebunitas for a little adventure (he has one or two every now and again).
Today Brave Knight Giliad was heading south from Mountain Bob. He was aparently on a quest toward the Waterfall of Unfair Summers...but he wasn't sure why.
"I can honestly say," said Brave Knight Giliad to his audience, "that I have no idea where I am going." Well, we wish you luck, Brave Knight Giliad. "Thank you so very much," replied Brave Knight Giliad.
As he was traveling, he ran into a Jew. How he knew it was a Jew, I just told him. But that is beside the point. "Hullo Jew!" said Brave Knight Giliad in a friendly voice.
"And hello brave knight in protection of the lands through which I tread," said the Jew, trying his best to sound very smart. "You did not succeed in sounding very smart," said Brave Knight Giliad, "because I am not the local protecting knight. I am afoot from my tiny village home in..."
JEBUNITAS!!!
"...Yes. There. So you are absolutely incorrect in your assumption of my occupation." The Jew stopped and turned to face our hero. "Well, you have also assumed incorrectly. I am not just any Jew; I am a Jewish monk." Taken aback, Brave Knight Giliad exclaimed, "Wow! That is the weirdest thing since a Jewish Nazi!" The Jew, equally taken aback, replied, "It isn't so bad, is it?"
It is, Jew.
"Well then, my greatest apologies. ...But who said that?" Brave Knight Giliad laughed. "The narrator, of course." It is at this point that the Jew things that our hero is mentally insane and has problems with his left leg. What the leg has to do with anything, no one will ever know. "I think that you are mentally insane and have problems with your left leg. What the leg has anything to do with anything, no one will ever know." Brave Knight Giliad laughed again. "You mustn't repeat all that the narrator has already explained."
The Jew was extremely confused. "I am extremely confused," he said. "You really must stop that," said Brave Knight Giliad, "or I will be persuaded to attack and kill you...or send you off to the metal dragon."
A wise man once said, "...you know."
"I would heartily agree," said Brave Knight Giliad. "Who is it that you speak with?" said the Jew. "The narrator, as I have already told you. Gosh dang it! You Jews are becoming quite a lot more stupider every time I speak with one of you." The Jew did not seem so insulted. "Well, don't blame all your stupid problems on me! The least you could do is take me on as your 'side-kick' in attempt to 'straighten me out' and 'teach me the ways of your trade'!"
He has a point, Brave Knight Giliad.
"Well, I suppose you are right. I hereby take you, Jew, as my apprentice learner. Now what is your name?" The Jew laughed. "'Jew' will do nicely." Brave Knight Giliad shrugs. "Okay then. Whatever floats your boat. 'Jew' it is. So you are now my apprentice. So let us be off." And they travelled off into the sunset.
"Wow. It gets a lot warmer in the sun," said the Jew (now out of sight--but since you can't see, it really doesn't matter anyway).
"First lesson: Shut up!"
-El fin.
5.15.2003
"Any relation or similarity of the Jew to another Jew is purely incidental; it may just be that the Jew you know is a sterio-type, although Jew was not based on a sterio-type Jew. But oh well. But if you are Jewish, do not take offense. It is with all honest...joking...that I joke about your race. But be proud. I am white. That is not a lot to be proud about."
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