Welcome to Billy's House!
You now preside in the home of Billy. Billy will be your resident protagonist. So sit back, relax, and let Billy go about telling his story.
Intros
Billy is just a typical kid; nothing really special and he can't really do anything extraordinary. In fact, he is nothing but ordinary. He isn't tall and isn't short; isn't fat and isn't skinny; isn't handsome and isn't ugly...he basically isn't anything. Think of a typical white American kid. You are probably picturing Billy perfectly. He has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, his only really redeeming physical qualities above some. He doesn't play sports because he doesn't want to, but he isn't a nerd or geek. Like I said...just a typical kid. That's basically all the intro-ing you need for Billy.
The Bordons were never really too successful and a Bordon never got anywhere. It appeared as if Billy was cursed to follow the path of his forefathers and other such people cursed with the name (like cousins and uncles...ok, I'll stop). But Billy, unintentionally, wanted to go against fate and destiny and all that stupid stuff: he liked Sally Sandpiper. But that comes later.
So what will the story of Smalltown be from the perspective of Billy? That's a good question. I wish I knew the answer. It's all how YOU decide to interpret it. Smalltown is more than just a shallow mockery of small-town life; it is full of cool stuff that people who think will pick up on and theorize about. So yah.
Where does BILLY's story begin? Right here in his own home...
Continue to the story (of Billy)
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