Rhyme Jokes
What do you call an obvious relative of a mule?
A. A Horse of Course.
What do you call a guessing deposition?
A. An Estimate Testament.
What do you call a very close albino?
A. A Tighty-Whity
What do you call a framed liquid holder?
A. A Picture Pitcher.
What do you call grass in its early years?
A. Lawn Spawn.
Limericks
Music
There once was a boy who was third born
Who later learned how to play French horn.
He played in the band
And stared at the stand
'Till he gave up cause his lips were worn.
Dinner
There once was a dog from Tahiti
Who looked like a bunch of graffiti.
The owner got sick of her
And he ate her for dinner
And concluded, "She was quite meaty!"
Eternity
Heaven
Perfect, Beautiful
Loving, Willing-Hating, Hurting
Burning, Torturing
Hell
Holidays
Christmas
Cold, Snow
Giving, Receiving-Hunting, Jumping
Rabbits, Eggs
Easter
Copyright 2003 By Alvin Shaul
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